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It was Nancy, Paul got drunk and ate some of Nancy's $10,000 a gallon elitist icecreme.

It's life in the big city. These things happen.

Looks like IHLlary and Putin need to form a temporary truce and lunch the apostate before any deathbed confessions. Maybe Nancy One is buried in the cellar while her body double runs around DC for the intels.

Better yet, maybe Pelosi had a rent boy who got too rough in the trade. Rumor was when he was DUI, he had somebody in the car who was never mentioned.

How do they know the old crook is receiving 'excellent medical care'? More rotten fish smell as usual usual. Maybe a few boosters would do him good.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/35860

Fuck Paul Pelosi this asshoe. Now they know what it feels like with rampant crime and assaults on SF and CA residents for the past decade while they built a wall from their ill gotten stock gains. Fucking hypocrites across the isle, "oh we wish a speedy recovery and swift justice brought to the assailant!". Oh yeah? Ordinary people never get any justice in SF and the cops give a shit about anyone being assaulted by thugs. Fuck you very very much. It was likely a random thug, there are plenty of those plus crazy hobos in SF, stop with whining about violence against politicians. They promoted these policies and put the recently ousted leftoid marxist DA in place. If you currently live in SF, this can happen to anyone anytime, nothing special about this case.

mell says

Fuck Paul Pelosi this asshoe. Now they know what it feels like with rampant crime and assaults on SF and CA residents for the past decade while they built a wall from their ill gotten stock gains. Fucking hypocrites across the isle, "oh we wish a speedy recovery and swift justice brought to the assailant!". Oh yeah? Ordinary people never get any justice in SF and the cops give a shit about anyone being assaulted by thugs. Fuck you very very much. It was likely a random thug, there are plenty of those plus crazy hobos in SF, stop with whining about violence against politicians. They promoted these policies and put the recently ousted leftoid marxist DA in place. If you currently live in SF, this can happen to anyone anytime, nothing special about this case.

Yeah, but one would think with the kind of money Pelosis have their security would be top-notch. I doubt a random hobo from the street could easily get inside that palace. Was it something like gay prostitute not happy with his compensation? Jealous gay lover? Gays get jealous, do they?

Tenpoundbass says

It was Nancy, Paul got drunk and ate some of Nancy's $10,000 a gallon elitist icecreme.

The lizard has a solid aliby - she was in DC at the time.

RWSGFY says

mell says

Fuck Paul Pelosi this asshoe. Now they know what it feels like with rampant crime and assaults on SF and CA residents for the past decade while they built a wall from their ill gotten stock gains. Fucking hypocrites across the isle, "oh we wish a speedy recovery and swift justice brought to the assailant!". Oh yeah? Ordinary people never get any justice in SF and the cops give a shit about anyone being assaulted by thugs. Fuck you very very much. It was likely a random thug, there are plenty of those plus crazy hobos in SF, stop with whining about violence against politicians. They promoted these policies and put the recently ousted leftoid marxist DA in place. If you currently live in SF, this can happen to anyone anytime, nothing special about this case.

Yeah, but one would think with the kind of money Pelosis have their security would be top-notch. I doubt a ran...

could be somebody they knew, but they will spin this into a maga attack. but probably will not change much sentiment as nobody likes them. Also often hobos just need to climb the gate and then often doors behind it are left open. who knows

Probably got a bad referral from the Getty's favorite whorehouse. It's where they train their politicians, too, so maybe they should compartmentalize better.

Such a canned and laughable press release. Looks like Paul is going to be a regular on the 'family requests privacy' circuit now. I bet they want privacy, so the spin doctors have time to step in and the non disclosure bribes can flow freely.

I bet they will claim the assailant was wearing a red MAGA cap. Maybe it was the intels giving him a beat down so he doesn't develop drunken loose lips over Nancy's disappearance and her replacement by DC avatar. Why don't the name stealers just kill him and give him an avatar, too? Budget restrictions since Ukraine?

Of course, maybe they did kill him and his avatar is forthcoming. So much for the now useless idiot Pelosis after the midterms (if the midterms take place and there is no false flag atrocity).

An old man beaten with a hammer just doesn't bounce back.
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=210281

Gay lover prob

I think it's either:

1. the crime due to Democrat policies finally reaching the Democrats who implement crime-friendly policies

2. someone high up has a problem with Mr. Pelosi and is letting him know it, maybe even Nancy herself

I don't think the framers of the Constitution could have envisoned assault hammers at the time.

I’m sure the “assault” is a cover story, no actual thug involved. Maybe it was a vaccine injury. Note the obligatory statement of gratitude towards “medical professionals.”

Yup. Inappropriate time line and scenario cited, as well as the impossibly predictable canned crap about 'complete recovery', information that they couldn't possibly know. Another bizarro set up? Story does not track. An old man wrestling a hammer away from a psyops perp? PuHLEESE.
"Paul, recovers from the vicious, unconscionable attack in their home last night. This violence is unacceptable, and it should shock all decent Americans. Please join me in praying for Paul’s speedy recovery,” said Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.).

Others said they were upset and wanted the perpetrator convicted.

“I am angered by the attack on Paul Pelosi in his home, and am grateful to the law enforcement officers who responded. Political violence is unacceptable, and the perpetrator will be held accountable,” Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-Nev.) said in a statement."

Political violence, LOL! The spin is in. Let the stilted purple prose flow.

Has all the fake signatories we have come to know and love from the fake KommieKunt MSM offensives.https://www.theepochtimes.com/paul-pelosi-attacker-identified-police-say-he-tried-killing-speakers-husband_4827235.html?utm_source=share-btn-copylink

Truth is, we will never know what happened here outside of the propaganda shell. Let's see how the patsy fares.

Masto says

Political violence is unacceptable

Wow, two lies packed in to four words!

Lie #1: That this must automatically be political violence and not the inevitable result of Democrat crime-promoting policies.
Lie #2: As if Democrats object at all to political violence against conservatives. They do not. Democrats fund and encourage political violence against conservatives. They said nothing about the massive BLM violence in 2020.

Also possible: this is a staged attack intended to influence the midterms.

You reap what you sow, and SF is a great example of the world she's helped create.

OK. So this goes together with the UC Davis “brawl.” All about casting criticism of Democrats as “inciting violence.” The main purpose of this story is to fuel the argument against allowing open political debate. I doubt Mr. Pelosi is really at the hospital.

The news said he took the hammer out of Pelosi's hand. Did he enter the house with a hammer or did Pelosi approach him with a hammer, they struggled over it and then the intruder used Pelosis hammer to batter him. Im confused here. Or was it a gavel?

Not sure this is true, but could be.

I'm leaning toward the disgruntled gay lover theory.

And the guy was in his underwear.

Told you gay lover, actually @RWSGFY did mention it first. Also if you just drink enough, Alcohol can make one do bizarre things and we do know they like to look quite deep into the bottle

Holy shit.

Who is doing a wellness check at 2:30AM in their underpants?

A deranged, commie-loving lunatic? Well, it is SF, so that covers about 60% of the population.

The plausible scenario: