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2024 Aug 16, 10:44am   2,411 views  140 comments

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75   WookieMan   2024 Sep 23, 8:52am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

The ones my grandparents had were skunk urine soaked wasp nests.

Alright, I've now gotten the info needed to why you're so fucked up ;) But I really do hope this is a sick joke. Funny. If real though consult help.
76   HeadSet   2024 Sep 23, 9:32am  

WookieMan says

But I really do hope this is a sick joke.

Of course it is a joke. I was making fun of the picture that looks like the teacher is holding a cantaloupe and DATF added his quip. Are you here looking for sanity in posts?

In the spirit of Halloween:

Of the posts you read in Patnet
Oh, the wonders you will find
The only thing you have to lose
Is a little of your mind

Maybe you can put that to music.
77   stereotomy   2024 Sep 23, 10:28am  

That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks. Someone can download them to do a mix/cull of the best ones, and upload the result. Reaper or Anvil are cheap/no cost DAWs.
78   stereotomy   2024 Sep 23, 10:29am  

I guess I'm inspired by the "They're eating the dogs" tune.
79   HeadSet   2024 Sep 23, 6:12pm  

stereotomy says

That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks

Patnet already allows mp3 uploads, so that would just be another thread, or even among threads.
81   WookieMan   2024 Sep 25, 9:47am  

stereotomy says


That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks. Someone can download them to do a mix/cull of the best ones, and upload the result. Reaper or Anvil are cheap/no cost DAWs.

I have actual albums on iTunes. I'd dox myself immediately. So not happening. I'm 5 figures deep comment wise and there would be a lot of collateral damage if there was an ass hole that found me. I'm already on thin ice posting what I post. I'd love to share my music but I can't. Sucks. Good albums for high schoolers and young 20 somethings.

Still think we have a gem that could be rebooted and sell. I'll be out in MT in March. This is an in person proposition. We'll see. Might be a reboot.
82   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 25, 10:02am  

Tenpoundbass says






This 'aged' rather strangely.
85   HeadSet   2024 Sep 29, 9:20am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I used to sell TV Guides door to door as a kid. I had 60 or so regular customers.
86   Patrick   2024 Sep 29, 9:13pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Huh, Ghost Busters was something in 1976.

The movie was not made until 1984.
87   ElYorsh   2024 Sep 29, 9:57pm  

The Ghost Busters was a 70's cartoon unrelated to the 84 film Ghostbusters and subsequent cartoons.
88   WookieMan   2024 Sep 30, 4:14am  

This will date me. My first concert. LO fucking L. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

Arie Crown theater on the Lakefront at McCormick Place. Patrick likely knows what I'm talking about location wise. I get the joy of going there next September for a conference. Ugh.... Chicago Marathon in a few weeks. I get to enjoy that shit show. Gotta support the wife though.

I'm so done with Chicago. There's going to be immigrant and black Chicago gang warfare. Same with Latinos here legally. It's going to get ugly in Chicago.
90   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 11, 2:18pm  

Patrick says

Huh, Ghost Busters was something in 1976.

The movie was not made until 1984.


@Patrick


92   HeadSet   2024 Oct 12, 6:45pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I still have my Commodore SX-64.
93   clambo   2024 Oct 12, 7:00pm  



I used one of these at work running a spreadsheet, I believe Lotus 123.
This piece of shit was $3800 bucks or more.
1983, so it was running DOS.
94   HeadSet   2024 Oct 12, 7:03pm  

clambo says

I used one of these at work running a spreadsheet, I believe Lotus 123.

You may have been running "SuperCalc." the original spreadsheet.
95   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 12, 11:01pm  

clambo says

believe Lotus 123.


Don't you mean VisiCalc? Don't think Lotus was around yet?
98   komputodo   2024 Oct 28, 10:30pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Thats was a bad ass modem in its day.
99   komputodo   2024 Oct 28, 10:32pm  

clambo says

I used one of these at work running a spreadsheet, I believe Lotus 123.
This piece of shit was $3800 bucks or more.
1983, so it was running DOS.

at least it wasn't one of those 1 color monitors
100   komputodo   2024 Oct 28, 10:36pm  

AmericanKulak says






you could tighten up the tape with the eraser end.
101   komputodo   2024 Oct 28, 10:52pm  

WookieMan says

That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks.

Yeah..put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload their "solid bronze" tracks. I know a guy who lives in upstate NY who i met in mexico...he likes to post his songs on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxUDbCl0vds
102   Ceffer   2024 Oct 29, 12:26am  

Oh, wow, you can upload MP3.

103   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 31, 7:29am  

National Lampoon's Vacation Walley World was the Santa Anita Park racetrack in Arcadia.


105   HeadSet   2024 Nov 11, 8:45pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Hot Air Popcorn Maker
106   Karloff   2024 Nov 11, 9:16pm  

I only knew a couple of people who had a player for these during the brief period where they were "popular".


107   AmericanKulak   2024 Nov 11, 9:37pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Argh, what stopped me from getting the good buttery popcorn in the movies and having to eat the tasteless airpopped shit with no salt or butter.

I eventually just opened my jacket and dumped it as soon as somebody's parents were out of eyesight

Back, spawn of Satan!
109   HeadSet   2024 Nov 21, 6:43pm  

AmericanKulak says

airpopped shit with no salt or butter.

Look at the top of the air popper. That top has a removable metal tray that you put butter in to melt as the popcorn pops. Pour the melted butter on, then salt it. I remember watching the popcorn pile shrink at the point where the butter was poured in.
111   AmericanKulak   2024 Nov 21, 7:11pm  

HeadSet says


Look at the top of the air popper. That top has a removable metal tray that you put butter in to melt as the popcorn pops. Pour the melted butter on, then salt it. I remember watching the popcorn pile shrink at the point where the butter was poured in.

This didn't happen, sadly. Or it happened with I Can Definitely Believe It's Not Butter Margarine, popular at the time.

Salt was also not well regarded. Sigh.

I do remember Jiffy Pop being pretty good and shaking it the 'pan' back and forth.
113   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 23, 2:00pm  

Man using a drive-in telephone in 1959:


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