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Patrick says

Known poofter Roger Ebert died of throat cancer, btw.

As I recall, he died of salivary gland cancer (paratoid). That's quite an uncommon one, and maybe his immune system was low because of the poofter scene. He was kind of disfigured and had some speech problems for a time due to surgeries (paratoid gland contains tributaries of the facial nerve).

AmericanKulak says

a woman who was widowed at 35 and had sex with only her husband 2000 times

Sounds like she fu**ed him to death, the nympho.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

What is wrong with the cocktail waitress? Low paid? She would be better as a wife and mother of one's kids to a man who does not need a wife to support him financially.

I had the same thought. The cocktail waitress is not only 1000% hotter, but her having 0 kids is of infinite value when looking for a wife.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

33 year old cocktail waitress. Once women are single moms, mercenary is guaran-f'ing-teed. Also nurses love to cheat.

AmericanKulak says

Also nurses love to cheat.

I've seen those vids, too, with the buxom nurses in short uniforms and busts spilling out as they plump your pillows. When they see the pup tent, they can't resist but help out.

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

HeadSet says

What is wrong with the cocktail waitress?

33 and not married yet. Red Flag.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Read the first sentence in that last paragraph again... She doesn't know who filmed it? How many people were in the room at the time that she did this?

Would NEVER trust this woman.

Fucking black is one of the weird things the debutante types do to chatter brag with their precocious peers.

I remember at UC Bezerkeley my girl friend at the time lived around the corner of my frat house. During summer session, her next door neighbor was a girl (pretty) from one of the Seven Sisters (Wellesley I think) there for the summer. This girl picked up a real dirtball black guy from Telegraph Avenue and screwed loudly in her room once.

It was obviously a combined act of rebellion and conformity (to wear the badge of black fucking courage). Of course, any Prince Charming she met at her debutante ball would never find out, unless she had the venereal warts to show for it.

Ceffer says

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

A ton of stories out there. Nurses are comfortable with other people's bodies. That has multiple layers of consequences.

Ceffer says

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

Well, I hope your hospital has Candy Stripers to make up for that.

Here's a decent girl:

HeadSet says

Well, I hope your hospital has Candy Stripers to make up for that.

'Candy Stripers' was a porno from the day. I had a friend who could never stop talking about this one, his fave I gathered:

Ceffer says

'Candy Stripers' was a porno from the day.

I did not know about that "Candy Stripers" movie, I was referring to the young girls who work as medical assistants at the hospitals. When I asked a friend who worked at Riverside Hospital why there were so many hot babe Candy Stripers there, he replied "Good personnel department,"

HeadSet says

worked at Riverside Hospital why there were so many hot babe Candy Stripers there, he replied "Good personnel department,"

My friend lived in Riverside. There are no coincidences

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Ugly women are below the "non high value men."

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

I think most men know that the $60 is more or less a down payment on a wishful thought. Women want orbiting wallets, attention, flattery and chocolate ice cream, unless they are the less common horn dogs who actually like to do it.

Ceffer says

unless they are the less common horn dogs who actually like to do it.

And those will cheat on you/

HeadSet says

And those will cheat on you/

That's why God invented the one night stand, but hope it doesn't require antibiotics afterward.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Poorer ppl. There's this entire world out there, ya know?

Some poor slob that got Rooked into taking her and her 2 kids to McDonalds.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Poorer ppl. There's this entire world out there, ya know?

Shouldn't be going out to eat then. That's when you know you're poor. I actually don't even like going out to eat. If I'm going out with just the wife and I it's not going to be trash food is my point. I'm a cheap date, I'll just get beer, but the wife might get a $12-15 cocktail. I'm not a steak guy unless I buy and cook it myself. She likes seafood. 2-4 drinks and food and we're at $120 easy. I think our biggest couples bill was $400 without tip in Chicago back in 2006ish.

I know there's another world out there. Your meme/screen grab implies $60 is a lot. It's not. Have three kids and let me know what that bill is when you go out to an above average restaurant. It's $200 minimum at above average places.

I prefer to just cook at home. I can cook and drink for 5 for under $20-30.

WookieMan says

I know there's another world out there...Your meme/screen grab implies $60 is a lot. It's not.

You just contradicted yourself.