(NEWSER) – A man has been fined $900 for attacking a female British police officer with his penis after he tried to hit her in the head with it. She ducked. Cops were called to the home of Marium Varinauskas, 28, by his girlfriend complaining of his drunken behavior. When police arrived he stood on a sofa over the officer "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck," said a spokesman.
Varinauskas has no memory of the incident but has pleaded guilty. "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility," said his attorney. "He apologizes profusely and is extremely embarrassed." He has sworn off binge drinking, reports the BBC. The officer suffered no injuries.
 http://www.newser.com/story/83455/drunk-fined-for-trying-to-bludgeon-cop-with-penis.html
***Is this prickly situation a hanging offense?
Was the female officer tipped off? Exactly why did she get the shaft? This is no way for her to get a head, not with this swinger.
I'm glad she told this jerk where to stick it. I believe a stiff fine is in order, then maybe he'll loin.
I wonder if he had issues groin up? Is that why he was so testy? Or perhaps this crotchety ding dong didn't get enough sack time so he went nuts?
This dork really pulled a boner here when he got a little too cocky. And he doesn't even member the incident.
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Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis
Posted Mar 17, 10 2:35 AM CDT|
(NEWSER) – A man has been fined $900 for attacking a female British police officer with his penis after he tried to hit her in the head with it. She ducked. Cops were called to the home of Marium Varinauskas, 28, by his girlfriend complaining of his drunken behavior. When police arrived he stood on a sofa over the officer "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck," said a spokesman.
Varinauskas has no memory of the incident but has pleaded guilty. "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility," said his attorney. "He apologizes profusely and is extremely embarrassed." He has sworn off binge drinking, reports the BBC. The officer suffered no injuries.
 http://www.newser.com/story/83455/drunk-fined-for-trying-to-bludgeon-cop-with-penis.html
***Is this prickly situation a hanging offense?
Was the female officer tipped off? Exactly why did she get the shaft? This is no way for her to get a head, not with this swinger.
I'm glad she told this jerk where to stick it. I believe a stiff fine is in order, then maybe he'll loin.
I wonder if he had issues groin up? Is that why he was so testy? Or perhaps this crotchety ding dong didn't get enough sack time so he went nuts?
This dork really pulled a boner here when he got a little too cocky. And he doesn't even member the incident.