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Hawk Tuah: Do NOT Google It


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2024 Jun 21, 10:31am   1,702 views  50 comments

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4   Onvacation   2024 Jun 21, 11:02am  

Depraved might be a little too judgmental
5   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 21, 11:26am  

Onvacation says

didn't wouldn't

I don't come to patrick.net for details of depraved sex acts.


Then how do you know it is depraved or not?
6   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 21, 11:47am  

OMG. They are starting to sell merch on it:


8   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 21, 11:52am  




Note: She's been identified & outed now.

Poor girl. One can't even get drunk on a night out on the town anymore.

She may as well rack up on the graft $$$$$ from all of this.
10   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 21, 11:58am  

Okkkaaayy....here it is:

DO NOT WATCH THIS CLIP if you are in the @Onvocation camp (which is a legitimate position to take...really!)

I mean it, seriously.

The only saving grace about this entire thing is that it fucks over Gay Pride Month's oxygen supply. :)

12   Ceffer   2024 Jun 21, 2:54pm  

Nothing worse than her hillbilly tobacco chaw on the phallus to get ready for sex, but it's probably still better than no sex. It's KY with an attitude.
13   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 21, 3:14pm  

Ceffer says

Nothing worse than her hillbilly tobacco chaw on the phallus to get ready for sex, but it's probably still better than no sex. It's KY with an attitude.



14   mell   2024 Jun 21, 5:13pm  

What's depraved about it if you're copulating anyways? Perfect distraction from whatever the thing was this month, already forgotten. Less bitchez and more hawk tuahs bitchez!
15   GNL   2024 Jun 21, 5:47pm  

Is she spitting on a dick?
16   mell   2024 Jun 21, 6:44pm  

GNL says

Is she spitting on a dick?

Yes
17   Patrick   2024 Jun 21, 7:35pm  

I wouldn't say no. You know, if I were eligible for her attention.
21   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2024 Jun 22, 2:50pm  

I’m not against it.
25   Onvacation   2024 Jun 24, 8:44am  

Onvacation says

Depraved might be a little too judgmental

Sophomoric is the word I was looking for!
26   RWSGFY   2024 Jun 24, 8:47am  

How long till we get a member with a "Hawk Tuah" handle on this board?
32   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jul 9, 5:57pm  

Dude brings girlfriend to Sunday brunch to meet Mom:

33   stereotomy   2024 Jul 9, 6:14pm  

This is what you don't want to happen when you bring the girlfriend home to meet your parents. As if the hooptie earrings weren't enough of a red flag.
35   Onvacation   2024 Sep 4, 5:15am  

Talk Tuah


36   AmericanKulak   2024 Sep 4, 5:31am  

Isn't her 15 minutes over?
38   GNL   2024 Sep 25, 3:19pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Dude brings girlfriend to Sunday brunch to meet Mom:



Shouldn’t she be happy for her son getting all the great head he’s about to receive?
39   Ceffer   2024 Sep 25, 7:36pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Dude brings girlfriend to Sunday brunch to meet Mom:

"Mom, I want this talented dick spitter to bear my children."
40   mell   2024 Sep 25, 8:08pm  

stereotomy says


This is what you don't want to happen when you bring the girlfriend home to meet your parents. As if the hooptie earrings weren't enough of a red flag.

Hoop tie earrings usually translates into great fuck! Not opposed
41   stereotomy   2024 Sep 25, 8:54pm  

We can't tell from the vid whether she had the 1000 cock stare, or she was just well trained by her last LTR. Face it, cock-gobbling is a difficult art, with the gag reflex and all. Most chicks can't deep throat the cock and end up gagging/puking.

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