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1   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 5, 1:05pm  




"My p*ssy was getting so painful that I would be taking two Tylenol and two Advil in the mornings before my shoots."
2   Ceffer   2024 Sep 5, 1:44pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

"My p*ssy was getting so painful that I would be taking two Tylenol and two Advil in the mornings before my shoots."

Even aside from venereally transmitted pathogens and excessive friction rubs and bugs being shoved up the urethral canals, I think there is a built in speed limit to bodily fluid exchanges before one's immune system rebels. Of course, it you stoke drugs to amp you up for the scenes, chemical dependency becomes pretty universal as well. The mechanical, addictive compulsivity is also a curse.

None of it adds up to long term biologic survivability. There seem to be some male stars who went on for quite a while, but you don't hear about a lot of longevity in that crowd and even male porno stars have committed suicide at early ages. The males wind up doing gay porn or tricks whether they like it or not. The urge to merge does have backstops.
4   HeadSet   2024 Sep 5, 2:34pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

"My p*ssy was getting so painful that I would be taking two Tylenol and two Advil in the mornings before my shoots."

Every woman who has given birth - "You ain't seen nothin' yet!"
5   Patrick   2024 Sep 5, 3:16pm  

Ceffer says

Even aside from venereally transmitted pathogens


I've read that such women often develop cervical or throat cancer, probably from STD viruses.

Known poofter Roger Ebert died of throat cancer, btw.
6   AmericanKulak   2024 Sep 5, 3:29pm  

Every man a woman sleeps with makes it harder to pairbond.

It's actually easier for a woman who was widowed at 35 and had sex with only her husband 2000 times to pairbond, than a woman who had 5 boyfriends by 35 but only had sex with each 2 or 3 times.
7   Ceffer   2024 Sep 5, 3:33pm  

Patrick says

Known poofter Roger Ebert died of throat cancer, btw.

As I recall, he died of salivary gland cancer (paratoid). That's quite an uncommon one, and maybe his immune system was low because of the poofter scene. He was kind of disfigured and had some speech problems for a time due to surgeries (paratoid gland contains tributaries of the facial nerve).
8   HeadSet   2024 Sep 5, 6:21pm  

AmericanKulak says


a woman who was widowed at 35 and had sex with only her husband 2000 times

Sounds like she fu**ed him to death, the nympho.
15   HeadSet   2024 Oct 21, 11:05am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





What is wrong with the cocktail waitress? Low paid? She would be better as a wife and mother of one's kids to a man who does not need a wife to support him financially.
16   Patrick   2024 Oct 21, 11:09am  

I had the same thought. The cocktail waitress is not only 1000% hotter, but her having 0 kids is of infinite value when looking for a wife.
17   AmericanKulak   2024 Oct 21, 11:12am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






33 year old cocktail waitress. Once women are single moms, mercenary is guaran-f'ing-teed. Also nurses love to cheat.
18   Ceffer   2024 Oct 21, 12:15pm  

AmericanKulak says

Also nurses love to cheat.

I've seen those vids, too, with the buxom nurses in short uniforms and busts spilling out as they plump your pillows. When they see the pup tent, they can't resist but help out.

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.
19   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 21, 12:20pm  

HeadSet says

What is wrong with the cocktail waitress?


33 and not married yet. Red Flag.
22   Karloff   2024 Oct 23, 2:13pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Read the first sentence in that last paragraph again... She doesn't know who filmed it? How many people were in the room at the time that she did this?

Would NEVER trust this woman.
23   Ceffer   2024 Oct 23, 4:51pm  

Fucking black is one of the weird things the debutante types do to chatter brag with their precocious peers.

I remember at UC Bezerkeley my girl friend at the time lived around the corner of my frat house. During summer session, her next door neighbor was a girl (pretty) from one of the Seven Sisters (Wellesley I think) there for the summer. This girl picked up a real dirtball black guy from Telegraph Avenue and screwed loudly in her room once.

It was obviously a combined act of rebellion and conformity (to wear the badge of black fucking courage). Of course, any Prince Charming she met at her debutante ball would never find out, unless she had the venereal warts to show for it.
24   AmericanKulak   2024 Oct 23, 9:47pm  

Ceffer says

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

A ton of stories out there. Nurses are comfortable with other people's bodies. That has multiple layers of consequences.
25   HeadSet   2024 Oct 24, 2:24pm  

Ceffer says

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

Well, I hope your hospital has Candy Stripers to make up for that.
30   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 1, 9:54pm  

Here's a decent girl:

31   Ceffer   2024 Nov 1, 10:08pm  

HeadSet says


Well, I hope your hospital has Candy Stripers to make up for that.

'Candy Stripers' was a porno from the day. I had a friend who could never stop talking about this one, his fave I gathered:




32   HeadSet   2024 Nov 2, 8:00am  

Ceffer says

'Candy Stripers' was a porno from the day.

I did not know about that "Candy Stripers" movie, I was referring to the young girls who work as medical assistants at the hospitals. When I asked a friend who worked at Riverside Hospital why there were so many hot babe Candy Stripers there, he replied "Good personnel department,"
36   Ceffer   2024 Nov 2, 3:10pm  

HeadSet says

worked at Riverside Hospital why there were so many hot babe Candy Stripers there, he replied "Good personnel department,"

My friend lived in Riverside. There are no coincidences
37   HeadSet   2024 Nov 2, 5:37pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Ugly women are below the "non high value men."
39   Ceffer   2024 Nov 3, 4:09pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I think most men know that the $60 is more or less a down payment on a wishful thought. Women want orbiting wallets, attention, flattery and chocolate ice cream, unless they are the less common horn dogs who actually like to do it.
40   HeadSet   2024 Nov 3, 6:06pm  

Ceffer says

unless they are the less common horn dogs who actually like to do it.

And those will cheat on you/

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