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She barely survived leather chomping Inuits and drones laden with napalm disguised as butter cookies.

I remember her being all woke and feminists, having a fight with Matt Walsh. Guess Matt boy taught her a lesson.

Holy Shit!

That's what happened in Barrow, Alaska in 30 Days of Night.

Had to ask Grok what you mean. I forgot about the dog-shooting story.

This is a dark humor meme/joke mocking South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem based on her infamous 2024 story of shooting her young hunting dog "Cricket" (and a goat) because it was "untrainable" and aggressive. The punchline implies Noem was sent to Greenland (Nuuk is the capital) and, true to her dog-killing reputation, massacred all the sled dogs there—exaggerating her as a ruthless dog-killer on an international scale.

If that's true, she defeated their first line of defense against the CCP and the Russians. What are the Danes going to do now?

I have to re-read that Jack London novel.

Man, kids are getting robbed.

We are reading the Original War of the Worlds. I showed my sons a few scenes from Sherlock Holmes, the best ever 80s Jeremy Brett Version, so he understood what the times were like. My first experience was the 50s movie, so I always think of M1 Garands and Olive Green M48s

Butter cookies in one hand, Ozempic in the other. Is this a Danish plot?

GREENLAND ARE BELONG TO US!