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Barack Obama was, in fact, present at the scene after chef Tafari Campbell drowned on a paddle board


               
2023 Oct 21, 4:02pm   715 views  20 comments

by Patrick   follow (59)  

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/the-rest-of-us-saturday-october-21


Yesterday, in another shameful corporate media humiliation, Judicial Watch announced on its website: New Records Reveal Barack Obama’s Presence at Emergency Scene of Obama Family Chef Drowning.

Last night, Fox News broke the story that former President Barack Obama was, in fact, present at the scene after chef Tafari Campbell drowned on a paddle board — contradicting widespread corporate media reports.

Through FOIA, public records powerhouse Judicial Watch has newly-obtained (and still heavily redacted) Massachusetts Police documents, describing that cops interviewed Obama immediately after the 911 call reporting Tafari’s disappearance. So he was there.

Next, we learned that an unidentified female staffer who was paddleboarding with Tafari saw him “fall off his paddleboard, begin splashing and become extremely panicked, yelling for help and subsequently went underwater very quickly.” According to the police report, the mystery gal jumped into the water to try to help the chef, but he was never seen alive again.

She then “ran to the nearest U.S. Secret Service security post and reported the incident to the first USSS Special Agent she saw.”

The police records also described an alleged Secret Service surveillance video showing Tafari and the female paddleboarding companion entering the water, and showed the Secret Service’s emergency response in the immediate aftermath of Tafari’s drowning.

The video was not produced. But Judicial Watch says it will continue seeking to obtain the footage.

Why did it take so long and so much independent effort to discover that Obama was there? Why didn’t the MEDIA seek these public records? What use is the corporate media these days anyway?

If this keeps up, people might start to get the idea that the corporate media only exists to provide cover for government actors.

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1   Ceffer   2023 Oct 21, 4:11pm  

Patrick says


If this keeps up, people might start to get the idea that the corporate media only exists to provide cover for government actors.

What don't they understand about the word 'captured'? Early reports, a very flustered Obama on the phone bribing the family to try to get
quick cremation and to not consent to autopsy. I guess the bribe worked (7 figures) not a peep (at least until they squander the money and come back for more). Yeah, there was that 'reveal all' book the cook was cooking up, too.
2   Ingrid   2023 Oct 21, 4:21pm  

the fact that they tried to hush things up proves something-people with a clear concience don't need to hush things up or bribe someone. Unfortunately, all these high=ups have so much dirty laundry that it is impossible to figure it all out. Thankfully some people managed to put a finger in the dirty pot.
3   AmenCorner_AntiPanican   2023 Oct 21, 4:22pm  

He saw the Dong that cannot be Acknowledged.
4   Patrick   2023 Oct 21, 4:26pm  

AmericanKulak says

He saw the Dong that cannot be Acknowledged.


And he was writing a book about it.
5   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2023 Oct 21, 4:40pm  

Patrick says

the female paddleboarding companion

was Barack Obama.
6   Tenpoundbass   2023 Oct 21, 6:13pm  

Big Mike said take Fredo fishing.
7   Ceffer   2023 Oct 21, 6:24pm  

There should be a big sign at the roadway to Obama's manse: The Dong Remains Silent, Or You Will Be Silenced.

The Dong that dareth not speak its name.
8   Patrick   2024 Aug 21, 8:59pm  

https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/cause-of-death-of-obamas-chef-tafari-campbell-revealed/

Huh, "drowning".

Funny how this fell out of the corporate media entirely.
12   WookieMan   2024 Aug 22, 5:58am  

I missed this thread/story. How in the flying fuck do you drown paddle boarding? If you can't swim, it's the last thing you should be doing. Even the most experienced fall off. Plus the thing fucking floats. Seems odd.
13   Ceffer   2024 Aug 22, 9:26am  

A famous competitive paddle boarder drowned in the Columbia Gorge downwinding few years ago. Fresh water, less buoancy, unpredictable currents, foot snags.

However, where Obama allegedly went kinetic on his loose lipped cook was placid, shallow water. He was found naked. Another investigation controlled and memory holed.

Obama probably murdered him (or had him murdered) onshore and dumped him with the board out there, then had his cleanup crew come in to create the mythology. Cook was writing his own tell all book to secure his future, since he aged out of being a proper catamite.
15   WookieMan   2024 Aug 30, 12:13am  

Ceffer says

A famous competitive paddle boarder drowned in the Columbia Gorge downwinding few years ago. Fresh water, less buoancy, unpredictable currents, foot snags.

Still don't get how you die paddle boarding. Drowning is obvious, but still I've done some stupid shit in water. Paddle boarding is absolutely mundane. I've done class 2-3 rapids in WI with one section being class 5 solo. Hammered as well.

I've been caught in rip currents in the ocean and got out. If you can't swim well, don't go in the water or on anything without a life vest. I wear a helmet snowboarding and it saved my life once. Do I look gay and weak, maybe. I'm not dead though.

No independent journalist doesn't find this strange? Question it? Or do they just not know how to swim so assume it was an accident? Our questions here about TD were part of it getting found out. It doesn't need to be some MSM outlet. They're clearly incompetent in finding anything out.
16   RWSGFY   2024 Aug 30, 8:38am  

You don't even need to be able to swim: the fucking floating thing the size of small boat is attached to your fucking ankle by a short leash.
17   Ceffer   2024 Aug 30, 9:57am  

One of Obama's multiples was trained in wet work. The personality is evoked by saying 'Michael's Cock' three times and tap dancing to 'Singin' in the Rain'. You then identify the target and game over. Tafari didn't stand a chance.
18   WookieMan   2024 Aug 30, 10:57am  

RWSGFY says

You don't even need to be able to swim: the fucking floating thing the size of small boat is attached to your fucking ankle by a short leash.

In agreement. So it was intentional drowning or a common retard that didn't know how to swim or grab onto the board. Seems like the previous.
19   Patrick   2025 Jul 24, 9:07am  

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/digitally-thursday-july-24-2025-c


Fox News (and only Fox) reported that former President Obama was on site (0:48) when his personal chef, Tafari Campbell, drowned at his Martha’s Vineyard compound.

Fox also said the Secret Service has surveillance video of the doomed chef “moments before he entered the water,” and will be trying to obtain that footage as well.
20   Ceffer   2025 Jul 24, 11:25am  

WookieMan says


In agreement. So it was intentional drowning or a common retard that didn't know how to swim or grab onto the board. Seems like the previous.

Tafari was a good swimmer. They have vids of him doing swimming laps. He was writing a tell all because he aged out of being a catamite, so Obama and/or minions went kinetic on him and paid off his wife for silence.

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