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DOGEWontAmountToShit says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Someone needs to make a spoof of her weave coming off when he starts climbing if the make that.

https://babylonbee.com/news/on-screen-message-warns-viewers-this-disney-movie-was-made-during-a-time-when-people-werent-babies-who-got-offended-by-everything

AmericanKulak says

* Deflation and funk is long lasting in CHYna
* That means Less CCP destablization cash.

That's right as just after Bill Clinton signed the free trade agreement with China in 1999, the Chicoms establishment an office in Hollywood to influence all the movies and TV shows being made there.

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This version would sell.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

This version would sell.

What's red and has seven little holes in it?

Snow White's 🍒.

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Roy E Disney (a Republican) continued his father's legacy with the Disney Renaissance such as with Lion King and Little Mermaid.

After Roy E Disney was no longer at Disney, the company went to Woke shit.

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Disney can only squeeze so much profits out of its franchise like Marvel and Star Wars. Eventually for various reasons like a shrinking movie viewer base, it will have to shut down these franchises.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchise/fr541495045

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/brand

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/brand/bn3530750466

Disney Studios (includes Pixar) are going to have to go through a renaissance like it did when Roy E Disney was running it.

They are going to have to find another Toy Story and Finding Nemo.

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OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Isn't the Evil Queen supposed to jealous of Snow White's looks? Can't be the case here.

No one goes to the theater anymore. I just build my own theater at home. I'm not in a rush to be the first one to see a film. If I care I'll watch it when I want. Also with 3 boys and a wife that could give no shits about Snow White, we'd never have gone anyway. That's about 95% of the population.

So seeing empty seating charts really isn't a surprise. Production companies need to read their crowd better. Disney or anyone. Times are changing and so is tech in home. It's $1k to get as good as movie theater sound and if you have the budget $5-8k will blow away a movie theater run by teenagers.

Most modern movies blow anyway. Unless there's food and booze, there's no point in going to the movies. Just wait and spend $19, if that instead of $125 for a family of 5.

Patrick says

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Patrick says

?? I do not get it.

$16 million so far at the box office after its release yesterday (21 March 2025)

Snow White had a $255 million budget so I suspect it needs a $450 million box office sales to break even

It's pretty bad when the evil queen at more than twice the age of the hirsute hispanic heroine is much better looking. Kinda fucks with the plot.

Yeah, Gal Godot is a Jewess and served in the IDF, but she was a sweet piece of ass.

It makes no sense to me either - such is the woke.

https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/trump-apprentice-tips-for-success

Snow White is bombing so bad there were theaters with NO SEATS sold during the first few showings.

Patrick says

And the Evil Queen is twice her age (Galdot, almost 40; Zeigler, early 20s)

So bad, the BBC thinks it's Marxist Subversion:

Why isn't Hollywood learning? This movie began production in 2022, and with most Disney Flops, was long delayed and went into constant reshoots lasting years.

IF Hollywood realizes we're in the post woke era, we probably got at least another year of Woke Flops before they unfuck themselves.

AmericanKulak says

"Why isn't Hollywood learning?"

Arrogance.

AmericanKulak says

Why isn't Hollywood learning? This movie began production in 2022, and with most Disney Flops, was long delayed and went into constant reshoots lasting years.

IF Hollywood realizes we're in the post woke era, we probably got at least another year of Woke Flops before they unfuck themselves.

No - it's Globohomo. Trans-faggotry. Pick a women who is all but a man, completely lacking in the traditionally attractive feminine aspects.

Back in the day, chicks would feel less than feminine if they didn't have the biscuits and the bootay. Nowadays, perhaps androgyny is a badge of globohomo honor.

AmericanKulak says

Why isn't Hollywood learning? This movie began production in 2022, and with most Disney Flops, was long delayed and went into constant reshoots lasting years.

IF Hollywood realizes we're in the post woke era, we probably got at least another year of Woke Flops before they unfuck themselves.

Probably a lot of the costs were sunk and they estimated it was more economically advantageous to go ahead with finishing production and distributing the Snow White movie.

Its first week box office receipts are around $89 million versus a budget of about $240 million. My guess it will lose at least $80 million.

Disney made $1.7 Billion from Inside Out 2 in 2024 with a $200 billion budget so I estimate they made at least a $550 million profit from that movie.

That likely compensated for the hundreds of millions of losses in 2024 from the rest of its movies that were flops.