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Democrats in Unison!
"Oh my GOD when Trump gets in office he's going to persecute all of his enemies that tried to persecute him and his followers! It will be a blood bath!"

And now this...
Project 2025, we're going to get them sons of bitches and make them pay, and their dog TOO!



Pro Tip: Feds wear Khakis and look like they have Taylor Swift for their ring tone.
MAGA folks looks like they could rope and calf from the back of a riding lawn mower.

Has anyone ever seen the Patriot Front and Project 2025 at the same time in the same place?

Even the Project 2025 logo on the center bottom of that picture looks like the same font and layout as the Biden Campaign sign. I bet the same prepress and print shop made it.

I am laughing so damn hard.

These peeps are fucking clueless.

The Dementia Special the entire world been served up for over a week now was a paradigm shift they can't gaslight away. Not anymore.

But that is all they know how to do.

clambo says

Get rid of:
1 department of education
2 department of energy
3 BATF
4 department of commerce
Others but it's a start.

BLM, USFS

Wope! Trump disavows Project 2025, then right on cue the Fed Front goes on parade in matching "outfits".

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/07/feds-parade-patriot-front-fake-hate-group-marches/

I like how the glowies are now using khaki masks to match their chinos - so stylish an appearance for their Globohomo overlords (and tops).

ForcedTQ says

clambo says

Get rid of:
1 department of education
2 department of energy
3 BATF
4 department of commerce
Others but it's a start.

BLM, USFS

And FBI. The Marshals can do counter-intel - the did before.

https://sashastone.substack.com/p/the-dems-latest-conspiracy-theory

Guys, I've been going through this top secret Project 2025 and I've got to share some of the super evil stuff Trump's planning! What horrible things have you found? So far I've seen that he's going to:
-form a new state mandated religion of Trumpism, which is kinda protestant but with more hookers.
-Insufficient racism is punishable by death.
-No more gay stuff... Well, except for Lindsey Graham. He's okay I guess.
-Ban the TV show The View and throw the hosts in the ocean.
-Eradicate all "doodle" dogs. Labradoodles, Goldiedoodles, Aussiedoodles. Gone!
-Mandate assault rifle ownership for children and pacifists.
-Nuke Quebec.
-have all marriages be arranged by a lady named "Nice Aunt Helen" who knows "a boy who works at the grocery store and I think he might be single".
-force every Trader Joe's to have a McDonalds inside of it.
-The Earth is hereby flat.
-have all local artisanal craft fairs will be bulldozed to make way for new golf courses that only rich white men can use.
-make Harry Potter mandatory reading for transsexuals.
-Oh never mind, we already deported the transsexuals.
-And burned all the books too, shit, this is complicated.
-Republicans who voted for Ron DeSantis in the primary will have their eyes plucked out and devoured by Laura Loomer.
-Mexico and Greenland will be annexed as the 58th and 59th state. We'd take Canada too but it is irradiated now.
-Candace Owens to be named Secretary of Science to educate Americans about the danger of Jewish space dinosaurs faking the moon landing.
-All public transportation will consist of Tesla Cyber Trucks.
-Hand Maid's Tale times a MILLION!!!
-Dancing is forbidden.
-Use dark magic rituals from an ancient Sumerian book of the dead to turn Clarence Thomas immortal! (okay, seriously, I could really get behind this one)
-Clone Senator Mike Lee.
-Pack the Supreme Court with 200 Mike Lee Clones.
-Force Disney to rehire Gina Carano and make a show of just Gina beating the everliving shit out of the cast and crew of the Acolyte for 8 episodes.
-No more left turns. Your ass can drive all the way around the block, damned commies.
-Ricky Gervais hosts the Oscars from now on... Also, give Ricky Gervais the Epstein client list beforehand and let hilarity ensue.
-All packages of Twix in stores will be opened and the left Twix thrown in the garbage. From now on we will only eat the right Twix.
-Declare war on walkable cities.
-Drill for oil in Berkley.
-Failure to immediately run over climate protestors who are blocking traffic will result in a $500 ticket.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg of this super evil Project 2025! What have you heard?

https://x.com/monsterhunter45/status/1810399988406788236

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

-The Earth is hereby flat.

Actually its the left that has the flat earther morons. They also fantasize about zombie apocalypse, and alien invasion. The Left are so willing to vote what the left is today. Because dystopic tyrannical governments is by far their favorite movie genre and storyline. As Netflix, Amazon and Hulu caters to in every show and content they produce.

* Will fine helicopter parents $50 for each shin guard worn by a child under 18 in their care.

* Will impose a $5 federal tax on doordash Avocado Toast

* Will ban pineapple pizza.

What's yours?

I'll take that Warthog, TIA.

I'll take the Warthog, and the three Orion slave girls to pilot it (1 actually, while the other two amuse me).