3
0

Immigration Reform


               
2025 Jan 27, 1:07pm   384 views  12 comments

by TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   follow (9)  

H1V35 visa:

- Only bachelorettes from Asia, South America, Europe under 35 are eligible
- Naturally occuring color, shoulder length or longer hair
- BMI under 25
- Visa lasts for 3 years
- Restricted to HR, PR, Teaching, Marketing, and Retail Jobs
- Converts to citizenship upon marriage and childbirth

Win/win because either:

- America has more children
- American women turn against mass immigration

(EDIT: Added some vital requirements)

Comments 1 - 12 of 12        Search these comments

1   Patrick   2025 Jan 27, 1:16pm  

AmericanKulak says

Converts to citizenship upon marriage and childbirth


I'd clarify that the marriage has to be to a male US citizen.
2   clambo   2025 Jan 27, 2:07pm  

Green cards for the foreign harpies, NO citizenship.
Do you really want a foreign bitch to VOTE??????
3   Ceffer   2025 Jan 27, 3:45pm  

What about blow job skills testing. That is an essential job function.
4   MolotovCocktail   2025 Jan 27, 3:52pm  

Ceffer says

What about blow job skills testing. That is an essential job function.


This chick qualify?

6   HeadSet   2025 Nov 16, 7:11pm  

MolotovCocktail says

This chick qualify?

Video doesn't seem to play.
9   SharkyP   2026 Jan 16, 9:25am  

BMI under 20 would be better. One time I picked up a gorgeous Indonesian chica. After about a week she started telling me about the expensive things she expected me to buy. I haven’t seen her in years.
10   Ceffer   2026 Jan 16, 9:57am  

Converts back to non-citizenship and deportation upon divorce? No prenup needed.
11   Tenpoundbass   2026 Jan 16, 10:08am  

I pitty the fools that has been here for 20 years and has established a family They grew so embolden, that their longevity gave them a free pass, that they are working with Liberal activist to keep the illegals here. So they suit up and drive around playing like a SJW fool, only to get taken down and deported. Used like a useful idiot.
Then there's the same group that thought they would preempt Trump and run on down town to the local Immigration office to see what the hold up is over their papers they filed 10 years ago, and then never bothered to follow up. They are finding themselves on the LIST.

The truth is, had the Liberals just let Trump do his job and get the 7 to 8 millions that Joe Biden in cooperation with every Leftist NGO in the world that wanted to bring down America, imported from 2020 to 2024, to replace Americans at the job site, the office and the voting booth. They hate America and were conditioned to disrespect us everyway they could. They were built up to be entitled and if they didn't like anything. Then they were free to lash out murder, rape and rob us with impunity.
Trump just wanted to get them out that was his top priority. But the Left agitated and stirred the pot, so that every tin pot illegal is out there in the street saying "FUCK ICE". Or they are on social media spouting off hatred and rhetoric against the President and Americans. Why don't you dumb fucks just make sure ICE knows all about you. AND THEY DO!

There's your prize.

The ones that might get through this without being deported and forbade to ever enter America again. Will be those illegals sitting at home minding their own business, cringing like a Motherfucker shouting at the TV at the Fucking Liberals "Stop Helping!".
Stay low and you might stay safe. You're not entitled to walk around swinging a big stick at ICE, I Don't give a fuck what the commie cocksuckers told you.
12   Patrick   2026 Jan 16, 2:18pm  

Ceffer says

Converts back to non-citizenship and deportation upon divorce? No prenup needed.


I kinda like this. Added to platform:

https://patrick.net/post/1303173/2017-02-19-patrick-s-platform#125

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   users   suggestions   gaiste