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God and money


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2010 May 5, 4:21am   1,269 views  2 comments

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I remember one time long ago when God was mad at my daddy and for one full week we were all forced to consume day old caviar. It was horrible, something I don't care to repeat.

It was the same week that my polo pony developed a cowlick on its hindquarters right before a match, so I had the groom shave it down a bit but the buffoon botched the job and clipped too much hair off. Boy was I embarrassed that day. I told daddy about it and the jerk was dismissed forthwith. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

What a shame that scripture considers wealth in such a poor light. But let's face it, the bible was basically written by working class trash. In other words, the sweaty proletariat. What do they know about the finer things in life?

It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God?

Where a man's money is, there is his heart also?

Love of money is the root to all evil?

Prosperity is wrong?

This sounds like jealousy to me. Or worse, Communism.

Why does God favor the poor who dress in rags rather than those who have enough self respect to care about being properly attired in society?

What's wrong about knowing the difference between a dinner fork and salad fork?

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1   Done!   2010 May 5, 6:55am  

I hate clocks and loathe people that hold me to a time of day.

"You're late!"
"What it's 6:15?"
"I said be here at 6:00!"

DO these people have an time and day they are going to die, or divorce, or live life in general?

2   mikey   2010 May 5, 7:31am  

Here here, Tenounce.
That kind of tock ticks me off, too.
My pet peeve is bimbo's who claim they're "late", especially after you buy them a boob job.

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