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Smashing! So no Kababs then?

The British do DO, a great breakfast though. America and England are the only two countries on the planet that considers breakfast a meal important enough to serve up hardy fare.

That Beef Wellington sounds great. As BW can be a bit bland, as there's no fat on the cut, and the pastry detracts from what otherwise could have been a well charred grilled steak. BW is one of those things, your eyes says taste better than it actually does. Give me a rare runny steak and a puff pasty to sop up the juice.

LOL! No obituary yet, just a leisurely digestion.

Ceffer says

No obituary yet

It's bad, even my friends are placing bets that Claire and I will be tying the knot in a couple of years.

I think Claire is qualifying herself to @Rin. He has successfully AMOGed himself. The relationship is his to lose (don't contract oneintis).

Well, it's only getting worse. Even though Claire's got a nice bump in her salary, she's not spending wildly.

In effect, aside from parking her earnings in dividend stocks like British Telecom, BP, etc, she's only used the sex slave maid service once this month. I've chipped in to make it a two day, as oppose to a single day, adventure of her getting massages and eaten out with legs spreads while working on the computer. And her maid is something else, Miho, a Japanese gal with nice breast implants. Miho walks around the place only wearing stockings. They've offered a threesome several times and I turned 'em down as it was Claire's great adventure, not mine. This is a play from Jeff Bezo's BS Amazon ethos which is called work/life integration, as oppose to work/life balance. I want Claire to be fully independent and not have her get into some co-dependency with her now, business partner & boyfriend.

BTW, I did go and get a titty fuck in London as Miho was definitely causing my blood pressure to go up, watching her dental damming Claire with Claire's leg up on a stool while typing away at the workstation. Later, even Claire admitted that she could only hit the backtest functions, collecting data files, as debugging/coding was nearly impossible with that amount of pleasure. I guess Bezos can't have it all.

Our one to two year goal ... have a live in sex slave maid and that's a function of making more money.

Rin says

Our one to two year goal ... have a live in sex slave maid and that's a function of making more money.

Methinks this is bull shit. Wouldn't surprise me from someone from the northeast, but I think you're bull shitting. Have fun otherwise in your reality. I think you just like to write about what you want to do and aren't doing it. Which is fine. Everyone can dream.

Well, it's past midnight for me & I didn't want my acquaintances, Ceffer & Reality, think that I wasn't paying attention but here's what's missing. Sure, the troll is saying that Claire & I aren't making money and thus, this is all "BS", however, let me put that to rest.

I know, anyone can make up some numbers and post it online, but the following screen shot is from Claire's computer's prop trading account dashboard. Now, granted, Claire's embarrassed by some of her earlier performances but still, she's ok with me posting the last six months as it doesn't make her look incompetent to my friends.

Sure, anyone can say that that's some edited results, however, all I did was smudge out the logo and name of her prop firm and the name of her company, just to keep her privacy.

And yes, in the UK, those who set up companies in the Channel Islands can cut the UK taxes considerably. It's not under Claire's name.



So yeah, my lady knows how to make some bank.

Rin says

Our one to two year goal ... have a live in sex slave maid and that's a function of making more money.

This Miho?

https://piperdollshop.jp/piper-tpe-140cm-miho.html
(NSFW Link)

Fascinating. What do you suppose the odds of such a strong complement are? 1:2M? As stated before, hopefully for your sake it's not a long-con. Otherwise, congratulations? It's nice to see someone "livin' the dream".

"Why won't you give me your BitCoin password? Don't you trust or LOVE me? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Pout."

An older friend with a nice home told me his daughter wanted him to give her power of attorney over his assets. I told him he better start decorating the little shed in the back of the house, because that's where he is going to be living.

Ceffer says

An older friend with a nice home told me his daughter wanted him to give her power of attorney over his assets. I told him he better start decorating the little shed in the back of the house, because that's where he is going to be living.

The dark side of Laura Ingalls Wilder.

Well, I know a professional who married a spend thrift gold digger. His former employer told me she had him pay for everything at the plastic surgery buffet and maintain three households (only one of which he owned) and cover the expenses and sports car of her son at the beach place. They always went first class with lots of show and bravura. When I went to conventions in Chicago, they always stayed at the Drake. All flash and bullshit between the two of them. He was a marginal sociopath and pretended he had all kinds of exotic acquaintances and connections, so the both were a bit on the sociopathic side.

My friend told me he fell on hard times, had trouble with his professional license, and the wife convinced him his family were parasites, and he needed to sign over all his assets to her to keep them from his rapacious family.

As soon as the ink was dry, she changed the locks on his one owned house and hired a heavy from her lawyer to greet him outside and tell him to get lost. She took everything and he had no recourse. There wasn't even a divorce until later. Last I heard, he was trying to get his licensing back to work in his very old age and was living in a flophouse in Richmond. I never heard anything else after, but he never got the licensing worked out and probably just passed away intestate. So much for 'Tales from the Dumb Stick' or, 'When Predators Meet'.

AmericanKulak says

This Miho?

Claire's Miho is hotter, though the tits are similar in shape but I believe a cup size larger.

Ceffer says

Well, I know a professional who married a spend thrift gold digger. His former employer told me she had him pay for everything at the plastic surgery buffet and maintain three households (only one of which he owned) and cover the expenses and sports car of her son at the beach place.

Thanks for looking out for me. For now, she isn't a spendthrift and thus, making her financially independent may help in discovering if that quality is nascent.

steverbeaver says

Fascinating. What do you suppose the odds of such a strong complement are? 1:2M? As stated before, hopefully for your sake it's not a long-con. Otherwise, congratulations? It's nice to see someone "livin' the dream".

Well, it's been a dozen years since I'd an official GF and if a guy, on the average, has 5 to 7 potential GFs per year, then I've effectively avoided 60 to 90 of those whom I believe to be either gold diggers or clingy psycho types. With that stated, I believe that Claire is a 1 in 1000 ordinary woman but possibly, a 1 in a 100 lesbian where in effect, she's got similar inner qualities as a guy but with a vagina and thus, like me, is having a tough time finding the right woman.

Now that her firm has her on a fast track, I believe Sept-to-Oct's commission will be some ~9K Pound Sterling. Once she gets the balance increase, after 3 consistent quarters, that payout will turn into ~18K. And then, that can migrate to ~36K, etc. So in a relatively short period of time, she'll be a millionaire.

And with that, even with all the private kickboxing and Tai Chi lessons, she won't be able to burn through that cash flow unless she discombobulates into a drunken sailor.

And that's what I'm keeping an eye on. All and all, by guiding her into having a live-in sex slave maid (which she can swap out, if one gets boring), she'll basically be content in life and pretty much, need nothing other than hopefully ... my companionship.

The best women are the ones who will accept the lead of a competent man, but quickly filter the scammers and the fuckbois. Minimal drama/noise, and good communication.

Unicorns don't exist, but there are a precious few women that come damn close.

When the market is going up: "I Luv you so much, we're so great together, what a blast we'll have!"

When the market is going down: "Yes, I still luv you, and I'm going to miss you. See you later."

stereotomy says

The best women are the ones who will accept the lead of a competent man, but quickly filter the scammers and the fuckbois. Minimal drama/noise, and good communication

That describes her well. And she's content as a homebody with local interests and hobbies.

Ceffer says

When the market is going up: "I Luv you so much, we're so great together, what a blast we'll have!"

When the market is going down: "Yes, I still luv you, and I'm going to miss you. See you later."

Someone in the financial press once melded the words of Seykota, Dalio, & Rotter ... "When trending, go long, when correcting, go short. Either or, always hedge your positions"

Rin says

AmericanKulak says

This Miho?

Claire's Miho is hotter, though the tits are similar in shape but I believe a cup size larger.

Actually, Claire's Miho has narrower hips and thus, makes her boobs look bigger than the doll's. Anyways, I won't know for sure until we call her back for an encore.

Here's one good development ... Claire's happy to live in Wales. She has no interest in living in the USA and she's already been to Boston, NYC, and DC. She's a happy homebody.

And this is key for me, as I like it in Wales, despite some excess rain in October; the rest of the time is not much different from MA sans the snow with below freezing winters or balmy July. It's an all temperate country with a bit more rain than home.

The other good thing is that the entire urbanized density of the region is really just Cardiff, Newport, & Swansea to the west, basically matching the small urban enclaves flanking Boston (like Cambridge, Somerville, Brookline, Watertown, Waltham, Quincy, etc) & all of Wale's population is less than the greater Boston area. All and all, it's a country of small towns and rural countryside.

I've seen those BBC detective shows. Wales is a place that is rife with witchcraft, human sacrifice, grisly murders, bizarre demented, obsessed, hostile denizens creeping from caves and thatched huts, Druidic enchantments, pagan alters, ruined castles, and a language invented in the underworld. You're not fooling me.

I bet there is a Rin straw doll on an alter there somewhere filled with knitting needles.

Ceffer says

Wales is a place that is rife

If you'd seen 'Torchwood', the 'Dr Who' spin off, the city of Cardiff Wales is a major rift in the space-time continuum on earth where people and creatures come in and out of our reality. Here's one such creature, the Weevil ...

Let's hope that Claire isn't a Weevil Shapeshifter.

Ceffer says

Let's hope that Claire isn't a Weevil Shapeshifter.

If we're talking 'Torchwood', then hopefully ... she's my prettier version of Gwen Cooper

Thanks to AI, I can make Gwen Cooper look a lot like Claire ...



I guess that would make Claire a bit like Emma Peel from the 60s British spy show, The Avengers, played by Diana Rigg.



There's something about cute British gals with guns!

Rin says

There's something about cute British gals with guns!

Oh, now I remember. I love it when my hand is on her ass ...

NSFW link:

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=3041#comment-2097525

It's past 8 PM here in Wales and I'm calling it an early night. I feel like I'm losing this fight.

Rin Wah Law may not survive as Claire's made an amazing hot sauce of just baked Bell Peppers with Scotch Bonnets. After the Bell Peppers were roasted in the oven, she hallowed out the insides of them and slowly cooked them in a sauce pan with the blended Scotch Bonnets with a dash of some All Spice, Tamari, Ginger, and Garlic. Anyways, the final result was a pasty hot kick with an Umami overtone.

I had it on my dinner Rotisserie Chicken & I'm done for the day.