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Man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney(AP) – 10 hours agoORLANDO, Fla. — A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World.John William Moyer of Cressona, Pa., told the judge he is innocent. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman.He was convicted Tuesday of misdemeanor battery and sentenced to write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service. Moyer must also pay $1,000 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.The victim says she had to do everything possible to keep Moyer's hands off her breasts.***This story is Goofy and cheesy but it really grabbed me. I would like to knock his butt to Pluto but did he actually planet? And who says "what's good for the goose"?Good thing this Dopey rat fink didn't go after Snow White cause that wouldn't make her very Happy. I think it would make her very Grumpy.Well, it's obvious this rodent wasn't too Bashful. Personally, I think he needs to see a Doc before somebody smacks him so hard he winds up going Sleepy time. As far as I'm concerned, it's okay to be Sneezy but not sleazy.