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LOL! For All The Boomer Doomers And Boomer Haters, Anonymous Writes An Excellent Paranoid Woo Fantasy...


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2024 May 5, 10:46am   136 views  3 comments

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Man, he's stitched every exotic theory and woo ping pong into this one. It's a bodice ripper for the Boomer Haters. Boomer Porn for the aggrieved victims of Hegelian inter generational division.

"OPERATION BABY BOOMER"
"I knew I was born into a real power family when it became apparent that both of my parents were well aware of the plots to assassinate JFK, MLK and RFK before those US government-directed murders ever took place. They also had foreknowledge of the state-sponsored assassinations of Marilyn Monroe and Malcolm X.

However, my parents never knew that I knew these things about them. Until my father recently passed, I kept this information and a lot of other radioactive info that I ‘acquired’ about them completely to myself. After all, given all the CRAZY things that happened in my family as I was growing up, keeping certain secrets became a matter of life and death.

Like no other adults or parents I had ever seen as a child, both of may parents literally walked around like they owned the place—THE WHOLE PLACE. It was like they owned and operated “the System”, as my very blunt mother liked to call it. This singular observation as a mere lad compelled me to try to figure out just who they really were, and especially why our upbringing was so friggin’ “wild and crazy”.

After a lifelong investigation of my father, I came to find out that he was an undercover FBI agent, that he belonged to the Office of Naval Intelligence during World War II, and that he was both a Knight of Columbus and Knight of Malta. Most significantly, my father was a high-ranking Freemason, operating at a level well above the 33rd degree."
https://stateofthenation.co/?page_id=223653






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2   AmericanKulak   2024 May 5, 10:51am  

This is unintentionally hilarious!

When Obsessed Ass Burgers and Schizoposters get together, who knows what Boomer Illuminati Black Italian Nobility Khzarian Mafia plots they can uncover together!
3   Ceffer   2024 May 5, 10:58am  

They need an Illuminati Playing Card 'Eat the Boomers'. I like it. At least somebody in the Mom's basement generations are reading about stuff somewhere.

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