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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:

"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."

Every ex-military laughs when I mention the "WOPR."

komputodo says

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

I'm old and don't know who they are

I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .

komputodo says

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

I'm old and don't know who they are

Joe and Blair From Facts of Life

zzyzzx says

The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.

Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.

AmericanKulak says

BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.

He was briefly in the remake also.

Not sure which is funnier, the email by payphone, or the black executive in a pin stripe suit smoking a pipe.

It’s the pipe, definitely the pipe!

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Dodgeball is alive and well where I live. Sad in the areas where they don't play. It's not bullying. It's getting hand eye coordination. The movie with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller was spot on. "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."

You got to be able to react and move in real life. Dodgeball teaches you that. Also awareness and line of sight. You got 3 people with a ball, can your eyes track them all? Now get on the road with a car and have this new thing called a distracting cell phone.

Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.

WookieMan says

Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.

Patrick says

Not sure which is funnier, the email by payphone, or the black executive in a pin stripe suit smoking a pipe.

Man, dem crackpipes was HUGE back in teh day.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says

Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.

Early dodgeball I see. Before the red ball came along they used cantaloupes.

HeadSet says

Before the red ball came along they used cantaloupes.

The ones my grandparents had were skunk urine soaked wasp nests.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

The ones my grandparents had were skunk urine soaked wasp nests.

Alright, I've now gotten the info needed to why you're so fucked up ;) But I really do hope this is a sick joke. Funny. If real though consult help.

WookieMan says

But I really do hope this is a sick joke.

Of course it is a joke. I was making fun of the picture that looks like the teacher is holding a cantaloupe and DATF added his quip. Are you here looking for sanity in posts?

In the spirit of Halloween:

Of the posts you read in Patnet
Oh, the wonders you will find
The only thing you have to lose
Is a little of your mind

Maybe you can put that to music.

That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks. Someone can download them to do a mix/cull of the best ones, and upload the result. Reaper or Anvil are cheap/no cost DAWs.

I guess I'm inspired by the "They're eating the dogs" tune.