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So far, this is what we think we know:

Clad only in his underwear, the alleged attacker approached the Pelosi mansion from the street and proceeded to scale the wall that surrounds the Pelosi mansion. He was also carrying a hammer. Apparently, no security officers were present at this time. The alleged assailant allegedly broke a back window in order to gain entry. Rather strange too that no security alarm went off (strange as well that some of the broken glass was found on the OUTSIDE, indicating a possible break from the INSIDE). Paul & Nancy Pelosi are worth several HUNDRED million dollars, she is Speaker of the House, let us assume that a highly sophisticated security system HAD to be in existence, yet, the alarm did not go off? This leads some to speculate that Pelosi may have let the alleged attacker in, or, arrived with him at the same time.

The alleged attacker, who was clad in only his underwear, allegedly gained entry and proceeded to Pelosi's bedroom where he immediately attacked Pelosi while allegedly screaming "where's Nancy." (No one has stepped forward to make the claim that he actually said that. Paul Pelosi didn't because he was rendered unconscious by being beat in the head with the hammer, so who heard him say that?) At some point during the alleged attack in which Paul Pelosi was 'bloodied,' Paul Pelosi informed the alleged attacker that he needed to 'use the bathroom,' to which the alleged attacker agreed. Really?? Conveniently, Paul Pelosi was charging his phone in the bathroom, so he used it and dialed 911, according to the report "He states there is a male in the home and that he is going to wait for his wife. He stated that he DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE MALE IS BUT THAT HIS NAME IS DAVID and that HE IS A FRIEND. He sounded somewhat confused." HUH ??? Kind of strange too that Paul Pelosi didn't lock himself in the bathroom while waiting for the Police to arrive, instead, he returned to the bedroom!

When the Police arrived (for what they claimed was a "wellness visit" at 2:25 AM), they found Pelosi and the alleged assailant with 'both hands on a hammer', originally implying that this event occurred in the foyer of the front door, where an 'unidentified third person' had opened the door for the Police. That story has now been amended. The Police now report that this event took place in PELOSI'S BEDROOM, where Pelosi was allegedly attempting to get the hammer away from the underwear clad alleged assailant. (Why the Police didn't IMMEDIATELY subdue the alleged assailant is a mystery. Somehow, or so the story goes, the alleged assailant broke free, gained control of the hammer, and thereby hit Pelosi in the head, causing 'serious injury,' and rendering him 'unconscious.')

Since then, ANOTHER hammer was found in Pelosi's BEDROOM (which is perfectly natural. Everyone keeps hammers in their bedroom, don't they?) So the hammer count is not one, but TWO.

Stay tuned. This story gets stranger and stranger. And by the way, despite the media's and the Democrats' attempt to paint the alleged assailant as a MAGA lunatic, he is anything but that. He's reported to be a 'Castro male prostitute,' a Black Lives Matter supporter, flew an LGBTQ+ flag outside his residence, has been an aggressive advocate for public nudity, etc. In short, he's a radical liberal nutcase!