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elliemae
2009 Jul 18, 1:48pm
Oh, Mikey -
I don't want to dog you - she merely got her buns in a rush. Maybe she was toasted at the time of the wreck. Maybe she was in a heated arguement with someone. I'm sure that she feels really bad now, and your spicy comments aren't helping matters. What better place to land than on the deck?
mikey
2009 Jul 19, 1:40am
Is Ellie saying this gal should get an Oscar? Well, I'm calling the mayor about this since it
doesn't sound kosher.
elliemae
2009 Jul 19, 6:16am
Go ahead, slather on the condoments - I mean compliments - about this girl who was so driven. I've got a beef with your argument and don't care if you're too chicken to hear it. Just porkget my input.
mikey
2009 Jul 19, 8:51am
I never sausage insanity. This is mustard's last stand and the colonel is definitely going to hear about this.
elliemae
2009 Jul 19, 11:26pm
Just gotta be top dawg, doncha Mikey? This poor little Barbie has got herself in a pickle now, mayo you never get your weiner stuck in some random garage.
mikey
2009 Jul 20, 3:34am
Personally, I believe a mobile weenie should practice safe sex and always wear a condiment.
mikey
2009 Jul 21, 2:27am
To top it off, the driver was in a no porking zone.
This is the meatiest topic I ever slaw. But why is Nomo hot dogging it? When I read his post I almost crashed my weenie-bago. So where's the missing link? This is becoming a real roller roaster ride, especially with Ellie selling the sizzle. I would call my pal Frank about this but he does't know beans and he's a bit greasy, to boot. May the lard have mercy on his soul. Maybe I'll call Nathan instead, even though he's a tad schnitzel-phrenic.
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. homeFri Jul 17, 9:01 pm http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_wienermobile_wreck***Hot diggity dog. I don't relish saying it but I must be frank. This driver can't cut the mustard and she sure doesn't know her onions since her buns are truly in trouble now as depicted in this juicy story. I hope the coppers grill this meathead good.