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DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Al Bundy was the Best:

Yes, he was even a better HS athlete than wookieman.

komputodo says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Al Bundy was the Best:

Yes, he was even a better HS athlete than wookieman.

Not possible.

AmericanKulak says

Most receivers and TV's still have them. My teenagers know what RCA's are and use them. Think of a 1/4" guitar cord. The old school tech is still as good or better. Every live show you see there's a 1/4" or XLR plugged in somewhere. They just work.

HDMI cords are fine for video. I go optical for the audio though. I do notice the difference between RCA, HDMI ad optical. Optical wins for audio. It's small, but is better if you have a solid system.

The shit they made Erin Gray wear in the first season was fucking insane. Too bad she was borderline anorexic - a chick with biscuits and booty in that skintight satin shit - fuck, it would have been R-rated and fappalicious.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I remember that what's the name of the movie.

RC2006 says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I remember that what's the name of the movie.

Jan Michael Vincent starred:

Who remembers calling time on the land line?

"hey call time!" Says no one today.

Tenpoundbass says

Who remembers calling time on the land line?

"hey call time!" Says no one today.

P-o-p-c-o-r-n

AmericanKulak says

Whooa, wait a minute here. You talked back to your mom in1984 - and lived?

HeadSet says

AmericanKulak says

Whooa, wait a minute here. You talked back to your mom in1984 - and lived?

Haha this is so true. +1000 - fuck modern "parenting". GenXers are so capable because the 80s had the right mix of hard and soft parenting.

goofus says

Tenpoundbass says

Who remembers calling time on the land line?

"hey call time!" Says no one today.

P-o-p-c-o-r-n

call the local newspaper sports desk for a final game score

WookieMan says

komputodo says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Al Bundy was the Best:

Yes, he was even a better HS athlete than wookieman.

Not possible.

could you beat Caitlan Clark 1X1 today?

komputodo says

could you beat Caitlan Clark 1X1 today?

Yup. 100%. I'd give up some fouls but I'd physically beat the shit out of her. At 41 I'm still almost able to dunk. I'd block every single shot she put up or steal the ball.

I don't think patnet is an athletic place for men. I think most you guys were geeks. It's not a problem, just saying it's likely the reality.

THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS!

RWSGFY says

THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS!

A young female will get smashed by anyone 50 and younger. Even a pro female in basketball 1 on 1. My sister was a D1 volleyball player. In her prime with her team a 3 guys team on 6 would demolish them. Even older guys.

Sure there are unathletic guys, but anyone that got a varsity letter in high school could destroy a pro woman athlete. Weird sports like golf where they get the shorter yardage is maybe the only one. Or maybe something like curling. They don't have the reaction time or muscle mass to compete sports generally. Serena Williams has said something like she would lose to the 150th ranked male tennis player 100% of the time (not an exact quote but pretty close).

I do respect female athletes, mainly because they're not fat fucks and take care of their body. But it's not an equal playing field if comparing men and women in sports. If it wasn't gay, a male cheering squad would be able to do insane shit that would put the ladies to shame.

WookieMan says

komputodo says

could you beat Caitlan Clark 1X1 today?

Yup. 100%. I'd give up some fouls but I'd physically beat the shit out of her. At 41 I'm still almost able to dunk. I'd block every single shot she put up or steal the ball.

I don't think patnet is an athletic place for men. I think most you guys were geeks. It's not a problem, just saying it's likely the reality.

you would leave the gym on crutches with 2 broken ankles

komputodo says

you would leave the gym on crutches with 2 broken ankles

Height and speed advantage. Plus I know how to play basketball. She wouldn't stand a chance. Beat high school aged boys playing in a wheel chair for fun.

Defense wins and I have the height and weight on offense. She would lose badly even at my age. Defense is easy, just no one plays it anymore. Use your eyes. Body can't move without the hips. The ball is usually around the hips. Don't leave your feet unless you know it's a shot.

I'm ambidextrous so I could drive left or right. I'd just do that over and over and there's nothing she could do. That's Lebron James even though I hate that guy. It's an easy layup 9 out of 10 times. I'm not sitting back trying to pop 3's. She misses a shot no chance of a rebound. I'm 3" taller and 60lbs heavier and can still move. Her real height is probably 5'11" as well.

No chance she could beat me. I might need some pain killers the next day, but no, Clark could not beat me 1 on 1. Fact is defense doesn't exist in the mens or women's games anymore. So she's a good shooter. Has no chance if I'm guarding her. I still have 20-40% higher vertical of anyone she plays against.

She's good, but not that good.

Bicycle banana seats. A seat so comfortable, you could ride a hundred miles and not get swamp ass and butt hurt.
You didn't even have to stand on the pedals when you jumped a ramp, so your balls didn't get crushed like most bike seats today.

Loathing preppies but secretly admiring iZod shirts, and Members Only jackets, but you didn't buy them because you didn't want to look like a dork.

Tenpoundbass says

Bicycle banana seats. A seat so comfortable, you could ride a hundred miles and not get swamp ass and butt hurt.
You didn't even have to stand on the pedals when you jumped a ramp, so your balls didn't get crushed like most bike seats today.

Eh, never had a good bike seat. Not a rider really, but when I do it sucks.

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big. Bike riding was a chore. Most I ever did was 15 miles and I couldn't walk for 3 days and I was in great shape in my 20's. So it wasn't the biking. My nuts were smashed for 90 minutes. Unpleasant.

I don't get the spandex queers that will ride 60 miles in a day. My nether region would be useless for at least a week. That's why I call them gay. They're receivers and not the pounder. Plus they just look gay either way.

WookieMan says

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big. Bike riding was a chore. Most I ever did was 15 miles and I couldn't walk for 3 days and I was in great shape in my 20's. So it wasn't the biking. My nuts were smashed for 90 minutes. Unpleasant.

I don't get the spandex queers that will ride 60 miles in a day. My nether region would be useless for at least a week. That's why I call them gay. They're receivers and not the pounder. Plus they just look gay either way.

That's because mushroom seats are very uncomfortable. Your balls are crushed right between your legs, and are on top of a hard ridge right between your legs. Even your inner thighs catch hell. Banana seats dip down in the middle, so if you're sitting more toward the back of the seat, you're not sitting on your nutsack.

Tenpoundbass says

That's because mushroom seats are very uncomfortable. Your balls are crushed right between your legs, and are on top of a hard ridge right between your legs. Even your inner thighs catch hell. Banana seats dip down in the middle, so if you're sitting more toward the back of the seat, you're not sitting on your nutsack.

Lol. Conversation I didn't expect today. I'm uncomfortable driving in a decent car for an hour let's put it that way. Hence why I like to fly. I can be uncomfortable for 2-3 hours, but not 5-8+ on a road trip. A bike for an hour and I'd be transgender because my balls would hurt so bad at this age I'd cut them off.

Sorry I derailed another thread, but I just don't think there's a comfortable bike seat if you have big balls.

Tenpoundbass says

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big.

Wait till you age some more and get LONG BALLS.