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The birther movement exposed
by mikey on 10 Apr 2010   44 comments, latest 14 years ago
  Obama's black father was born in Kenya. Obama'a white mother was born in America. Barack was born in Honolulu. A half breed. Kenya uses Barack Obama for their ...

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Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed
by mikey on 14 Jun 2010   34 comments, latest 14 years ago
Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed     RICHMOND, Va. Jimmy Dean, a country music legend for his smash hit about a workingman hero, "Big Bad John," and an ...

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Woking in space
by mikey on 14 May 2010   21 comments, latest 14 years ago
  BEIJING, May 13 (UPI) -- The first man sent into space by China said in his autobiography dog meat was on the menu during the mission.   Yang ...

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The Deadliest Catch gets deadlier
by mikey on 6 Feb 2010   52 comments, latest 14 years ago
February 3, 2010 8:01 AM If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing has never sounded so good. Jake and Josh Harris took it as ...

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Interracial relationships
by mikey on 17 Aug 2010   10 comments, latest 14 years ago
I like brown sugar and white sugar, sometimes in Equal proportions, please pardon the pun. My sweet tooth does not discriminate. Love is a many Splenda thing when I ...

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Peter picked a peck of pickled peckers
by mikey on 13 Apr 2011   12 comments, latest 13 years ago
http://www.toledoonthemove.com ***Alas, this penis museum is members only.

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A crack shot
by mikey on 20 May 2010   10 comments, latest 14 years ago
CHINO HILLS, Calif., May 18 (UPI) -- A gun brought to a Bass Pro Shops store in California for use on the shooting range accidentally discharged, shooting a woman ...

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This topic is smokin'
by mikey on 12 May 2010   3 comments, latest 14 years ago
LINCOLN, Neb., May 12 (UPI) -- Police in Nebraska said they arrested a teenager who allegedly used an apple and a hollowed-out cucumber as marijuana smoking devices.   Lincoln ...

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What not to wear when you go to court
by mikey on 20 May 2010   5 comments, latest 14 years ago
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Happy Father's Day
by mikey on 19 Jun 2011   3 comments, latest 13 years ago
Happy father's day to all my testicularly inclined peeps. But don't get too proud. So you have a serviceable penis, huh? Well, whoop dee do. In-out-repeat. Wow. Such rocket ...

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Puns to keep the sunny side up
by mikey on 3 Aug 2009   32 comments, latest 15 years ago
I bumped into a chick from Kentucky named Dixie who was a delight. She was a small fry so I scrambled to take her under my wing. Hey, she ...

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You'll get a bang out of this
by mikey on 22 Feb 2010   32 comments, latest 14 years ago
  News, Student shot during gun safety class. ORLANDO, Fla., Feb. 21 (UPI) -- A gun safety class attendee in Orlando, Fla., was accidentally shot in the foot by ...

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A bird brain idea?
by mikey on 17 Mar 2010   35 comments, latest 14 years ago
msnbc.com updated 9:06 p.m. ET, Mon., March. 15, 2010   Mike Tyson and his pigeons get a TV show Jungle cats aren’t the only animal with whom Mike Tyson ...

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A real humdinger
by mikey on 18 Aug 2010   21 comments, latest 14 years ago
A deputy spent three hours in his patrol car after nearly 50,000 honeybees decided to park on it.   The Wake County Sheriff's Office officer had responded around 9:40 ...

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Italian fun fact
by mikey on 5 Aug 2010   20 comments, latest 14 years ago
Italian fun fact: Wop: An epithet used for those of Italian descent. WOP stands for WithOut Papers. Many Italian immigrants had no papers to identify themselves and were branded ...

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Benny Hinn's wife files for divorce after 30 years of bliss
by mikey on 20 Feb 2010   3 comments, latest 14 years ago
Televangelist's Marriage Can't be Saved Posted Feb 18th 2010 6:30PM by TMZ Staff Mega-minister Benny Hinn apparently couldn't apply his healing powers to his own marriage -- because the dude's wife just ...

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The Dog Whisperer: Threat or menace?
by mikey on 14 Jun 2009   36 comments, latest 15 years ago
According to the news peppers, Caesar Milan is an admitted immigration law breaker who brazenly  sneaked across our southern border many years ago and who has only just ...

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Bimbo's cause earthquakes!
by mikey on 19 Apr 2010   14 comments, latest 14 years ago
  Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes, Cleric Says     (AP) Â A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. ...

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Oh, dear, Ted Nugent
by mikey on 18 Aug 2010   Posted 14 years ago
Ted Nugent pleads no contest to deer baiting in CA     MARYSVILLE, Calif. – Rocker and celebrity hunter Ted Nugent will have to pay a $1,750 fine after ...

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Some DUI's really suck.
by mikey on 4 Mar 2011   15 comments, latest 13 years ago
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Louisville man is facing multiple charges after police said his car was weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 64. The officer pulled the ...

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Flying condoms in Paris
by mikey on 28 Jan 2010   8 comments, latest 14 years ago
News, French Fight AIDS With 120-Foot Flying Condom. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a giant flying condom!   The French have unveiled ...

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Cheese, Louise
by mikey on 9 Feb 2010   18 comments, latest 14 years ago
Police followed a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings to an apartment and arrested two men on suspicion of attacking a pizza delivery man early Saturday morning.   ...

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This brat is the wurst
by mikey on 18 Jul 2009   11 comments, latest 15 years ago
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. homeFri Jul 17, 9:01 pm http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200 diggity dog. I don't relish saying it but I must be frank. This driver can't cut the ...

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You Walrus Hurt The One You Love
by mikey on 29 Jul 2009   7 comments, latest 15 years ago
  (CNN) -- New research suggests that crabs not only suffer pain but that they retain a memory of it. The study, which was carried out by Professor Bob ...

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Footsie can be a blast
by mikey on 21 Jan 2010   9 comments, latest 13 years ago
Officer sues Amtrak over foot shooting. PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A former Amtrak police officer claims in his Pennsylvania lawsuit the passenger rail corporation is liable for a ...

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Take a bite out of crime
by mikey on 3 Sep 2009   20 comments, latest 15 years ago
HOPE MILLS, N.C., Sept. 1 (UPI) -- Authorities in North Carolina said a pit bull used its powerful jaws to flatten the tires of a deputy's patrol car.Debbie Tanna, ...

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The Pope may be cool with condoms
by mikey on 15 Dec 2010   7 comments, latest 13 years ago
Condoms may be okay in some instances, says the Pope. http://www.politicsdaily.com/2 ***Curiously, there's no Vatican mention whatsoever of the ever popular fiesta colors or the glow in dark varieties, ...

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PeeWee is headed to Broadway!
by mikey on 23 May 2010   8 comments, latest 14 years ago
No, not my penis, you silly goose. Paul Reubens:   NEW YORK - Pee-Wee is Broadway bound. "The Pee-Wee Herman Show" will have a 48-performance run at the Stephen ...

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Rush Limbaugh selling his Manhattan condo for $13.95 million
by mikey on 13 May 2010   9 comments, latest 14 years ago
Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh is selling his luxury condo atop Fifth Avenue, and it can be yours - all 10 rooms on the 20th floor, with hand painted wall ...

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Tears for beers
by mikey on 8 Sep 2009   10 comments, latest 15 years ago
WAFB: Zachary police arrested a Baker woman Monday who is accused of hiding a 12-pack of beer between her legs to steal it from a grocery store. Lisa Newsome, ...

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The Nosey Census (must read)
by mikey on 20 Mar 2010   10 comments, latest 14 years ago
I just sent mine out. All the routine questions, like the previous census. They want to know your name. The names of all in your household. Everybody's age. And ...

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Sarah and the Professor
by mikey on 11 Feb 2010   16 comments, latest 14 years ago
What's so bad about professors? Seems to me the professor did pretty well on Gilligan's Island. Granted he didn't invent a method for the castaways to get off the ...

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Shank you very much
by mikey on 24 Dec 2009   13 comments, latest 14 years ago
News, Man with knife in chest orders coffee. WARREN, Mich., Dec. 22 (UPI) -- Police in Michigan said a man with a 5-inch knife lodged in his chest walked ...

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Was Jesus a socialist?
by mikey on 24 Apr 2011   5 comments, latest 13 years ago
Was Jesus a Socialist? He offered forgiveness of sin (free counseling with second chance opportunities) He offered free healthcare (cured the sick and disabled without charge) He helped the ...

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Hulk Hogan sitting pretty again
by mikey on 27 Jan 2010   10 comments, latest 14 years ago
Hogan 'ecstatic' over toilet seat triumph Sunday, January 24 2010, 10:46am EST   Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ...

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I guess their hard is in the right place
by mikey on 20 Feb 2010   7 comments, latest 14 years ago
Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged.   Published: 6:30AM GMT 18 Feb 2010   ...

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God and money
by mikey on 5 May 2010   2 comments, latest 14 years ago
I remember one time long ago when God was mad at my daddy and for one full week we were all forced to consume day old caviar. It was ...

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Hot dogging lawyers
by mikey on 24 Feb 2010   Posted 14 years ago
News, Man Sues For $25,000 Over Hot Dog Injury. KANSAS CITY, Mo. --   Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at the Kansas City Royals' ...

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Thelma Lou robbed in Mayberry
by mikey on 1 May 2010   1 comment, latest 14 years ago
MOUNT AIRY, N.C. - The actress who played Thelma Lou on "The Andy Griffith Show" was robbed in the town that inspired the show's idyllic Mayberry setting, after moving ...

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News: Man in cow suit steals milk from Walmart
by mikey on 29 Apr 2011   1 comment, latest 13 years ago
News: Man in cow suit steals milk. GARRISONVILLE, Va., April 28 (UPI) -- Authorities in Virginia said a man in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk from ...
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