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The Nosey Census (must read)


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2010 Mar 20, 10:30am   1,668 views  10 comments

by mikey   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

I just sent mine out.

All the routine questions, like the previous census.

They want to know your name.

The names of all in your household.

Everybody's age.

And whether you ever touched your pee pee while wearing a clown costume.

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1   elliemae   2010 Mar 20, 1:02pm  

So, what was your answer? What kind of clown are you?

2   mikey   2010 Mar 20, 1:20pm  

A fella has to have a few secrets.

3   elliemae   2010 Mar 20, 1:25pm  

My bad. oops.

4   Vicente   2010 Mar 20, 1:25pm  

I said my name was Honest Abe. I listed as residents my children:
Glenn Beck
Dick Cheney

5   elliemae   2010 Mar 20, 1:45pm  

Did you tell them that you honestly DO touch your peepee while wearing a clown suit?

6   seaside   2010 Mar 20, 2:23pm  

Yeah, them asking all names and birthdays in household is absurd.

And I am quite sure that those 9 south americans living in 2 bedroom apartment next to my unit do not appreciate it at all.

7   nope   2010 Mar 20, 3:55pm  

WHERE DOES THE GOVERNMENT GET OFF THINKING THAT THEY CAN ASK ME HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN MY HOUSE? THIS MUST BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

8   elliemae   2010 Mar 21, 2:02pm  

Kevin says

WHERE DOES THE GOVERNMENT GET OFF THINKING THAT THEY CAN ASK ME HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN MY HOUSE? THIS MUST BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

It's all those fucking democrats!

9   pinnacle   2010 Mar 24, 6:24am  

They already have all this information.
They just want to verify that the datamining software and the sensors on the domestic spy satellites and surveillance planes are working correctly.

10   elliemae   2010 Mar 24, 4:03pm  

http://offtoseethelizard.com/viewpage.php?id=00079

I can't go out no more.
There's a man by the door
in a raincoat
smoking a cigarette

But

I've put him in my diary
and the mailers are all lined up
on the bed, bloody in the glow
of the bar sign next door

He knows that if I die
(or even drop out of sight)
the diary goes and everyone knows
the CIA's in Virginia

500 mailers bought from
500 drug counters each one different
and 500 notebooks
with 500 pages in everyone.

I am prepared....

...Did I tell you I can't go out no more?
There's a man by the door
in a raincoat...

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