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Juan Valdez is about to get Schlonged


               
2025 Jan 26, 7:12pm   459 views  13 comments

by TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   follow (9)  

Colombians about to discover that there are Indonesian, Brazilian, Nicaraguan, Kenyan, Eithiopian, etc etc coffee,

And by starting a trade war and/or giving themselves bad press, Americans are going to try some of those for the first time and they are going to PERMANENTLY lose market share.

"Gee, I like this really strong Brazilian coffee, AND it's cheaper."
"Wow, this Ethiopian Coffee has kind of different taste. I like it."

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1   Patrick   @   2025 Jan 26, 7:21pm  

@AmericanKulak

What is this in reference to? Are the Columbians starting a trade war? Ah found it:

https://nypost.com/2025/01/26/us-news/colombias-president-gustavo-petro-buckles-under-trumps-trade-war-threat-offers-presidential-plane-for-deportation-flights/


Colombian President Gustavo Petro quickly reversed course about accepting flights of deported migrants from the US after President Donald Trump threatened emergency tariffs of up to 50% on the South American country for refusing to cooperate.

Petro not only acquiesced to Trump’s demands, he even offered up the official Colombian presidential plane to help shuttle migrants back to the country, calling it a response to “the Government’s commitment to guarantee decent conditions.”

“The Government of Colombia, under the direction of President Gustavo Petro, has arranged the presidential plane to facilitate the dignified return of the compatriots who were going to arrive in the country today in the morning, coming from deportation flights,” a translated official statement read in part.

The short-lived battle of wills between the world leaders kicked off this weekend when the US sent a pair of military flights loaded with deported Colombian migrants as part of the Trump administration’s pledge to crack down on illegal aliens.

A defiant Petro initially refused entry of the Colombian migrants from the US, and insisted the US cannot treat those being deported as “criminals.”


If they broke the law in entering or remaining in the US, then they are indeed criminals.
2   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   @   2025 Jan 26, 7:29pm  

Think about how insulting his original remark was:

"The planes you use to transport your volunteer military is beneath the dignity of Colombian Criminals"
3   Tenpoundbass   @   2025 Jan 26, 7:33pm  

What will this do for their Whore Tour industry?
4   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   @   2025 Jan 26, 7:45pm  

"You don't understand. This is a compex international issue that requires nuance, careful negotiation, judicious use of soft powe----"



FARC Commie President of Colombia surrenders within hours AND offers Colombian Presidential Plane to take away the criminal aliens.


5   clambo   @   2025 Jan 26, 7:56pm  

Boy I love that press release.

In my lifetime, I have found it's not really bad to stick up for yourself, and be called an asshole by some people.

Some people are going to call Trump an asshole; he's just sticking up for himself.

The other method to deal with someone fucking with you is "turn the other cheek" and "be bigger than the other guy", etc.

This method is OK if you like it; I think people do it the "nice way" out of fear of consequences.

The freedom from fear is what I got at a pretty early age, and boy am I glad.

Obviously Trump is fearless and I really like that about him.
6   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   @   2025 Jan 26, 7:58pm  

Yeah, it sucks a little bit but it's best to be known as Crusty (with secret soft spot) than just "Nice"
8   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   @   2025 Jan 26, 10:30pm  

The whole thing was over and done with within hours.Patrick says





Fuckin' A.
9   AD   @   2025 Jan 26, 10:35pm  

Yeah even Washington Post begrudgingly reported that the Colombia government agrees to allow deportation flights of illegal immigrants.

What about all these Tren de Agua thugs who work directly for Coconut Head Maduro ? If you can't deport to Venezuela do you just jail them and throw away the key ?
10   Misc   @   2025 Jan 26, 11:05pm  

AD says

Yeah even Washington Post begrudgingly reported that the Colombia government agrees to allow deportation flights of illegal immigrants.

What about all these Tren de Agua thugs who work directly for Coconut Head Maduro ? If you can't deport to Venezuela do you just jail them and throw away the key ?


Cargo container with parachutes.
11   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   @   2025 Jan 26, 11:25pm  

AD says


What about all these Tren de Agua thugs who work directly for Coconut Head Maduro ? If you can't deport to Venezuela do you just jail them and throw away the key ?

USN escort to Margarita, dump them via LHA/LHD
12   Misc   @   2025 Jan 26, 11:38pm  

In reality Venezuela will take 'em back. Otherwise, the Chevron agreement ends. Right now Chevron pumps about 140k barrel/day in Venezuela. Providing most of the hard currency for the country. Maduro wouldn't be able to afford toilet paper for himself if that were to end. They will deal with the criminals appropriately.

America has awesome soft power. Nice to see us using it.
13   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   @   2025 Jan 27, 12:18am  

Misc says


America has awesome soft power. Nice to see us using it.

It's so beautiful to wake up every morning and see good and cool things happening.

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