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This is so epic I had trouble believing that it was real at first. Plus, the logistics of getting a garbage truck and decorating it in that amount of time is impressive.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/garbage-thursday-october-31-2024

Now we know what President Trump plans to dress up as tonight. ABC ran another headline that would have been unimaginable before this year, which says, “2024 election updates: Trump rides to rally in marked garbage truck following Puerto Rican comments.” Go ahead, calculate the odds of those words ever being strung together in any order. I’ll wait.

It all began innocently enough. Invisible political lightning struck at Trump’s rally this week at Madison Square Garden, when warmup comedian Tony Hinchcliffe joked about Puerto Rico’s well-known garbage problem. It’s a real thing, everybody knows it, they practically can’t stop talking about it, here’s a link to just the latest trashy article at yesterday’s Environmental Blog...

It wasn’t like Tony did an entire bit about how the Puerto Ricans treat their entire island like a landfill. It was one sentence. Tony’s joke was just a throwaway one-liner, something like “that floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean. You know, Puerto Rico.”

But humorless Democrats, instantly more offended than middle-school mean girls whose invitations arrived late, started hysterically springing over each other in a frankly embarrassing kind of rhetorical naked leapfrog, competing to gush the hardest heartfelt displays of exaggerated emotion, alternating between defending Puerto Rico’s honor (as though the filthy island were an insulted virgin), and labeling President Trump as literally ten million billion times worse than Germany’s mustachioed, goose-stepping dictator.

Right after the rally, the Democrats announced their brand-new rule that anyone who calls Puerto Rico trashy —exactly what everyone has been saying for years— is literally also calling every single person of Hispanic descent trashy too. That’s the new rule. Don’t even mention the trash problem. It’s demonization! Demonization and racism! (Mostly demonization though.) ...

Eager corporate media reporters scrambled to ask plain-talking Joe Biden what he thought about the awful Orange Man and his fascist pet comic. Joe did not disappoint. Wearing his best “Joe Biden” silicone Halloween mask for the occasion, the former Vice President delivered his very best imitation of “old man yells at moon.” Overtaxing his last firing neurons, Biden sprang to defend Rubbish Island’s honor, yelling (and accidentally passing gas at the same time), “the only island of garbage I see floating out there is Trump’s supporters!”

Reverse-backlash ensued! Biden’s handlers were freaking out. In a revisionist move Stalin would done twice before breakfast, Team Biden revised the official Presidential transcript (which is supposedly illegal), adding weird and confusing punctuation marks to make it look like Biden was just rambling incoherently, rather than calling Republicans deplorable garbage people.

It was lame. Even corporate media didn’t buy it, mostly since anybody can watch the video on X and hear what Biden said for themselves.

For instance, the BBC reported on the Democrats latest Stalinesque revisionism under the headline, “Biden tries to clarify 'garbage' comment after uproar.” He tries to clarify. Tries. The effort to rewrite history backfired, which says something profound about how X has hamstrung the deep state’s information monopoly, but let’s not get distracted.

The real question was how did Joe’s garbage insult affect the election? Even though he was trying to help, bless his heart, Joe accidentally created an embarrassing spectacle, just like what happened in the Vatican, forcing the Plan B candidate to awkwardly cough up something nice about Republicans.

CNN ran a followup story headlined, “Harris distances herself from Biden’s ‘garbage’ comment as Democrats are privately exasperated by the president.”

They’re exasperated with Joe? What? Exasperated seems like a tame word considering they canceled him in the middle of his presidential run. Whatever it is, it’s way worse than “exasperated.” It’s more like narked or possibly scunnered.

Anyway, as the old saying goes, one dementia-addled old man’s hoarded garbage is another man’s profitable junk-removal job. Be the job. Vote, and get some more people to vote. Nag them mercilessly, until they give in screaming and go to the polls.

zzyzzx says

This is so epic I had trouble believing that it was real at first. Plus, the logistics of getting a garbage truck and decorating it in that amount of time is impressive.

He's a billionaire and has election funds. Really not too difficult. Either way he's coasting at this point. They know the internal polls. Monday will be a big day to push the vote type shit. If Republicans turn out and right leaning independents/libertarians turn out for Trump, Harris is toast.

https://nitter.poast.org/Shawn_Farash/status/1851451667985702954

@Shawn_Farash
Oct 30
TRUMP RESPONDS TO BIDEN CALLING AMERICANS "GARBAGE!"

https://nitter.poast.org/GOPoversight/status/1851727058251948288#m

Biden is already lying and pretending he didn't call Trump supporters garbage, so I want to record the quote here:

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/trump-scores-coveted-endorsement-from-hefty

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/biden-calls-on-deplorable-garbage-nazis-to-tone-down-the-rhetoric

The driver said it was an honor to be driving Trump in "Garbage Truck One". He also said Trump asked him if he wanted to drive Garbage Truck One to a McDonald's drive through window. He said the truck wouldn't fit.

Ceffer says

He also said Trump asked him if he wanted to drive Garbage Truck One to a McDonald's drive through window. He said the truck wouldn't fit.

The truck driver could have said "I do not make my McDonalds delivery until afternoon."

PeopleUnited says

the nominee for president that the voters selected through the democratic primary election process

Was he really?

I recall a less than "democratic" process to install Biden.

Patrick says

https://nitter.poast.org/GOPoversight/status/1851727058251948288#m

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/apostrophe-gate-friday-november-1

The long, storied list of political ‘-gate’ scandals expanded by one yesterday. It’s apostrophe-gate! The Associated Press ran the latest bizarre story yesterday headlined, “AP sources: White House altered record of Biden’s ‘garbage’ remarks despite stenographer concerns.” The gist was, the official stenographic team responsible for making an accurate historical record objected, strongly, to Team Biden’s stealthy, ex post facto addition of an apostrophe to their official transcript.

The White House historians called Biden’s Press Office’s after-the-fact revision a “breach of protocol” and “spoliation of transcript integrity.” In other words, Democrats only follow rules when the rules help them:

The change was made after the press office "conferred with the president," according
to an internal email from the head of the stenographers' office that was obtained by
The AP. The authenticity of the email was confirmed by two government officials who
spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss internal matters.

The supervisor, in the email, called the press office's handling of the matter "a breach
of protocol and spoliation of transcript integrity between the Stenography and Press
Offices."

"If there is a difference in interpretation, the Press Office may choose to withhold the
transcript but cannot edit it independently," the supervisor wrote, adding, "Our
Stenography Office transcript released to our distro, which includes the National
Archives is now different than the version edited and released to the public by Press
Office staff."

It’s so interesting that the Associated Press (and other corporate media) reported this story at all, a story that would have been very easy to ignore. Why are they covering it? How did they get a copy of the internal email? Who leaked it?

The added apostrophe affair is an awful look for Harris. At first it seems tiny — the apostrophe is, after all, the shortest scratch of a pen— but it circumscribes a much bigger narrative about Kamala feeling entitled to ignore basic rules, fracture fairness, and flout the historical record, and all that in a wild display of Stalinist revisionism — and for what gain?

After all, nobody seems to be buying the re-do anyway. Not even the deranged women on the View. Yesterday’s Entertainment Weekly headline:

The View star, ex-Trump staffer says Joe Biden 'needs to stay off all media' until election day after 'garbage' comment
Griffin said Biden's recent comments are harmful to Kamala Harris' campaign and that Harris should 'unequivocally
distance itself' from him.

When you’ve lost The View…

Onvacation says

PeopleUnited says

the nominee for president that the voters selected through the democratic primary election process

Was he really?

I recall a less than "democratic" process to install Biden.

Well they did work hard to make sure he was the only one who got votes! But at least people voted for him in the primaries. Can’t say the same for the fake veep.

Fag Obama was an Intel legend designed to be a ritualized humiliation of the idiocracy i.e. a fag demon (with fake Baphomet tranny 'wife' passing as a true female, another legend, and fake children) promising every Leninist delusion to the gullible, but fulfilling no promises at all, then pursuing an entirely different secret subversive agenda. He was a stage prop for the Deep State.

Biden was dead, so he was another ritualized humiliation showing contempt and derision of the populace i.e. play acting a full imposter of a dead guy into the position. The various actors themselves are likely Satanists as well.

The whore (also likely an actor) will be a third ritualized humiliation. Trump is running against another stage prop.

Wanting Panama and Greenland is not trolling. He's trolling the current people in charge of those locations. At first most Americans are taken back.
But then something happens, those in charge on the other side of Trump's trolling. Come out and react with the most undignified way. Like the PM of Greenland getting in a TDS spat with Trump. Then saying he'll buy it from Denmark. How would that work? I mean how secure is Greenland at this point? Are they an island of Woke idiots as well. It would have been great had the PM of Greenland replied with confidence, that they are protected, and US is already there. They are welcome to expand their bases and surveillance. Because the whole issue about having Artic presence, we don't have any. We've got Idiots running Canada, and we didn't know Idiots are in charge over in Greenland, there's something rotten in Denmark as they say.

Most people aren't away just how entrenched and in control of the Panama canal China has gotten over the last 4 years.

Trumps Trolls are to inform us not entertain us.

I think Gulf of Americas would be a better name. As Americas would infer all of North and Central America, and all lands on the Gulf waters.
Gulf of America, seems to imperial.

Tenpoundbass says

Wanting Panama and Greenland is not trolling.

Saying he's going to tariff the hell out of Denmark to get it and declaring the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, is.

But put aside the nitpicking of the finer points and just focus on the TDS reactions of the ppl he's targeting to trigger:



BOOM! He's trolling. THEM, not you and I.

And I find it most entertaining no matter what.

Tenpoundbass says

I think Gulf of Americas would be a better name. As Americas would infer all of North and Central America, and all lands on the Gulf waters.
Gulf of America, seems to imperial.

It's the Caribbean from the Yucatan South. Remember most of Texas was Mexico so the shore line was longer than now that Mexico controlled. So it made sense.

Speaking of water there are bigger fish to fry. Even if a troll/joke, it's a waste of time. I get he's a lame duck POTUS, but I don't want this to be a joke. Get shit done.

Can't say it's an entirely inaccurate statement. Take that, Trump! Touche.

Trump's dedication to blond bush and polar bears inspires me.

Work on the border and not this other bull shit. It's just more fodder to the leftist. If he wants to change names after goals have been accomplished then go for it. Trump is being trolled now. "Gulf of America" has no impact on our economy. If anything negative.

Tariff on Denmark - sure, let's cut this middleman. We import from Denmark minerals which they don't have.

I like Trump but I wish he would stick to the real subject; the illegal alien invasion of the USA.

Who in the world cares about renaming the Gulf of Mexico?

WookieMan says

I get he's a lame duck POTUS, but I don't want this to be a joke. Get shit done.

We're going to see a lot of Democrats turn coat and jump on the Trump train. I think the base of both Parties are going to align more with the MAGA politicians, and those trying to hold the line on the Democrat side with the Woke nonsense, and those on the Right trying to hold the Mitch McConnel go along to get along, capitulation, will see themselves on the losing side. The midterm elections are going to be a slaughterhouse for classic Lobby serving politicians. They know it, so they will kowtow to live another day on many issues. While making sure the most devastating issues to them die.

I think Trump is going to get a majority if his MAGA MAHA and DOGE agenda done. Or at least a roadmap that looks like they are set to start soon after he leaves office. Which those future elections will be crucial to them going into fruition.
What will go down in a flaming pile of dung, will be any serious inquiry into any and all skullduggery against Trump and his supporters, the grifting from the Elites, the Biden crimes, the Clinton crimes the Obama crimes, those will all be shielded.

clambo says

Who in the world cares about renaming the Gulf of Mexico?

The same people who cared about renaming American street named after Historical figures.