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He seemed like a fine fellatio, Mikey. Don't be so hardon him.

That was a sloppy reply, Ellie. Your comebacks are going down. How do you expect to get ahead?
Please don't blow it.

I'll get down on my knees and beg your forgiveness if you want. I talked to my friend Bobbin he said that might be enough, unless you jerk me around. I'm trying to handle you carefully, don't want you to get angry and have you pop your cork at me.

I find it hard to swallow.

ordertaker says

I find it hard to swallow.

What, you can't take it all?

Well, wad do you know, these replies are a stroke of genius. Call me a nut, but shoot, they really blew me away.

So, the passenger was a guy or a gal?

Maybe he was driving solo, ala Marilyn Manson.

I don't mean to be cheeky but this topic could use more lip service.

Don't get lipppy with me, young man.

Talk about a Coitus-ey call, that Cop came out of the Blueballs from no where.
"Lemme go copper, I was just one stroke over the line..."

let me get this straight - he was weavng back & forth and used the blowjob defense. I use it all the time, but for some reason they don't believe me.

A cunning retort.

But in case you used that defense, you're not the driver.

Contortionism is my hobby...