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MolotovCocktail says

Riley Reid

She's super cute but she gonna have six inches of prolapsed colon sitting in her underwear by the time she's 40.

stfu says

She's super cute but she gonna have six inches of prolapsed colon sitting in her underwear by the time she's 40.

I'm sure there is a fetish market for that, too. Maybe knobby warts also from all the blackula foo.

MolotovCocktail says

Riley Reid

Top: family photo

Bottom: work photo



She's also the source template for memes like this:

Even Indians are having problems:

stereotomy says

Damn now I can't unsee this LOL

I used to work at a "newsstand" back in the day. It mostly sold porno mags. News and book shops would take periodical inventory every month where the unsold items were sent back as returns for unsold credit. So if you're a grunt you have to gather up all of last month's unsold mags to count and box for returns. 'Natch while doing this curiosity sometimes gets the better of you, and you take a quick peek inside one or more of the returns . . .

There was one issue of BUFF "The Magazine of Mountainous Babes" featuring Melissa Mounds. The centerfold had her peeling back her fat rolls to show her roastie. Now that is something I can't ever unsee.

Never understood the attraction some guys have to fatties.

Patrick says

Never understood the attraction some guys have to fatties.

I remember the Kuwaiti exchange officers when I was in Alabama that went nuts over the overweight Black women. They loved that tubby "quiff."

Maybe they swallow. That extra 10 seconds can really blur your senses 🤪

Patrick says

Never understood the attraction some guys have to fatties.

Yeah, chubby chasers! Great wing man if you can find one. The fat chick usually has a thin friend and since she's occupied won't cock block you.

I have a friend who isn't specifically a chubby chaser but his saying is: "a fat pussy is better than no pussy"

ElYorsh says

I have a friend who isn't specifically a chubby chaser but his saying is: "a fat pussy is better than no pussy"

What's sad today is

A) Chubby means more than 15-20lb overweight like it used to. It's now approaching Land Whale
B) Because of Tinder ease of sneaky sleeze (nobody sees Jane leave with a different guy each Friday night like at the bar or bowling alley, also women celebrate their "Exploration" these days), even plain and flat out fat girls have "Copped a Tude"

The economy basically runs off men's sex drive then their paternity. Women's perogatives/behaviors are destroying both incentives.

MolotovCocktail says

Is that the guy or the girl that is asking for space? This is a San Francisco based blog, so....

Fatties don't stop sucking until they get a pint.

Ceffer says

Fatties don't stop sucking until they get a pint.

How do you know this? And do not say "I asked your mother."

Ceffer says

Fatties don't stop sucking until they get a pint.

Grade school rumor in the 80s was that Rod Stewart didn't either and had to have his stomach pumped.

Used to think more women sleeping around means more pussy for all men but, all this hoeing around only benefits to 2 to 5% of guys. Works same for 2 to5% of women now more like 25% of women, they get free food , trips, etc just for being just normal.

Every time girls body count goes up so does some guy. So more sex for few men n many women. Kind of like kings get all women in old days.

Internet has overvalued fat women. I can't even get dick hard with fatties, so didn't even try, but they are also getting lot of hits n have developed attitudes.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEprIGktFYT/

Lot of women come to market age of 35 to 50 but so unattractive that not worth effort.