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This topic will hound me forever - hopefully the book will shepherd in an new era of sensitivity.

Biting remarks, Ellie. I'll chew on them for a while, make no bones about it.

You need to re-hitch your waggin'. Maybe they should have vetted the astronauts a little better. But this subject will dog them for many years - dog years.

This news puts the Chinese in the dog house, all right, but at leash they admit it.

Fleas! I'm trying to be friendly here. You're chasing my posts - and it's one small leap for dog, one giant meal for mankind...

Golly, why kibble over the de-tails? Why not show some breeding? Squats up with all the snapping?
It ain't rocket science to figure out that this topic is going into the pooper fast. What a waste. Still, I'm not ready to dump it yet.

mikey says

It ain’t rocket science

Sorry to get off topic, but my favorite stupid quote of all time is still Tara Reid's: I'm not smart, I'm not a rock scientist...

That's a marble-ous quote. Was she stoned? I imagine she pebbly was. May the quartz be with her.

No schist, really?

Nope.
Shale I explain? Well, truth is, I'm not very sedimental, and I'm not feeding you a lime.

Look, this isn't geology. I'm not trying to move mountains or anything.

These posts are getting bolder but I don't take them for granite.
However, I didn't mean to draw a line in the sand but a cobble more puns would really rock.

Thank you Sir, Canine please have another...

"And for the main course, Wiener Schnitz... Uh Schnauzer. Wiener Schnauzer with Lab Rangoon Sir!"

Hey, mutts up? Why is Ellie dogging this topic? Is she up to her old tricks? Silly rabid, tricks are for kids.

Elliemae was cleaning her carpets - and she's dog tired.

Shagadelic!

After working so hard, Ellie lapped up some whine and rested her dogs. She listened to country music - and is considering getting a dashund. The song she listened to? "Get a long little dawgie..."

And I'm drownin' my tears in my beer. Life is so hard when yer queer. Sing it out loud, m'dear. I'm drownin' my tears in my beer.

Never fear - I'm here! Sorry - simcha, my fav country song will always be Put Another Log on the Fire

Put another log on the fire
cook me up some bacon & some beans
go out to the car & change the tire
wash my socks & sew my old blue jeans
c'mon baby you can fill my pipe, and then go fetch my slippers
and boil me up another pot of tea...
then put another log on the fire, babe, and come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Now that's song writin'!

"I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me."
by Billy C. Wirtz

I'm having daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon....

Where have all the good songs gone?