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I saw Carrie Fisher in that SW one just before she died of a poorly timed drug ingestion on an airplane. It was also the ridiculous one with the empowered (presumably lesbo) female general with purple hair (Laura Dern). It was the precursor to our present Neflix type media DEI curses. The movie was absurd and sucked.

Carrie could barely move in the role, probably because of her chronic addictions. She was supposed to be blown into space, but survived due some kind of Jedi magic. She looked like they were wheeling her around on a skate board or something.

Independence Day

Last night I fired up the projector and treated my friend to a double feature: Tropic Thunder followed by Team America: World Police

The latter was the unrated version with the water sports and the Cleveland Steamer.



We had forgotten just how woke and gay everything has become. We laughed our asses off with the joy of rediscovery.

One thing we missed before in Team America - they kept referring to any type of transformation or disguise as "valmortification."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=valmorification