Happy Father's Day
by mikey
on 19 Jun 2011
3 comments, latest 13 years ago
Happy father's day to all my testicularly inclined peeps. But don't get too proud. So you have a serviceable penis, huh? Well, whoop dee do. In-out-repeat. Wow. Such rocket ...
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Footsie can be a blast
by mikey on 21 Jan 2010 9 comments, latest 13 years ago
Officer sues Amtrak over foot shooting. PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A former Amtrak police officer claims in his Pennsylvania lawsuit the passenger rail corporation is liable for a ...
by mikey on 21 Jan 2010 9 comments, latest 13 years ago
Officer sues Amtrak over foot shooting. PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A former Amtrak police officer claims in his Pennsylvania lawsuit the passenger rail corporation is liable for a ...
News: Man in cow suit steals milk from Walmart
by mikey on 29 Apr 2011 1 comment, latest 13 years ago
News: Man in cow suit steals milk. GARRISONVILLE, Va., April 28 (UPI) -- Authorities in Virginia said a man in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk from ...
by mikey on 29 Apr 2011 1 comment, latest 13 years ago
News: Man in cow suit steals milk. GARRISONVILLE, Va., April 28 (UPI) -- Authorities in Virginia said a man in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk from ...
Was Jesus a socialist?
by mikey on 24 Apr 2011 5 comments, latest 13 years ago
Was Jesus a Socialist? He offered forgiveness of sin (free counseling with second chance opportunities) He offered free healthcare (cured the sick and disabled without charge) He helped the ...
by mikey on 24 Apr 2011 5 comments, latest 13 years ago
Was Jesus a Socialist? He offered forgiveness of sin (free counseling with second chance opportunities) He offered free healthcare (cured the sick and disabled without charge) He helped the ...
Peter picked a peck of pickled peckers
by mikey on 13 Apr 2011 12 comments, latest 13 years ago
http://www.toledoonthemove.com ***Alas, this penis museum is members only.
by mikey on 13 Apr 2011 12 comments, latest 13 years ago
http://www.toledoonthemove.com ***Alas, this penis museum is members only.
Some DUI's really suck.
by mikey on 4 Mar 2011 15 comments, latest 13 years ago
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Louisville man is facing multiple charges after police said his car was weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 64. The officer pulled the ...
by mikey on 4 Mar 2011 15 comments, latest 13 years ago
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Louisville man is facing multiple charges after police said his car was weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 64. The officer pulled the ...
The Pope may be cool with condoms
by mikey on 15 Dec 2010 7 comments, latest 13 years ago
Condoms may be okay in some instances, says the Pope. http://www.politicsdaily.com/2 ***Curiously, there's no Vatican mention whatsoever of the ever popular fiesta colors or the glow in dark varieties, ...
by mikey on 15 Dec 2010 7 comments, latest 13 years ago
Condoms may be okay in some instances, says the Pope. http://www.politicsdaily.com/2 ***Curiously, there's no Vatican mention whatsoever of the ever popular fiesta colors or the glow in dark varieties, ...
A real humdinger
by mikey on 18 Aug 2010 21 comments, latest 14 years ago
A deputy spent three hours in his patrol car after nearly 50,000 honeybees decided to park on it. The Wake County Sheriff's Office officer had responded around 9:40 ...
by mikey on 18 Aug 2010 21 comments, latest 14 years ago
A deputy spent three hours in his patrol car after nearly 50,000 honeybees decided to park on it. The Wake County Sheriff's Office officer had responded around 9:40 ...
Interracial relationships
by mikey on 17 Aug 2010 10 comments, latest 14 years ago
I like brown sugar and white sugar, sometimes in Equal proportions, please pardon the pun. My sweet tooth does not discriminate. Love is a many Splenda thing when I ...
by mikey on 17 Aug 2010 10 comments, latest 14 years ago
I like brown sugar and white sugar, sometimes in Equal proportions, please pardon the pun. My sweet tooth does not discriminate. Love is a many Splenda thing when I ...
Oh, dear, Ted Nugent
by mikey on 18 Aug 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Ted Nugent pleads no contest to deer baiting in CA MARYSVILLE, Calif. – Rocker and celebrity hunter Ted Nugent will have to pay a $1,750 fine after ...
by mikey on 18 Aug 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Ted Nugent pleads no contest to deer baiting in CA MARYSVILLE, Calif. – Rocker and celebrity hunter Ted Nugent will have to pay a $1,750 fine after ...
Italian fun fact
by mikey on 5 Aug 2010 20 comments, latest 14 years ago
Italian fun fact: Wop: An epithet used for those of Italian descent. WOP stands for WithOut Papers. Many Italian immigrants had no papers to identify themselves and were branded ...
by mikey on 5 Aug 2010 20 comments, latest 14 years ago
Italian fun fact: Wop: An epithet used for those of Italian descent. WOP stands for WithOut Papers. Many Italian immigrants had no papers to identify themselves and were branded ...
Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed
by mikey on 14 Jun 2010 34 comments, latest 14 years ago
Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed RICHMOND, Va. Jimmy Dean, a country music legend for his smash hit about a workingman hero, "Big Bad John," and an ...
by mikey on 14 Jun 2010 34 comments, latest 14 years ago
Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed RICHMOND, Va. Jimmy Dean, a country music legend for his smash hit about a workingman hero, "Big Bad John," and an ...
PeeWee is headed to Broadway!
by mikey on 23 May 2010 8 comments, latest 14 years ago
No, not my penis, you silly goose. Paul Reubens: NEW YORK - Pee-Wee is Broadway bound. "The Pee-Wee Herman Show" will have a 48-performance run at the Stephen ...
by mikey on 23 May 2010 8 comments, latest 14 years ago
No, not my penis, you silly goose. Paul Reubens: NEW YORK - Pee-Wee is Broadway bound. "The Pee-Wee Herman Show" will have a 48-performance run at the Stephen ...
A crack shot
by mikey on 20 May 2010 10 comments, latest 14 years ago
CHINO HILLS, Calif., May 18 (UPI) -- A gun brought to a Bass Pro Shops store in California for use on the shooting range accidentally discharged, shooting a woman ...
by mikey on 20 May 2010 10 comments, latest 14 years ago
CHINO HILLS, Calif., May 18 (UPI) -- A gun brought to a Bass Pro Shops store in California for use on the shooting range accidentally discharged, shooting a woman ...
What not to wear when you go to court
by mikey on 20 May 2010 5 comments, latest 14 years ago
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2
by mikey on 20 May 2010 5 comments, latest 14 years ago
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2
Woking in space
by mikey on 14 May 2010 21 comments, latest 14 years ago
BEIJING, May 13 (UPI) -- The first man sent into space by China said in his autobiography dog meat was on the menu during the mission. Yang ...
by mikey on 14 May 2010 21 comments, latest 14 years ago
BEIJING, May 13 (UPI) -- The first man sent into space by China said in his autobiography dog meat was on the menu during the mission. Yang ...
Rush Limbaugh selling his Manhattan condo for $13.95 million
by mikey on 13 May 2010 9 comments, latest 14 years ago
Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh is selling his luxury condo atop Fifth Avenue, and it can be yours - all 10 rooms on the 20th floor, with hand painted wall ...
by mikey on 13 May 2010 9 comments, latest 14 years ago
Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh is selling his luxury condo atop Fifth Avenue, and it can be yours - all 10 rooms on the 20th floor, with hand painted wall ...
This topic is smokin'
by mikey on 12 May 2010 3 comments, latest 14 years ago
LINCOLN, Neb., May 12 (UPI) -- Police in Nebraska said they arrested a teenager who allegedly used an apple and a hollowed-out cucumber as marijuana smoking devices. Lincoln ...
by mikey on 12 May 2010 3 comments, latest 14 years ago
LINCOLN, Neb., May 12 (UPI) -- Police in Nebraska said they arrested a teenager who allegedly used an apple and a hollowed-out cucumber as marijuana smoking devices. Lincoln ...
Is Lawrence Taylor a jerk, a weenie or both?
by mikey on 12 May 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Sources directly connected with Lawrence Taylor tell TMZ the NFL legend's defense to rape is masturbation. We're told Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as ...
by mikey on 12 May 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Sources directly connected with Lawrence Taylor tell TMZ the NFL legend's defense to rape is masturbation. We're told Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as ...
God and money
by mikey on 5 May 2010 2 comments, latest 14 years ago
I remember one time long ago when God was mad at my daddy and for one full week we were all forced to consume day old caviar. It was ...
by mikey on 5 May 2010 2 comments, latest 14 years ago
I remember one time long ago when God was mad at my daddy and for one full week we were all forced to consume day old caviar. It was ...
Thelma Lou robbed in Mayberry
by mikey on 1 May 2010 1 comment, latest 14 years ago
MOUNT AIRY, N.C. - The actress who played Thelma Lou on "The Andy Griffith Show" was robbed in the town that inspired the show's idyllic Mayberry setting, after moving ...
by mikey on 1 May 2010 1 comment, latest 14 years ago
MOUNT AIRY, N.C. - The actress who played Thelma Lou on "The Andy Griffith Show" was robbed in the town that inspired the show's idyllic Mayberry setting, after moving ...
So you want to be a rebel?
by mikey on 30 Apr 2010 5 comments, latest 14 years ago
Rebels are born, not made. If you peeps want to be rebellious, you're going to have to pick up the pace. Do the things that I ...
by mikey on 30 Apr 2010 5 comments, latest 14 years ago
Rebels are born, not made. If you peeps want to be rebellious, you're going to have to pick up the pace. Do the things that I ...
Bimbo's cause earthquakes!
by mikey on 19 Apr 2010 14 comments, latest 14 years ago
Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes, Cleric Says (AP) Â A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. ...
by mikey on 19 Apr 2010 14 comments, latest 14 years ago
Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes, Cleric Says (AP) Â A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. ...
Nicolas Cage's real estate woes
by mikey on 17 Apr 2010 2 comments, latest 14 years ago
Nicolas Cage 'purchases pyramid tomb' Friday, April 16 2010, 11:30am EDT By Mike Moody, Entertainment Reporter Nicolas Cage has reportedly purchased a 9-foot tall pyramid-shaped structure built in a ...
by mikey on 17 Apr 2010 2 comments, latest 14 years ago
Nicolas Cage 'purchases pyramid tomb' Friday, April 16 2010, 11:30am EDT By Mike Moody, Entertainment Reporter Nicolas Cage has reportedly purchased a 9-foot tall pyramid-shaped structure built in a ...
The birther movement exposed
by mikey on 10 Apr 2010 44 comments, latest 14 years ago
Obama's black father was born in Kenya. Obama'a white mother was born in America. Barack was born in Honolulu. A half breed. Kenya uses Barack Obama for their ...
by mikey on 10 Apr 2010 44 comments, latest 14 years ago
Obama's black father was born in Kenya. Obama'a white mother was born in America. Barack was born in Honolulu. A half breed. Kenya uses Barack Obama for their ...
A bird brain idea?
by mikey on 17 Mar 2010 35 comments, latest 14 years ago
msnbc.com updated 9:06 p.m. ET, Mon., March. 15, 2010 Mike Tyson and his pigeons get a TV show Jungle cats aren’t the only animal with whom Mike Tyson ...
by mikey on 17 Mar 2010 35 comments, latest 14 years ago
msnbc.com updated 9:06 p.m. ET, Mon., March. 15, 2010 Mike Tyson and his pigeons get a TV show Jungle cats aren’t the only animal with whom Mike Tyson ...
The Nosey Census (must read)
by mikey on 20 Mar 2010 10 comments, latest 14 years ago
I just sent mine out. All the routine questions, like the previous census. They want to know your name. The names of all in your household. Everybody's age. And ...
by mikey on 20 Mar 2010 10 comments, latest 14 years ago
I just sent mine out. All the routine questions, like the previous census. They want to know your name. The names of all in your household. Everybody's age. And ...
Ronald McDonald must die!
by mikey on 21 Mar 2010 Posted 14 years ago
If I ever meat that greasy Ronald McDonald in person, his buns will be toast. Says who? Sesame! He would be in a real pickle. Why? Because he can't ...
by mikey on 21 Mar 2010 Posted 14 years ago
If I ever meat that greasy Ronald McDonald in person, his buns will be toast. Says who? Sesame! He would be in a real pickle. Why? Because he can't ...
J Lo: No butts about it
by mikey on 21 Mar 2010 Posted 14 years ago
The singer — who raises twins Max and Emme with husband Marc Anthony – insists she has calmed down since becoming a mom. “You start out young and confident, ...
by mikey on 21 Mar 2010 Posted 14 years ago
The singer — who raises twins Max and Emme with husband Marc Anthony – insists she has calmed down since becoming a mom. “You start out young and confident, ...
Here's the beef
by mikey on 18 Mar 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis Posted Mar 17, 10 2:35 AM CDT| (NEWSER) – A man has been fined $900 for attacking ...
by mikey on 18 Mar 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis Posted Mar 17, 10 2:35 AM CDT| (NEWSER) – A man has been fined $900 for attacking ...
You'll get a bang out of this
by mikey on 22 Feb 2010 32 comments, latest 14 years ago
News, Student shot during gun safety class. ORLANDO, Fla., Feb. 21 (UPI) -- A gun safety class attendee in Orlando, Fla., was accidentally shot in the foot by ...
by mikey on 22 Feb 2010 32 comments, latest 14 years ago
News, Student shot during gun safety class. ORLANDO, Fla., Feb. 21 (UPI) -- A gun safety class attendee in Orlando, Fla., was accidentally shot in the foot by ...
Hot dogging lawyers
by mikey on 24 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
News, Man Sues For $25,000 Over Hot Dog Injury. KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at the Kansas City Royals' ...
by mikey on 24 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
News, Man Sues For $25,000 Over Hot Dog Injury. KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at the Kansas City Royals' ...
Dog Whisperer loses beloved pet
by mikey on 22 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Daddy the Pitbull, Cesar Millan's right-hand-man and all-around favorite dog, has died, RadarOnline.com has learned. The canine was beloved by Dog Whisperer fans around the world, as well ...
by mikey on 22 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Daddy the Pitbull, Cesar Millan's right-hand-man and all-around favorite dog, has died, RadarOnline.com has learned. The canine was beloved by Dog Whisperer fans around the world, as well ...
I guess their hard is in the right place
by mikey on 20 Feb 2010 7 comments, latest 14 years ago
Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged. Published: 6:30AM GMT 18 Feb 2010 ...
by mikey on 20 Feb 2010 7 comments, latest 14 years ago
Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged. Published: 6:30AM GMT 18 Feb 2010 ...
by mikey on 20 Feb 2010 3 comments, latest 14 years ago
Televangelist's Marriage Can't be Saved Posted Feb 18th 2010 6:30PM by TMZ Staff Mega-minister Benny Hinn apparently couldn't apply his healing powers to his own marriage -- because the dude's wife just ...
The Deadliest Catch gets deadlier
by mikey on 6 Feb 2010 52 comments, latest 14 years ago
February 3, 2010 8:01 AM If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing has never sounded so good. Jake and Josh Harris took it as ...
by mikey on 6 Feb 2010 52 comments, latest 14 years ago
February 3, 2010 8:01 AM If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing has never sounded so good. Jake and Josh Harris took it as ...
Sarah and the Professor
by mikey on 11 Feb 2010 16 comments, latest 14 years ago
What's so bad about professors? Seems to me the professor did pretty well on Gilligan's Island. Granted he didn't invent a method for the castaways to get off the ...
by mikey on 11 Feb 2010 16 comments, latest 14 years ago
What's so bad about professors? Seems to me the professor did pretty well on Gilligan's Island. Granted he didn't invent a method for the castaways to get off the ...
Cheese, Louise
by mikey on 9 Feb 2010 18 comments, latest 14 years ago
Police followed a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings to an apartment and arrested two men on suspicion of attacking a pizza delivery man early Saturday morning. ...
by mikey on 9 Feb 2010 18 comments, latest 14 years ago
Police followed a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings to an apartment and arrested two men on suspicion of attacking a pizza delivery man early Saturday morning. ...
Sex and chocolate
by mikey on 10 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Sex and chocolate: getting in the habit? "Being a former Catholic school girl whose feminism was actually inspired by the sisters who taught me, it was fascinating to ...
by mikey on 10 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Sex and chocolate: getting in the habit? "Being a former Catholic school girl whose feminism was actually inspired by the sisters who taught me, it was fascinating to ...
Color outside the lines
by mikey on 7 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Why no actresses of color on VF cover? By Courtney Hazlett msnbc.com updated 8:59 p.m. ET, Sun., Feb. 7, 2010 Nine young actresses are featured on the latest ...
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by mikey on 7 Feb 2010 Posted 14 years ago
Why no actresses of color on VF cover? By Courtney Hazlett msnbc.com updated 8:59 p.m. ET, Sun., Feb. 7, 2010 Nine young actresses are featured on the latest ...
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