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2022 Jul 31, 9:11am   3,898 views  55 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (60)   💰tip   ignore  

For the most ridiculous spam I get.


I am Jane Francis the White House Delivery Agent and I am writing to
inform you about your ATM Card brought by the United Embassy from the
United Nations here in the white house Washington DC The ATM Have Been
Mandated
to be deliver to your address as soon as possible.
Please urgently contact me back on my email by clicking your Reply

(1)Full name......

(2)Mobile number.....

(3)Home address.....

Thanks Text Or Call Me Once You Read Off This Email.
(janefrancis618@hotmail.com )
(816)-834-9324

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31   Patrick   2023 Mar 9, 5:26pm  


From: IPG_LAW1112@nonpartisan.com
from shibamserver2.artofreality.com (server.modrexcorporations.com [173.236.102.130]) by patrick.net (Postfix) with ESMTPS id A2975A0222 for <p@patrick.net >; Fri, 10 Mar 2023 01:10:20 +0000 (UTC)
from [23.92.191.244] (port=60278) by server.modrexcorporations.com with esmtpsa (TLS1.2) tls TLS_ECDHE_RSA_WITH_AES_256_GCM_SHA384 (Exim 4.96) (envelope-from <IPG_LAW1112@nonpartisan.com >) id 1paRGx-000ok3-1U for p@patrick.net ; Thu, 09 Mar 2023 19:10:19 -0600

Dear p,

Employee at patrick.net Company,

We are deeply saddened to inform you that your term of employment at patrick.net company has come to an immediate end. Due to the effect of high tax tariff which have affected our finance negatively during the last audit, we have no choice but to end your employment with us because we cannot service all the employees anymore. This decision is effective immediately and the original documents for the cancellation of your employment will be given to you in three days time. Note this is not a sack letter to you, rather we are reducing the number of employees. This is just a redundant leave.

Find attached your 2 months salary receipt.

We thank you for your service and we wish it didn't have to end this way.

Sincerely,

Human Resources Manager

cc: ceo@patrick.net


Then attached is an ISO 9660 CD-ROM file named "SALARY RECEIPT " (with the spaces)

I think I won't open that.
32   WookieMan   2023 Mar 9, 6:04pm  

Patrick says


I think I won't open that.

I don't open any attachments unless I prompted it. 90% of the time I talked to the person via text or voice for the attachment. I don't open any emails unless I know the source either. The email address is usually a dead give away to not open it. Usually it's as obvious as can be. And fine, shut my account down.

Text have been worse lately. I've been getting random texts saying X, Y or Z account is about to be suspended with an obvious shit link just phishing to get my password. I'm sure there are people out there less secure or naive, but any of my financial accounts you can't get in with out me physically or my phone. That you'd still need a password to.

Got hacked once when I was younger and never again. Nothing financial, but I set everything up where it's even a pain in the ass for me to log in.
33   HeadSet   2023 Mar 9, 6:23pm  

WookieMan says

Got hacked once when I was younger and never again.

Hope that Nigerian Prince didn't scam you too hard. :-)
34   Patrick   2023 Jun 6, 10:41pm  




That one was from cv@service.bosszhipin.com or at least that's what the email says.

Looks like it came from IP 95.214.26.179

And that IP is owned by:

organisation: ORG-SL1181-RIPE
org-name: Suisse Limited
country: SC
org-type: OTHER
address: House of Francis
address: Room 303
address: Victoria
address: Seychelles

Well, that's not descriptive enough to send a letter. I do see their abuse contact though:

blake.laurent@mailfence.com

I'll ask if he can stop that.
35   WookieMan   2023 Jun 7, 2:21am  

Patrick says

That one was from cvservice.bosszhipin.com or at least that's what the email says.

As long as there's not an attachment I will open the email. I don't click any link, just reply. Usually something ridiculous and mean. Something like I hope your mom gets AIDS while a mountain loin is eating her legs. I just make up random shit. I do it with texts too. Usually ends with a fuck you. Who knows if they even see it. It's fun either way.
36   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 4:44am  

Patrick says

Wife doesn't read the site


Without knowing anything about her, I'm guessing that you really don't want her reading stuff here.
37   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jun 7, 5:18am  

I keep getting spam saying they caught me whacking off to the nudie girls on the interwebs. They claim to have me on video taken from my camera of me making my "O" face, while pleasuring myself to hot naked hairy Liberal babes. That's a God damned lie, there aren't any hot Liberal babes.
Besides I took a drill punch and knocked out the camera on my laptop, so even if they, tried all they would have is a solid blurry whiteout image. No discernable image, color, shadow or light.
They want $10,000 to preserve my honor.
38   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 7:12am  

Tenpoundbass says

They want $10,000 to preserve my honor.

Tell them if they want pics, they gotta go to your "onlyfans" page and PAY.
39   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 7:17am  

Tenpoundbass says

Besides I took a drill punch and knocked out the camera on my laptop,

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.
40   WookieMan   2023 Jun 7, 7:34am  

HeadSet says

Tenpoundbass says


Besides I took a drill punch and knocked out the camera on my laptop,

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.

Clever ideas. I just use a post it note to cover my camera. Someone could probably hack and hear sound, but I say nothing of interest besides yelling at the kids to do something as I sit there doing nothing. lol.
41   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:25am  

zzyzzx says

Patrick says


Wife doesn't read the site


Without knowing anything about her, I'm guessing that you really don't want her reading stuff here.


I have no worry about that. She knows all my opinions and she's OK with them. She definitely agrees with me about the toxxine, and that's the main thing. When her co-worker Danielle died from it, she was pretty upset.

https://www.altamesafuneralhome.com/obituary/danielle-carmichael
42   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:27am  

Tenpoundbass says

I keep getting spam saying they caught me whacking off to the nudie girls on the interwebs.


I think most people get those spams. It's all bullshit.
43   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 8:36am  

Patrick says


I think most people get those spams. It's all bullshit.

Yes, but it would be interesting to see how many people got scared and paid. Those folks likely got "fully vaxxed" as well.
44   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:45am  

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.



45   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 8:47am  

HeadSet says

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.


I'd use one of the pictures from Hunter's laptop.
46   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:56am  

Lol, everyone should be report Hunter's crimes, including the photos, to the FBI via their anonymous tip site:

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Note that their site includes Google spyware which also pipelines all tips directly to Google and lets Google identify you so you're not really anonymous. You probably want to use a library computer or some such. Remember, the FBI itself is organized crime.
47   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 9:33am  

Patrick says

You probably want to use a library computer or some such.


Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).
48   WookieMan   2023 Jun 7, 9:41am  

zzyzzx says

Patrick says


You probably want to use a library computer or some such.


Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).

You don't need an ID here for the library. We block sites, but kids have been caught finding new sites.... porn. Summer is the worst with kids out of school. But if you're in an urban area, not city, you might be able to get away with something. Or pay an out of district fee for a card in a rural area. They aren't going to check you ID. Just depends on whatever illegal activity you're doing.

I don't condone illegal activity from libraries. But it's a pretty good work around if you know what you're doing.
49   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 10:43am  

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.
50   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 2:53pm  

Patrick says

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.

Yes, accuse you of filing a false report.
51   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 2:55pm  

It's a true report!

Hunter really committed all the crimes documented on his laptop.
53   HeadSet   2023 Jun 23, 7:53pm  

Patrick says

It's a true report!

Absolutely true. They will still accuse you of filing a false report.
54   gabbar   2023 Jun 24, 6:34am  

Patrick says

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.

Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in a war.
55   Patrick   2024 Nov 17, 5:48pm  


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Subject: Patrick Organization Staff Performance Appraisal
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As part of our commitment to continuous improvement and professional development, please find below a circular from Patrick Human Resources Department regarding your performance appraisal. We wish to inform you that your performance review is now available for your review.

You can view your personalized appraisal by clicking on the below evaluation. If you have any questions or need further clarification, feel free to reach out. Thank you for your hard work and dedication!

We appreciate your continued service and commitment to our organization.

Best Regards

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Lol, that IP address 38.103.244.155 is registered to:


OrgName: PSINet, Inc.
OrgId: PSI
Address: 2450 N Street NW
City: Washington
StateProv: DC
PostalCode: 20037
Country: US

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