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COVID-20 Has Arrived


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2025 Jan 3, 2:44pm   156 views  7 comments

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1   Tenpoundbass   2025 Jan 3, 3:03pm  

Ah I'm holding out for the Metasuperduper Virus. With "I feel like shit!" symptoms and sour "orange juice, Cambell's chicken noodle soup, and red Gatorade" tasting puke.
2   AmericanKulak   2025 Jan 3, 3:10pm  

What happened to the Episilon Eridani and Andromeda strains of COVID?
3   Ceffer   2025 Jan 3, 3:20pm  

The Turbo Charged Twelve Cylinder Jaguar virus is my favorite. The Mother In Law virus and the Immense Hirsute Lesbian virus are the scariest.
4   Ceffer   2025 Jan 3, 3:22pm  

Are the Chinese going to be killing off a select million or so with 6G and EMP weapons again to smash the champagne bottle on the prow launching of the new virus confection?

Maybe Elon should invent a Cybertruck cell phone holder for cell phone remote EMP assassinations and explosions.
5   HeadSet   2025 Jan 3, 5:44pm  

Ceffer says

Maybe Elon should invent a Cybertruck cell phone holder for cell phone remote EMP assassinations and explosions.



6   WookieMan   2025 Jan 4, 9:29am  

I just don't care. Not joking, if I die I die, oh well. I'll live this chapter of my life as fun as I can. About the only thing you can do. Not gonna run and hide or put shit over my face.
7   rocketjoe79   2025 Jan 4, 6:01pm  

AmericanKulak says

What happened to the Episilon Eridani and Andromeda strains of COVID?

Those won't be released until the Betelguse-3 and Sirius-7 strains are ready for "Field Test."

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