***They didn't cover all the bases but this story drives me batty, even though I relish this odd news. It seems this victim is being a big weenie, a real screwball. Can his lawyer really cut the mustard with this meaty case or will he get his client's buns in trouble? Actually, do they even have the balls to get to first base?
Is this lawsuit a diamond in the rough? Or is it fly by night? Should they take a walk and head home or are they just warming up?
Has this type of incident popped up before?
I'm pining for this foul case to be dropped and tagged out. It gives me the runs. I'm not kidding, I'm being series, folks. I hope they take a hit and strike out.
This is not a Crackerjack idea. It ain't worth peanuts and I'm shell shocked at their salty attitude.
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News, Man Sues For $25,000 Over Hot Dog Injury.
KANSAS CITY, Mo. --
Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at the Kansas City Royals' stadium know they might have to duck a few foul balls.
But a Kansas man says it was a flying hot dog, not a baseball, that almost put his eye out last year.
http://www.wlwt.com/irresistible/22649851/detail.html
***They didn't cover all the bases but this story drives me batty, even though I relish this odd news. It seems this victim is being a big weenie, a real screwball. Can his lawyer really cut the mustard with this meaty case or will he get his client's buns in trouble? Actually, do they even have the balls to get to first base?
Is this lawsuit a diamond in the rough? Or is it fly by night? Should they take a walk and head home or are they just warming up?
Has this type of incident popped up before?
I'm pining for this foul case to be dropped and tagged out. It gives me the runs. I'm not kidding, I'm being series, folks. I hope they take a hit and strike out.
This is not a Crackerjack idea. It ain't worth peanuts and I'm shell shocked at their salty attitude.
Sorry, but I had to take off the kid gloves here.
Darn, I'm all choked up.
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