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Patrick says

I had to confirm because it's so surprising. Yes, Elon really did tweet that:
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1942634205407764710

And how does Elon know? Did he see the list?

I would like to know that as well. Did Elon see the evidence?

Let's all stop saying "list" because that's a deliberate distraction. The video evidence is the important thing.

https://thefarcefeed.substack.com/p/trump-claims-white-house-dog-ate

Trump Claims White House Dog Ate Epstein Files

"Beautiful dog. Powerful jaws. Tremendous appetite for classified documents."




WASHINGTON D.C. — In a stunning turn of events that has left journalists, investigators, and conspiracy theorists face-palming in unison, President Donald Trump announced at a press conference today that the long-promised Jeffrey Epstein files — which he had vowed to release to the public “any day now” — were tragically eaten by the White House dog.

“I was just about to do it, folks,” Trump said, gesturing toward a suspiciously torn apart manila folder. “I had the files right here on the Resolute Desk — beautiful files, very detailed, names you wouldn’t believe. Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, maybe even Bill Burr! (What a left wing lunatic he became, huh?) All in there. Then boom! The dog ate it. Just chomped it up like Rosie O'Donnell at a buffet.”

When a reporter reminded Trump that he famously doesn’t have a dog, Trump scoffed. “It was a temporary dog. Just for the weekend. Secret Service brought him in — very smart, very strong. Beautiful teeth — the kind that can rip through sealed documents faster than Chris Christy with an egg roll. I called him ‘Justice.’ Very patriotic. Cares about National Security. Much better than Sleepy Joe’s dog, who bit everyone and pooped all over the Lincoln Bedroom. Total disaster!”

Standing beside Trump was Attorney General Pam Bondi, who nodded solemnly. “I personally witnessed the incident unfold. He locked eyes with me and I knew instantly: that dog had a divine mission. Unfortunately, it was eating the truth.”

FBI Director Kash Patel backed up the story, explaining, “Look, these were high-fiber documents. Very tasty. The kind that would tempt any canine with integrity and a decent palate. It’s not sabotage. It’s sustenance.”

Even Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino, who once referred to Epstein as “Satan’s landlord,” weighed in. “Listen, folks. I’m former Secret Service. I’ve seen presidential dogs. I’ve seen bite patterns. The rip on that folder was definitely canine. Possibly K-9 Delta level. This was no accident. This was tactical digestion. I have it on very good authority from my Mossad handlers.”

While some questioned the timing — just days before the files were set to be published — Trump insisted he’s still committed to transparency. “We’re looking into printing out backup files, possibly laminated this time, maybe with a chew-proof coating. Not at all 'scrubbed.' It’s very important we get this out there,” he said with fingers noticeably crossed behind his back.

As the press conference concluded, Trump reassured supporters that “no one has done more to almost expose Epstein’s network than me,” and that “if elected a third term, I promise to retype the files from memory, with the help of an old friend named 'Q.' Trust the plan!”

In all seriousness, this incident serves as a reminder to remain skeptical of lofty campaign promises, especially those dangled conveniently before elections. Transparency is a bipartisan issue — and so is accountability. No matter who's in power, citizens deserve more than excuses involving imaginary canines with a taste for bombshell reports.

In a final note, after the story broke, Tom Hanks reportedly sent Justice, the White House dog, a 50 lb. bag of kibble.

Patrick says

Let's all stop saying "list" because that's a deliberate distraction. The video evidence is the important thing.

There's no video. I think that's the problem and why the narrative is lists and flight logs. None of which prove anything.

Maybe it's out there as I don't watch TV, but has a victim come forward publicly? Not internet as I don't believe anything anymore. Until then this is dead in the water.

The lost one minute of Epstein footage has been recovered!!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/12-key-questions-all-americans-should-ask-about-shameful-attempt-cover-truth-about

Hitler is informed the Epstein “client list” doesn’t exist

https://youtu.be/hAC-ybDXOt0?si=vNL4nlSsX_SB09xj

"The Epstein List reveals such a massive, universal agenda of malfeasance, perversion, bribery, human sacrifice, and Satanic worship riddled throughout the organs of government and its political installations, that we have failed to distinguish between the governmental bodies themselves and the demon worshiping cult infestations. As such, we will practice the little white lie of claiming they don't exist for the 'denial peace of mind' of the populace during station identification while we battle the forces of darkness on other fronts. Forgive us for any resemblance to the enemies of the State themselves. The State must lurch on for any shit to work at all."

BBB already yielding fruit on other fronts. Better to get them on public trial for overt crimes rather than back room perversions and blackmails?

https://www.thefocalpoints.com/p/no-evidence-of-epstein-blackmail

For years there has been a lot of consternation about the refusal of federal agencies such as the CIA and FBI to disclose what they know about Jeffrey Epstein (as well as about the assassination of JFK, the 9/11 terrorist attacks, the murder of Seth Rich, and countless other stories). Guys like me have also noticed how the U.S. government, including Congress, can’t ever quite seem to get to the bottom of the origin of SARS-CoV-2.

The truth of these stories carries incalculable liabilities—liabilities that would call into question whether the involved institutions should be allowed to continue existing.

Disclosing the truth could also instantly demolish the persistent naïveté that enables most people to maintain their allegiance to their governments and to believe the endless train of BS that we are told every day about everything. ...

Epstein was probably running the the same kind of trap that Mossad agent Eli Cohen ran against the Syrian political and military elite in the sixties and that bon vivant gangster Udo Proksch ran against the Austrian Socialist Party elite in the seventies.

The case of Udo Proksch is illustrative. Using an aristocratic girlfriend as his front woman, he acquired Cafe Demel—one of the most opulent coffee houses in Vienna and the former confectioner to the Imperial Court. He then converted the top floor of the building to house his CLUB 45, whose membership included all of the top ranking members of the Austrian Socialist Party, which held a virtual monopoly on federal power in the 1970s.

Proksch invited an old friend of mine to become a member, but my friend suspected that the clubhouse was a one-way mirror trap to which underage girls were invited to “entertain” Austria’s political and financial elite.

In 1977, Proksch committed a massive insurance fraud and mass murder by blowing up a ship called the Lucona—whose cargo he had insured—in the middle of the Indian Ocean. The insurance company smelled a rat and launched an investigation, but was frustrated by the total lack of cooperation from Austrian authorities. It was as though Proksch was untouchable. The only reason he was eventually exposed—twelve years after he committed his crime—was because the West German foreign intelligence service (Bundesnachrichtendienst) and the CIA were unhappy with him for transferring western technology to his friends in the Soviet Union.

These intelligence agencies shared their information on Proksch with the independent, Austrian journalist, Hans Pretterebner, who self-published a book on the affair in 1989 titled Der Fall Lucona (The Case of the Lucona).

The lesson from the story was clear: unless the intelligence agencies—who control politicians and civil servants—want a big story with major liabilities disclosed, it won’t be disclosed. All evidence of the conspiracy will disappear, and people like Pam Bondi, Dan Bongino, and Kash Patel will be left looking like fools.

Trump is potus, he’s refusing to release probably blackmailed too.

he isn’t going to release it all either.

The FBI states that these were just personal copies of reruns of 'Happy Days', including the jump the shark episode.

Gone, but not forgotten?

Translation: "We've got bigger fish to fry, and limited resources rather than waste them to trigger a bunch of lawfare crap on these fools. Tribunals don't do pedo shit, anyway, they deal with treason and subversion. We're gonna need a bigger shitstorm."

What are the odds?

DOJ and FBI state that freedom of religion dictates that the Epstein files were just world figures attending church at a cathedral of their choice. Portraying them as unwitting victims is denying their right to faith. The videos were home movies for their collections.

Mossad, CIA, MI6 AND the British establishment. Let's not short sheet the attributions.

All the visitors that were outed for flying on Epstein's planes to and from the island are filing a class action lawsuit demanding reparations (and their pedo lapel pins back).

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1942653394168246464

https://babylonbee.com/news/bondi-explains-she-was-going-to-release-the-epstein-files-but-then-some-pedophiles-asked-her-not-to

I could believe this. "Real" Trump is strategic.

Hopium?

Never gets old.

https://x.com/joelang51440671/status/1942275291524562957?s=46&t=MoBmRnotGFHuD6pUFj_pKQ

There's still political mileage in that dead horse. LOL!