patrick.net

HotFrog11221963 says

Now, when might I expect my voucher for a fruit basket and chocolates?

I dunno. You got a hot woman?

See, PatNet is like a biker gang. We each get a hawk tuah turn with her.

We all have tattoos of Patrick on our arms (and maybe some other parts). When you get those, you are on board.

Also, you need to memorize the most memorable 100 quotes of ApocalypseFuck. Those will prime you for the reigning jests.

Everything here is free, and virtual.

Ceffer says

We all have tattoos of Patrick on our arms (and maybe some other parts). When you get those, you are on board.

Also, you need to memorize the most memorable 100 quotes of ApocalypseFuck. Those will prime you for the reigning jests.

Pretty sure I know where DATF’s tattoo is located.

The pay sucks, but the benefits are pretty good.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

The pay sucks, but the benefits are pretty good.

So only fruit baskets . . . no chocolate?

HotFrog11221963 says

Ceffer says

Also, you need to memorize the most memorable 100 quotes of ApocalypseFuck. Those will prime you for the reigning jests.

So would I be correct in assuming those quotes originate from Fuck Everyone Hawk Tuah?

HotFrog11221963 says

So only fruit baskets . . . no chocolate?

Hey, I went out of my way to include good chocolate, if not much.

@HotFrog11221963 How did you happen to find patrick.net?

There is no good chocolate, only Albanese.

https://www.albanesecandy.com/chocolate/dark-chocolate/

And you can all thank me after your first order. The dark chocolate almonds are cherry fresh almonds and chocolate that is just . . . well Hawk Tuahy.

HotFrog11221963 says

Pretty sure I know where DATF’s tattoo is located.

How did you know?!

Saw a reference to PatNet on SS ~2019. First, lurked for your memes and then your contributors after a while.

Mixed bag, and my bag is resting on DATF’s chin after the Hawk Tuah comment.

Always entertaining.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

HotFrog11221963 says

Pretty sure I know where DATF’s tattoo is located.

How did you know?!

It was a tough puzzle. You are a pretty subtle guy.

HotFrog11221963 How did you happen to find patrick.net?

So, do you want more users? If you do, users could cross post PatNet on their Xitter, SS, telegram, ect.

HotFrog11221963 says

Mixed bag, and my bag is resting on DATF’s chin after the Hawk Tuah comment.

You'll do.

Welcome to the shit show!

DATF says:

You'll do.

Welcome to the shit show!

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Thank you, so that would mean . . .

Chocolate voucher?

Back to semi-serious discourse.

I have tried social media a few times over the years. Always, I found the set up to be toxic.

Facebook. Oh, be my friend.

Ah, no.

Twitter, censorship extravaganza. Continues under Musk.

AceOfSpades. Ok, totally weirded. The way the site was set up it was a bizarre competition for who could suck dik best. And Ace is a creepy drunk. Prone to bans for imagined insults. I should visit to see if creepiness continues.

Some of the SS authors are similar. S. Hana para exemplar. Lotta Hawk Tuah going on her (his) pee pee. Interesting but manically toxic.

Also on SS lots of obvious ContOp.

And now the new Elon Xitter. What a piece of demoralizing crap platform. I am planning a post on this topic.

Anyway, in a very fucked up world this seems the most sane virtual I have encountered. And, I have been lurking a very long time.

HotFrog11221963 says

@HotFrog11221963 How did you happen to find patrick.net?

So, do you want more users? If you do, users could cross post PatNet on their Xitter, SS, telegram, ect.

How would users do that? Manually?

I'm a programmer, so maybe I could facilitate it.

And yes, I think more users would be good. Currently, it's kind of like an old bar where everyone knows each other, but it's fun to have new people too.

Well, I am going to continue to play in Xitter for a while, so will promo you when seems reasonable.

Patrick says

HotFrog11221963 says

HotFrog11221963 How did you happen to find patrick.net?

So, do you want more users? If you do, users could cross post PatNet on their Xitter, SS, telegram, ect.

How would users do that? Manually?

I'm a programmer, so maybe I could facilitate it.

Sorry, saw this comment late.

Totally not complicated. All your users are on various platforms. Just ask them to promote.

Chocolates?

Ok, here is my Xitter profile. All your members could do the same. I will refine. It is late in Brasil. boa noite.

https://x.com/hotfrog11221963

Francis, is that you?

personal

Ok, you could eliminate GNL and PatNet would be improved.

I don't know what the Karen comment was about, but my only real rule for the site is not to deliberately insult the other users personally, because that really kills the conversation. Please hit "flag" if you see direct personal insults like that.

Hit me up on my email if you want a convo.

Or block me, but suffering ignorant troll insults like GNL is not on my life list.

He's mostly good, really don't know why he said that.

You can also email me any time: p@patrick.net

Especially when offering opportunities for expanding your base.

I am confident GNL trying to FTU is someone you do not need on your board.

BTW, why are you in Brazil? I've got a friend named Patrick in Natal if you're anywhere near there.

If I banned anyone who is even a little dickish there would be no one left. I myself get accused of dickism now and then.

Drinking might be involved. NK.

It happens.

I like smart dickish like DATF but stupid insults to a new member without reason? Yah whatever, it’s your site.

North West of Rio.

Flagging personal insults works pretty well.

Note you can easily see anyone's comment history by clicking his name or icon, then the "authored N. comments" link.

You can see that GNL doesn't usually insult anyone:

https://patrick.net/comments?a=GNL

Catch you later. And my opinion is you should not suffer the misbehavior of GNL. But it’s your board.

Later,

Neal

And as an addendum, the kind of shitty, small dog barking at the ankles behavior of GNL will drive off new members.

My tolerance level for stupid fuckery is fairly high.

GNL is cosmically resistant to presented fact while asking the same questions over and over. He's a stall when you need a start.