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Patrick says

I'm surprised, because he seemed to be doing fine lately.

Maybe his cancer was a bit turbocharged from the jab.

Everyone I know who died from cancer looked like they were improving and then suddenly died.

Fuckers!

This is the only example I have seen of this schtick.



How ever I remember, another take on this same skit. There was a poster at work that had this version, which I can't find.

The boss approaches Dilbert and tells him he would like him to buy a SQL server.
Dilbert asked him what color would he like. The boss says "Orange". Dilbert says,
"You have no idea what your talking about do you?" or something to that effect. But I remember he asked for an Orange server.
But I guess Mauve was trendy in the early 90's so this is the syndicated version.

Vaxicide, human sacrifice, assassination, drugs, alcohol? Unnatural causes seem to be the order of the day, especially at 59.

He made all kinds of phony noise that he would address election fraud from 2020 in Arizona, and appeared swinging nunchucks like a tough guy. Then, he collapsed and allowed the certification of the fake Biden vote.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/01/new-former-arizona-ag-mark-brnovich-passes-away/