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A real humdinger


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2010 Aug 18, 11:47am   3,376 views  21 comments

by mikey   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

A deputy spent three hours in his patrol car after nearly 50,000 honeybees decided to park on it.

 

The Wake County Sheriff's Office officer had responded around 9:40 a.m. to a call of a person possibly being attacked by bees.

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/08/17/north.carolina.bee.swarm/index.html?iref=NS1

 

 

 

***The media is really buzzing about this bumbling incident. It's a honey of a story. one of the best hive heard lately. A real humdinger.

However, instead of winging it, they should have swarmed  in with the SWAT team for a sting operation.

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1   elliemae   2010 Aug 18, 1:20pm  

Bee reasonable, Mikey. I realize you're bugged about this thing, and I combed thru it looking for a reason you're this way. Got a buzz going, Mikey?

2   mikey   2010 Aug 18, 2:32pm  

Wasp the problem. Ellie asks?
Simple. I haven't pollinated for two weeks and I'm getting blue jackets.

3   elliemae   2010 Aug 18, 11:37pm  

Look, mikey. You're a keeper (we all agree). But you can't just exterminate my view because there's no media buzz - I'm gonna fight it with all my mite and not let you worm your way out of it.

4   mikey   2010 Aug 19, 4:12am  

I guess this topic is going to moth. I thought it would fly but I may have been wrong. It's causing a flap, becoming Africanized. But how comb, honey?

5   elliemae   2010 Aug 19, 1:38pm  

mikey says

I guess this topic is going to moth

I was told there'd be no moth.

This flying without a net ain't easy.

6   mikey   2010 Aug 19, 2:26pm  

"I was told there’d be no moth"

Who had the balls to tell you that?

7   marcus   2010 Aug 19, 4:28pm  

You guys are fucking out there. kudos.

8   elliemae   2010 Aug 20, 1:30am  

Nomograph says

Mikey wax off regularly to flowery prose and Queen Latifah.

And Nomo pulls off his gloves and goes for the bare-fisted approach. This is the best pun ever!

9   mikey   2010 Aug 20, 4:34am  

Killer comments but what's nest? Who's going to stick their nectar out?

10   elliemae   2010 Aug 20, 9:34am  

You're really showing your stripes, now. You should bee nicer - that last barb stung.

11   simchaland   2010 Aug 20, 9:48am  

Hive been reading these stinging barbs watching all of you drone on and on. Put down your stingers and bee sweet as honey. This queen doesn't want to send his hornets out to enforce discipline among you drones.

12   mikey   2010 Aug 20, 10:34am  

It looks like we're finally getting to the root of the pollen here.

13   elliemae   2010 Aug 20, 1:32pm  

You've been bumbling around this subject long enough, Mikey. It's swarm in here from all the fluttering back & forth, but I'm just waiting for the conversation to take flight.

14   mikey   2010 Aug 20, 4:30pm  

"And Nomo pulls off his gloves and goes for the bare-fisted approach"

Another gripping post by Ellie. Gotta hand it to her.

I'm going to have to stop the bee puns because I just found out I'm allergic.

15   elliemae   2010 Aug 21, 2:28am  

Nomograph says

elliemae says


And Nomo pulls off his gloves and goes for the bare-fisted approach.

It makes me nervous to hear the words “Nomo” and “fisted” in the same sentence.

Thanks, Nomo. 'twas coffee I spit upon myself this time. If I ever meet you, I'll wear a bib*.
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*yea, Mikey, I know it's a childish thing to say...

16   simchaland   2010 Aug 21, 11:25am  

elliemae says

If I ever meet you, I’ll wear a bib*...

And latex gloves and lubricant gel, I'm sure. :o

17   mikey   2010 Aug 21, 12:08pm  

For all proctical purposes, this topic should pretty much be evacuated.

18   elliemae   2010 Aug 21, 1:13pm  

Sick & wrong, buttheads. :)

19   mikey   2010 Aug 21, 1:39pm  

This topic is hitting bottom with all the innuendo. We're at the end but it's time to think outside the bun.

20   simchaland   2010 Aug 22, 3:53pm  

We are circling around the rim of an abyss. Will we regret it when we look back in our rear view mirrors?

21   elliemae   2010 Aug 23, 11:09pm  

simchaland says

We are circling around the rim of an abyss. Will we regret it when we look back in our rear view mirrors?

:)

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