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elliemae
2011 Jun 19, 7:21am
elliemae
2011 Jun 19, 7:21am
Remember that if you put a woman up on a pedestal it's easier to see up their dress (and they can dust the ceiling at the same time).
I wish I knew who said that... lol
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leo707
2011 Jun 20, 2:12am
leo707
2011 Jun 20, 2:12am
And for crying out loud, stop wearing cargo pants.
Good luck getting me to quit cargo pants any time soon.
With them I can fit:
2 clean diapers
1 small pack diaper wipes
1 small tube diaper cream
2 5 oz bottles of milk
1 bag cheerios
1 bag cut fruit
1 bag cut vegetables
1 cloth/rag
1 camera/phone
Also... I have a little extra space for any hats or glasses that come off.
Everything I need for a long afternoon outing, and no need to lug a diaper bag around!
Happy father's day to all my testicularly inclined peeps. But don't get too proud. So you have a serviceable penis, huh? Well, whoop dee do. In-out-repeat. Wow. Such rocket science. Get over it.
Turn off the TV and either vacuum something or cook something once and awhile, and don't drink all the beer, dammit.
And how about offering an occasional foot massage?
The way to a woman's heart is through her feet. Try it, you'll see. Look it up. You have Google, right?
Now get out of here. And for crying out loud, stop wearing cargo pants.
PS: Now go have a safe and sane father's day. (as if)