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He must have an "in" with immigration - maybe he knows where the bones are buried. Maybe he was bitten by the reality teevee bug and had to make himself some scratch. Certainly, illegal immigration is a hairy issue that one can't merely brush off. I'm surprised they didn't collar him when he snuck past - maybe they were taking a cat-nap? They really screwed the pooch on that one...

Thanks for shedding some light on this subject. I'm glad that Caesar has a new leash on life. I don't mind that he wanted to flea his country. He's no dip. Now he has a leg up.

We could be barkin up the wrong tree. Maybe he left the country because he was in danger of being neutered?

I'm just glad he's over the hump since he got his license. He seems to have a nose for business. I Chihuahua, I hope he doesn't wind up on Springer.

You're gettin my Irish up, Mikey! Collie what you want, the guy crossed the Border and that's gonna Hound him for a long, long time.

Your turn. :)

I guess Caesar was told to "go westie young man." He's a rare breed and he shows it so why should the police dog him with a bounty and try to retrieve him? That's bull and the pits.

Do you think he brought his wife with him when he came to this country, or did he have to go back and retriever? She might have told him to pound sand if he didn't lead the way for her. You know the ball & chain can be such a pain sometimes. Maybe his buddy Ken helped - he told her to "wait and Kennel be along shortly - howl that work out for you?"

We'll probably never know - he's got her trained and she'll never spill the beans on how they made it into this country from Mexico.

Caesar has probably made Lhasa mistakes--Apsolutely. But what kennel he do since he came from a Dobe culture? Do I have to ask Afghan? Collie gee willikers, hellfire and Dalmation. I'm so mad I could Spitz. Why are folks always Bichon about immigration? So now Caesar is a part of a Newfoundland. At least he's not Cavalier about it. They raised an American flag and he didn't he Saluki? Well, I guess there's no Weimaraner or reason to this issue. Gotta go now, Chow.

Getting a little cocker, aren't you? This tail is growing legs.

Thanks for the pointers. Havanese day.

He brought his wife with him - did she immigrate on her own or did he have to pinscher? Boxer ears? She'd deserve it, if she was Cavalier. They could've just hopped on a Greyhound, you know. I think that you've won this arguement, Mikey. I know when I've been licked.

Stop slobbering, my Perdita Lassie. I haven't punned like this in a coon's age, not since Rover vs Wade. So you're gonna put up your Dukes to the Max, eh? Bingo. I'll have to Benji over backwards but Cujo we hush puppy for a while? Okay, Lady? Don't mean to be McGruff but I can't keep Snoopy around here like an underdog.

Well, I've already admit that you're punnier. You don't have to dog me on this one, Mikey. I've rolled over, for crap's sake. Can we furget this whole thing, shake paws & not have you ticked at me?

Sorry to be so grouchy, but the weather is getting to me. It's been raining cats & dogs - I just stepped in a poodle.

I'm gonna fix your waggin' if you wanna go nose to nose with that snouty attitude. Sorry but it's distemper of mine that's parvo my problem. I know it Dachshund make sense cause this pug usually laps up this stuff. Maybe I should pray to Saint Bernard?

Do you want to kibble over tidbits? You're sniffing around the wrong bitch, and I'm getting heated. I should've vetted my opponent better - but I normally can spot a punny guy like you padding around. Golly gee whiskers, you're the top dawg here!

Up to your old tricks trying to nail it, eh? Who sent you to the Frontline? And what's the Advantage? This is becoming a flea circus trying to scratch up more puns, that's what this cat says, dig? Where will it lead? Not too shagedelic in my opinion. Actually, it's Toto madness. I hope you're yappy now. Rover and out.

You animal! (scrapping the bottom of the barrel here). I'm gonna sit here drinking from my teacup with my feet up, rest my dawgs. These little puppies are sore from working in the guardin.

Thankyou for separating us. I couldn't conceive of any better way to end this dogfight. :)

I was almost to the point that I was gonna wiki some more breeds and dog info, Mikey clearly is the whiner on this one.

Is this a brush off or what? Now I'm a melon collie baby. No more combing the internet? Oh, well, I guess there's always groom for Jello. Knot! It takes two to tangle but who wants to go to the mat for it?

I'm being obedient. Don't take offence, Mikey. A verbal pat on the back would help me now. I have to go now - gotta work for some scratch.

I've used up my rollover minutes. Now I just sit up and beg. I've made Malti-Poo errors and I admit I'm bad to the bone.

Doesn't Cesar Millan live in New Yorkie? You've got to be well-heeled to live there.

He also prefers boxers over briefs and supports our vets and digs American chow. He may not be husky but he is a wiry fox and that's a treat.

I'm just drooling to see what your next pun will be, Mikey. Snot easy to come up with these, you little runt.

Runt? I''m pick of the litter and you're gonna be nursing some sore chops if you're not careful. I say nip it. Whatever happened to the milk of human kindness? Are you spoiled? Did you take a spill? If so, I'm soy to hear about it. It does seem that the curds always get in the whey.

Do you think I'm lapping up your responses? You think that you've got better punability than I do? Okay, I'll bite. Go for it Mikey, I'm at the end of my rope.

Happy Father's Day, BTW. I'm sure you have 101 reasons to celebrate. :)

Thanks. I'm bowled over. That's spot on. Wow, you should take a bow. I'm listening to Beethoven today. It helps to compose me while I conduct business in my pad since it's too smoggy outside and I was having trouble breeding.

I've combed the the interweb for more puns. I'm just a babe at this, and feel like you've won this one. You, my friend, are the leader of the pack. Hunting the 'web has made me realize you're the best in show.

Okay, no more bird dogging. And that's the latest scoop and the straight poop.

You're granting me a stay? You are the master!

I'm a good boy!

Your comments have made me sit up and take notice of the issues surrounding dog whispering. You had my ear from the start, and it drove me to drink like a fish. This morning I had to have the hair of the dog that bit me.

(This thread needs to be frozen for posterity)

Should we let sleeping dogs lie?

It's fitting that someone named "shultzie" puts this one down for good... But we had a good run. :)

Shultzie? Is he still Klinking around? What the Helga it that about? I wonder if he uses Sergeant's flea collars? And does he put LeBeau's on his pooch? Kinch you just see it? Especially with a bit of concentration? Hope this post is Gremain to the subject. It's getting awfully krauted in here but tanks for the memories. Gotta go now. I had to many bran muffins and now I've got the blitz and I'm cross.