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Muh Updated House


               
2025 Mar 5, 3:22pm   230 views  9 comments

by TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   follow (9)  

So as not to pollute the Housing Peak 2 thread, here are decorative classics from the Central East (Space Coast) of Florida.

There's Espresso, and then there's 70s brown mixed with Pac-Man Yellow above dingy cabinets warped by decades of "Grandma says 85F is fine!" humidity


Nothing says modern like 1991 Billard Green Walls.

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1   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   2025 Mar 5, 3:24pm  

Waka Wow Wow I want youuuuu to show meee the wayyyy waka wow wow. Central Air at least. See


When a "Walk in Closet" is really a Toe-in closet, an extra few inches


Ah, Pink n' Grey, or Tums and Bile. This is the converted carport room that probably is too hot for anybody under 75 to tolerate.

2   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   2025 Mar 5, 3:34pm  

Asking: $260k
Sold in 2020 for $117k
Sold in the early 2010s for $136k

I'm sorry, place is one of the least bad, has been semi-updated over the years, but not worth almost DOUBLE what it was 15 years ago, inflation or no inflation.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1586-Timber-Way-Melbourne-FL-32935/43460292_zpid/
3   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   2025 Mar 5, 3:35pm  

CLASSIC! STYLISH Late 1980s KITCHEN with 20-year old appliances!



Jeez, people, wipe off the hand grease at least before snapping the photos.
4   Glock-n-Load   2025 Mar 5, 4:00pm  

Call me crazy but, I love that house. I actually want to buy a 70s house. There’s a penthouse in LV that rents for big bucks and is all decked out in the 70s.
5   Ceffer   2025 Mar 5, 4:18pm  

Florida? Where is the alligator pit?

Put a million dollar sign on those babies in Santa Cruz outside of a trailer park and they'd be sold in a day. At least it looks like a nice area close to the ocean.
6   Ceffer   2025 Mar 5, 4:30pm  

Santa Cruz comp @ 964 sq ft but no swimming pool around a million:

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Cruz/313-Dakota-Ave-95060/home/2156189



7   Ceffer   2025 Mar 6, 4:11pm  

Here's a fine Appalachia tear down in Santa Cruz for a bargain price. Right off north Highway 1 (LOL they call this the banana belt) $748K. The FedEx warehouse looming at the property edge is cool, too.:

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Soquel/4057-Cory-St-95073/home/2259222








8   TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter   2025 Mar 6, 6:34pm  

Glock-n-Load says

Call me crazy but, I love that house. I actually want to buy a 70s house. There’s a penthouse in LV that rents for big bucks and is all decked out in the 70s.

I like the 70s modern exterior ones, they're cool. Forgot the term for it. Like it better than the contemporary with 4 different roof slopes facing the front thing.
9   Glock-n-Load   2025 Mar 6, 6:50pm  

That is soooo sad.

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