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I've read that a lot of the founding women of Australia were also prostitutes who got shipped down there with the male criminals.

Eric Holder says

stereotomy says

They walked and swam all the way from South America - they can certainly walk all the way to the Mexican border.

If they've grown too fat on Biden's free shit, we can roll them to the border with the assistance of cattle prods.

Too slow.

OK, let's fire them out of 155 mm cannons.

stereotomy says

Eric Holder says

stereotomy says

They walked and swam all the way from South America - they can certainly walk all the way to the Mexican border.

If they've grown too fat on Biden's free shit, we can roll them to the border with the assistance of cattle prods.

Too slow.

OK, let's fire them out of 155 mm cannons.

Too narrow.

Eric Holder says

stereotomy says

Eric Holder says

stereotomy says

They walked and swam all the way from South America - they can certainly walk all the way to the Mexican border.

If they've grown too fat on Biden's free shit, we can roll them to the border with the assistance of cattle prods.

Too slow.

OK, let's fire them out of 155 mm cannons.

Too narrow.

OK, how about a fleet of turbocharged bulldozers pushing a mile-wide mass of illegals into the Rio Grande?

stereotomy says

OK, how about a fleet of turbocharged bulldozers pushing a mile-wide mass of illegals into the Rio Grande?

What did the Rio Grande ever do to you?

KgK one says

Us was penal colony for both French n British, this might explain amount of crime, people in jail in usa.

Nah, it was low crime (except places like NY) vs. now until the demonrats were successful in changing the immigration laws in the 60s.

The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, also known as the Hart-Celler Act, was a significant piece of legislation that changed U.S. immigration policies in the 1960s. This act abolished the National Origins Formula, which had been in place since the 1920s and favored immigrants from Western and Northern Europe.

We went from a high trust society to a low trust society.

Yes, that's exactly what happened.

HeadSet says

stereotomy says

OK, how about a fleet of turbocharged bulldozers pushing a mile-wide mass of illegals into the Rio Grande?

What did the Rio Grande ever do to you?

True, I just expected bulldozed illegals to swim for their lives once they're pushed in. After all, they did it once before in the opposite direction?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/04/happy-ending-guatemalan-illegal-alien-deported-after-attacking/

An endangered Great White Heron has fully recovered from an emergency surgery after a fisherman pelted it with a rock at Bill Baggs State Park in Key Biscayne, Florida, in January.

The rock broke the bird’s wing and reportedly caused the bird to bleed heavily.

The man who threw the rock, Edgar Estuardo Valenzuela, was arrested after he admitted to the act of animal cruelty, which under Florida law typically carries a punishment of prison time or a hefty fine.

However, when he was discovered to be an illegal alien from Guatemala, police were able to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak, by stopping the perpetrator and promptly deporting him.

This is indeed a happy ending.

https://x.com/MikeBenzCyber/status/1915861452105064556



Maybe I posted this before.

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all you pointing out Trumps approval rating of ~40% know this raid would have never happened under Birdbrain Biden

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/04/27/colorado-nightclub-dea-investigation/83315545007/

More than 100 people who are allegedly in the U.S. unlawfully were arrested in an overnight raid at an underground nightclub in east-central Colorado, the Drug Enforcement Administration said.

At least 114 people were detained and placed on "buses for processing and likely eventual deportation" in Colorado Springs on April 27, according to the DEA's Rocky Mountain Division. The arrests were part of an enforcement operation and drug investigation involving over 300 officers and agents from federal and local agencies, said DEA Rocky Mountain Division Special Agent in Charge Jonathan Pullen.

"This is an underground illegal nightclub," Pullen said at a news conference on April 27. "What was happening inside was significant drug trafficking, prostitution, (and) crimes of violence. We seized a number of guns in there."

https://nypost.com/2025/04/28/us-news/white-house-lawn-lined-with-posters-displaying-illegal-immigrants-mugshots-and-crimes-they-committed/

White House lawn lined with illegal immigrants’ mugshots — and heinous crimes they’ve committed — showcasing ICE busts in Trump’s first 100 days

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/baby-lies-wednesday-april-30-2025

We begin with another lesson in detecting sneaky journalistic malfeasance. Yesterday, Politico ran the widely covered story headlined, “Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process.’” The sub-headline added, “The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.”

Now take a mental snapshot of the scene you have in your mind. Jackbooted thugs, toddlers ripped from the arms of hysterical parents, assault rifles aimed at babies, and so forth. It was probably worse than that time the Democrats forcibly deported young Elian Gonzalez back to Cuba. Oh wait, forget about that. Politico did.

They take advantage of us because it takes time to track down the real facts of these cases. So I did it for you. ...

Here’s what Politico said happened. After four years of ICE supervision and exhausted asylum appeals, a Honduran woman attended an immigration appointment in Louisiana last week, only to discover she had been scheduled for deportation. The ICE folks took her into custody along with her 11-year old daughter— and her two-year-old daughter, VML. The twist was, baby VML was born in Baton Rouge, and thus a U.S. citizen.

Nevertheless, the three ladies were headed for Honduras before you could say “cigar factory.”

VML’s apparently well-connected father sprang into action, immediately recruiting a legion of activist lawyers. With more help from his ‘sister-in-law,’ Trish Mack, and his courageous lawyers, he first tried to talk INS into returning his daughter, and when they refused, his team of free lawyers filed an emergency motion for habeus corpus relief— in other words, to order the government to immediately release VML.

I must pause for a moment, to point out that all these free toddlers-rights lawyers were completely AWOL back when two-year-old citizens were subject to mask mandates and became experimental human pincushions. These lawyers are political hacks; a disgrace and a pox upon the profession; and they should be shunned and ostracized by honest society. But anyway.

For its part, the government said the mother —the custodial parent— said she wanted the kids to go with her. ...

In any case, if you read Politico’s article (or any of the many others) you would think that a plucky dad is fighting for his young daughter who was swept up in Trump’s mass deportation disaster. They are now asking the federal court to order the child to be brought back immediately, and are talking to media like the Rapture is scheduled for next Wednesday afternoon.

That all sounds awful, very Elian Gonzalez-like. Until you actually read the court filings, that is. ...

First of all, VML’s parents are not married. VML has always lived with her mother, “Jenny” Carolina Lopez Villela. But —and this is the part that will blow your mind— VML’s biological father is also an illegal Honduran alien, and is also subject to immediate deportation whenever ICE catches up with him. ...

In other words, according to Adiel, New Orleans INS offered him a free flight to Honduras so he could go with his daughter. Apparently, he didn’t like that option. Good thing he had free lawyers helping him.

In its response, the government said it offered for the father, Adiel, to come in and prove his identity as the father, but he declined, since he’d be deported. INS said it wasn’t about to turn over a 2-year-old baby to an unidentified man. The INS also said that Jenny said she wanted VML to stay with her, and signed a handwritten statement to that effect (albeit without counsel).

But Daddy had another, bigger problem. As a non-citizen, it is doubtful he had standing to bring the case. So his lawyers arranged a neat legal trick, a judicial switcheroo. Daddy’s activist lawyers got him to sign a form temporarily assigning his parental rights to his ‘sister in law,’ Trish Mack. Trish, a U.S. citizen, could bring the action, and they all filed about ten seconds later.

But Trish’s affidavit, attached to the Petition, doesn’t say she is Adiel’s sister-in-law. She’s just a ‘friend.’ She’s only known Adiel for about a year. ...

It doesn’t say how she knows him. Based on the emerging pattern, my guess is Adiel was living in her casita. From the affidavit (linked here):

"I have known Adiel Mendez Sagastume and his wife for about a year. I see him frequently and know him well."

How well? Nevermind. The point is, Politico and the rest of corporate media are outright lying by calling her the sister-in-law, to conceal the troubling fact that she’s just some random friend with no relationship whatever to baby VML.

But wait. It gets even better. Trish might not know Adiel so well after all. In her affidavit, Trish admitted she doesn’t know all the facts, not really:

4. On April 24, 2025, accepted the responsibility of taking provisional custody of Adiel's
children, including the baby V.M.L. I don't know everything about their situation, but my
understanding is that it is helpful to the family to have another person be delegated
temporary custodial authority for the children to make sure they are as well cared-for as
possible. I am happy to support the family in this way.

So … what on Earth is going on here? If the case succeeds, and baby VML is returned from Honduras and turned over to Adiel, they’ll both be immediately deported back to Honduras. How is that in the child’s best interest? Or, would Adiel return to Honduras, while VML would stay here with … who? Trish? Trish only accepted provisional placement. Best case, VML would wind up in Louisiana’s foster care system.

How is that in VML’s best interest?

The whole lawsuit is a sick joke wrapped in a fig leaf. What they really want —without ever saying it out loud or in print— is for VML’s mother to be flown back from Honduras under humanitarian parole so she can “care for” VML, while a long, noisy court case drenched in media coverage drags out. It’s not about protecting the child. It’s about buying time, slowing the mass deportations, and building headlines.

Thank goodness, for once, ICE didn’t blink and move on to easier targets.

The many corporate media stories about baby VML mention none of these complications or the readily available additional context. But I thought you should know the truth.

Looks like employers are finally being fined for hiring illegals.

ICE issues $8M in fines to Denver businesses for knowingly hiring unauthorized workers

https://americanwirenews.com/ice-issues-8m-in-fines-to-denver-businesses-for-knowingly-hiring-unauthorized-workers/

HeadSet says

Looks like employers are finally being fined for hiring illegals.

This is the real shortcut.

It's also the Mass Migration Massie walkaround. Big ass fines and rapid prosecution but a quick and easy phone call to avoid them to verify employment eligibility

Then Massie will be like "Why do American Small Business Entrepreneurs need to do the Governments job for them just not to be thrown in prison. Employers shouldn't have to check" or some other little slight of hand crap.

Fines are necessary, but not sufficient.

The only thing that will really get employers' attention is mandatory prison time.

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

KgK one says

Us was penal colony for both French n British, this might explain amount of crime, people in jail in usa.

Nah, it was low crime (except places like NY) vs. now until the demonrats were successful in changing the immigration laws in the 60s.

The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, also known as the Hart-Celler Act, was a significant piece of legislation that changed U.S. immigration policies in the 1960s. This act abolished the National Origins Formula, which had been in place since the 1920s and favored immigrants from Western and Northern Europe.

We went from a high trust society to a low trust society.

Who introduced the change? Who voted for it and why did they do it?

Patrick says

Fines are necessary, but not sufficient.

The only thing that will really get employers' attention is mandatory prison time.

Prison is only for the little people.

Glock-n-Load says

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

KgK one says

Us was penal colony for both French n British, this might explain amount of crime, people in jail in usa.

Nah, it was low crime (except places like NY) vs. now until the demonrats were successful in changing the immigration laws in the 60s.

The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, also known as the Hart-Celler Act, was a significant piece of legislation that changed U.S. immigration policies in the 1960s. This act abolished the National Origins Formula, which had been in place since the 1920s and favored immigrants from Western and Northern Europe.

We went from a high trust society to a low trust society.

Who introduced the change? Who voted for it and why did they do it?

Teddy Kennedy (1 surefire drunk-driving way to kill your lover) was one of the champions of this bill.

The goal then was the goal now - replace conservative whites (Nixon's silent majority) with grateful mud peoples who could repopulate the Democratic plantation. Essentially, this was the Democrats' revenge for the success of the Republican "Southern Strategy" of converting the majority of the South from Dog Democrat to Republican based on the antisegregation/bussing platform.

stereotomy says

True, I just expected bulldozed illegals to swim for their lives once they're pushed in.

I suggested catapults at the Easter family gathering this year and got a lot of stink face.

Patrick says

He just discovered what it means to FOFA.

stereotomy says

antisegregation/bussing platform.

Which proponents of the Civil Rights Act swore would never happen. Then Burger pulled it out of his ass.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/in-sickness-and-health-tuesday-may

Yesterday, the Trump Administration announced a new self-deporting program on Homeland Security’s website titled, “DHS Announces Historic Travel Assistance and Stipend for Voluntary Self-Deportation.” We saw this one coming a mile away. The Border Report ran the story under the headline, “Trump administration offers to pay plane tickets, give stipend to self-deporting immigrants.”

It’s much cheaper this way. DHS reported that the average cost to arrest, detain, and remove one illegal alien is $17,121. So, they are wisely offering free plane tickets, $1,000 once they get home, and temporary protection (“deprioritization”) from being arrested and involuntarily deported. Self-deporting migrants may also be allowed to re-apply later for legal admission, from their own country.

It’s a good offer. Stay, and you might get sent to the Salvadoran Super-Maxx prison. Or take the money and go. The Trump Administration has crafted a neat set of aligned incentives.

Even better, it’s convenient! Thanks to Joe Biden, the aliens all have free cell phones pre-loaded with the CBP One app (now renamed ‘CBP Home’). They can sign up for the self-deporting program right in the app, just by clicking “Intent to Depart.” It’s so easy! It only takes a few seconds!

Having the self-deportation infrastructure in place, DHS can now slowly increase the $1,000 stipend, to convince more and more migrants to self-deport. It’s so much nicer to fly commercial, instead of taking the CECOT express.

I don't think the stipend should be increased, because that motivates the criminal aliens to wait for more money.

Patrick says

I don't think the stipend should be increased, because that motivates the criminal aliens to wait for more money.

I posted in the Maryland thread. Crimes stats are down bigly in Chicago, homicides at least. It's been a relatively warm spring and no snow winter basically. YOY stats are down. https://heyjackass.com/2025-total-shot-trend/ For those that don't want to click the link. Half as many homicides versus 2020 and the lowest in 6 years at this time.



I think the threat of deportation is sinking in. Yet some bitch about due process. I like these results.

Addition/Edit: Point is crime is already noticeably dropping since Trump got elected. Indisputable. Likely much of it due to deportation.

https://slaynews.com/news/new-analysis-debunks-claims-bidens-deportation-rate-2024-higher-trumps/

While the number of illegal aliens deported by Trump since taking office in January appears to be lagging a bit behind former President Joe Biden’s number of deportees in 2024, a new analysis by Just the News shows that this is not, in fact, the case.

It turns out the Biden administration counted “turnarounds” as removals or deportations.

“Turnarounds” are those turned back at the border who never entered the U.S. and were not technically “deported.”

These turnarounds accounted for 80% of the Biden administration’s so-called removals/deportations that year.

However, turnarounds are not included in Trump’s figures.

This means that Trump’s estimated 660 removals per day of illegal immigrants who were living in the U.S. interior is far beyond Biden’s (less than 20% of an estimated 770 a day, or about 130 a day).

It's still way too low. We need to deport 5 million per year at least.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/04/us-news/dhs-slams-nyt-for-story-about-sicko-who-raped-corpse-on-nyc-subway-refused-to-mention-hes-an-illegal-alien/

DHS slams NYT for story about sicko who raped corpse on NYC subway: ‘Refused to mention’ he’s an ‘ILLEGAL alien’

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) slammed The New York Times Saturday over a story about a suspect who allegedly raped a corpse on a New York City subway, saying the reporters failed to mention the man was in the US illegally.

“The New York Times refused to mention anywhere in its 400-word story on the monstrous rape of a corpse on the NYC subway that the depraved perpetrator is an ILLEGAL alien,” Tricia McLaughlin, DHS assistant secretary for public affairs, wrote on X. “Why not report the facts, @nytimes?”

And it was a male corpse.

https://palexander.substack.com/p/there-is-so-much-wrong-ill-depraved

An illegal immigrant repeatedly raping a dead man on the subway in NYC.
I do not know what to say.

I guess several questions come to mind: how come this illegal entered US 5 times? how come he was on the loose? how come a dead man was sitting in the R train and no one knew he was dead? how come he could be sodomized for 30 minutes and no one knew or did anything? it was on the surveillance in the train system so how come the transit authority did not stop the train?

Patrick says

It's still way too low. We need to deport 5 million per year at least.

Not gonna happen. Progress is progress though. Remember in my comment above, the THREAT of deportation has value as well even if they stay. We're not a perfect nation, but likely better than their home nation. They don't want to lose that with criminal activities.

I don't live in Chicago anymore, but those stats are pretty damn promising for a city I spent a decade living in and know well. We'll see how the summer goes. The hispanic on black crime will likely go down, along with over crime.

Patrick says

Money and a free flight if you leave, big fines accruing daily if you don't.

Smart.

Patrick says

And it was a male corpse.

Exclusive–Rep. Hageman Introduces ‘No Student Visas for Sanctuary Cities Act’

A new bill aimed at holding sanctuary cities “accountable” has been introduced by Rep. Harriet Hageman (R-WY), with Breitbart News obtaining exclusive access to the proposed legislation as well as the congresswoman’s letter to President Donald Trump pledging to help him stop Democrat-controlled jurisdictions from harboring illegal migrants.

The “No Student Visas for Sanctuary Cities Act,” introduced Wednesday, would “hold sanctuary cities accountable for their violation of federal law and for their aiding of illegal aliens” by amending the Immigration and Nationality Act to prohibit student visas being granted for institutions in such jurisdictions, Hageman’s office told Breitbart News.

“Leftist proponents of open borders, or no borders at all, have infiltrated many of our states, cities, and counties and caused the so-called leaders within them to completely undermine the rule of law,” the congresswoman explained. “Instead of protecting their citizens, sanctuary city officials have chosen those here unlawfully — many of them members of international cartels and other transnational criminal organizations –- over their constituents.”

Hageman, who has represented Wyoming’s at-large congressional district after beating former Rep. Liz Cheney in the 2022 Republican primary, went on to explain that “Prohibiting student visas is an accountability measure to pressure obstructors of justice to take action in complying with the rules set forth by Congressional representatives of the American people.”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/05/outstanding-wyoming-republican-rep-harriet-hageman-introduces-no/

Love it! Would kick a lot of city's asses, like Boston.

AmericanKulak says

Love it! Would kick a lot of city's asses, like Boston.

Won't pass. There are elected Republicans in sanctuary cities/places that would have to vote. Especially suburban areas with larger colleges. No chance you get a Republic majority vote. Like the idea, but without the votes it's not happening. Maybe I'll be wrong, but not seeing it.

Remember with gerrymandering if part of the district is in a college town you get smashed as a Republican. The center people will care about it more than other issues. The professors and admin that live and work at the college could turn a lot of independents and business owners. Higher student population, more revenues. They don't care how the students got there.

RWSGFY says

Patrick says

As if black illegals do not exist.

For one, it is good to bring awareness to all races about the illegal issue but on the other hand, I don't like only saying it puts black lives last. No, it is putting all American Citizens last. That should be the focus. AND pointing out who the perpetrators are that caused this problem.

Patrick says

A some point they should just shoot him.

@DeficitHawk wants them all the get "Due Process" for every time they cross the border. 40 times? Yep, 40 times due process. DeficitHawk is a joke and probably an illegal alien him/herself.

GNL says

DeficitHawk wants them all the get "Due Process" for every time they cross the border. 40 times? Yep, 40 times due process. DeficitHawk is a joke and probably an illegal alien him/herself.

I hear my name being called.... Sorry for slow reply, the network access is slow here in the El Salvadorian gulag where I have been put...

My position is really just what the courts have already found, I'm not proposing anything new.

Immigrants in the process of arriving can be turned away without due process. Immigrants who have been here and established a life here get due process. There is a grey zone when one situation transitions into the other situation, and courts have set guidelines for this. Key laws are the "expedited removal for arriving immigrants" section of the 1996 immigration reform law, which lays out the process for removal of arriving immigrants without a hearing. There are a number of court cases which have dealt with its interpretation, and clarify when "arriving" becomes "already here".

Patrick and others made an analogy on another thread of someone sneaking into your house and becoming a squatter/tenant with rights... If you deal with an intruder promptly you have every right to confront and escalate the confrontation to force them to leave. But if you don't confront them, and you let them become a long term resident, eventually they are considered a tenant and you have to go through eviction proceedings to get them out. Its the same with immigration.

Yes, residents of this country (no matter immigration status) are entitled due process. Its in our constitution and has been repeatedly confirmed by SCOTUS. People who are caught in the process of sneaking into the country are not entitled due process.

That's the courts ruling on it, and I agree with it.

We do have laws and a constitution in this country. We should follow them. We have specific laws how to deal with immigration issues like illegal immigration. We should follow those laws. Laws can be updated if we want to change them, but they still have to fit within the constitution. Constitution can in principle be changed, but harder to get consensus to do so. Whatever the case, we should follow the laws and constitution as they are until there are new ones.

I dont know why people mock the simple principle of "Follow the laws and follow the constitution". Everyone wants to say "Well, someone else broke a law, so I am justified in breaking laws/constitution myself in response".... that mindset is wrong.

DeficitHawk is a pretty classic example of a troll, pretending to be rational while deliberately offending, just for the enjoyment of causing as much anger as possible.

Iwog, is that you?

Could also be paid by the DNC, or be AI.