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I"m willing to be there's some stiff competition out there for this kind of thing, tho. They probably have a carnival with a sausagefest, and the attendees are real dicks.

(you started this, Mikey. The penis mightier than the sword, you know)

Yes, Ellie, this type of thing does seem to be a groin trend, sort of a earn as you loin proposition. I imagine in some parts of the world, these hot dogging curators would be hung and given the shaft.

...and in some parts of the world, just having one intimate that they'll get the shaft is enough to rub one out. Be careful - but have a ball. ;)

What's the matter, Mikey? All petered out?

And for those whose penis-related news lust cannot be satisfied by a single article (from the header of your linked article):

Read more: Strange, News, State, Museum, London, Phallological

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

What, I'm no longer number one?

I thought this topic would be a swell idea but I really didn't want to go head to head regarding it.
Personally. I think this curator is a dork who pulled a boner. He got way too cocky and it caused a prickly situation.
He's a jerk, a real snake in the grass. who can stick it for all I care.
This is nothing more than junk science and he's just stroking the public at large.

I went there the guy that runs the place was a prick, but he was always on the ball. Or two.

I always knew that watching porn could be dangerous:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/04/14/2011-04-14_man_bursts_into_flames_while_watching_porn_at_san_francisco_sex_shop.html

He was a nice phellow, had a porn addiction but kept the matter well in hand. He wasn't a stand-up guy, but he grew on you.

jvolstad says

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

What, I’m no longer number one?

Ha! Nice try JV. You're not fooling me. Everyone knows the standard, army-issue 'penis, male' is exactly 95 mm in length and available only in OD green.

terriDeaner says

jvolstad says

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
What, I’m no longer number one?

Ha! Nice try JV. You’re not fooling me. Everyone knows the standard, army-issue ‘penis, male’ is exactly 95 mm in length and available only in OD green.

The day "it" turns OD green, I'm going to give my right hand a rest.

:-) ;-)

That's a right cock-up if you ask me. Icelandic seamen will have an uprising over the way they are getting shafted, there's a vas deferens in their exposure. How did they pull it off?