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Is Trump Tricking Us or Trolling Them?
With more mRNA vaccines on the menu, what is POTUS’s position, anyway?

Imagine my nausea dismay when on Trump’s first full day of his second official term, he invited not the world’s most renowned medical researchers or cancer surgeons or even that one fellow who graduated at the top of his class from the Royal College but a trio of tech bros to speak at a press conference on… the future of medicine.

If you had to guess what the future of medicine is in this context—as in, according to some computer geeks summoned by the same guy who won’t backpedal a single inch on the deadly, unmitigated disaster that was Operation Warp Speed—in a single phrase, what would it be?

Surely you already know the answer absent of my little poll, and the gist is this: These Doctors of Technocracy (Oracle CTO Larry Ellison, OpenAI co-founder Sam Altman, and Softbank CEO Masayoshi Son) believe that AI is going to revolutionize healthcare by—wait for it—being able to analyze a blood sample to detect cancer and then within 48 hours [Operation Ultra Mega Quantum Mach Speed Plus!] creating a personalized mRNA vaccine for that unique individual that will obliterate only the harmful cells. ...

People are rightfully pissed about that mRNA vaccine part of “The Stargate Project,” as this proposed AI infrastructure is known. After all, ICYMI, published, peer-reviewed studies have shown that Covid mRNA “vaccines” have killed millions [*not a typo] of people—and harmed or incapacitated countless more. The best analogy I can come up with is if Apple suddenly (and proudly!) announced they were going to start outfitting their smartphones with the exact same battery that was recalled after hundreds of models spontaneously caught fire or exploded. ...

“Who’s excited about getting their warp-speeded AI generated MRNA vaccines?? #MAHA” and “Yes. We definitely need more vax warp-speeding because apparently nobody has had the balls to tell [Trump] how badly it worked out the first time around [SMH emoji].” ...

The believers out here desperately wanted our new-old Commander in Chief to call a Day One press conference—ideally with Bobby glued to his side and a few feisty folks like Doc Malik, Peter McCullough, Aseem Malhotra, and Del Bigtree fielding questions—to highlight the dangers of the Covid death jabs and announce their plans to a) promptly prosecute the perpetrators and b) prevent a similar democide from ever happening again. We don’t want to hear Bobby insist, for the eleventy billionth time, that he’s not anti-vaccine, he just wants to make sure vaccines are appropriately tested for safety and efficacy. We want him to shout from the rooftops—while waving the receipts we know he has, if it’s not too much trouble—that no vaccines have ever been appropriately tested for safety and efficacy. We want Peter Doocy to ask the panel point-blank if Operation Warp Speed was a grave mistake, and then we want POTUS himself to step forward and admit that yes, it most certainly and tragically was—and that he’s going to swiftly and mercilessly punish every last party involved (after explaining how his own participation and lack of groveling until this point is in fact guiltless, of course).