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He loved his mudder, Mikey. Not a big fan of pork barrel spending, Mr. Dean liked to get fried and then unrind with his friends. He will be laid out on a platter with an apple in his mouth...

Ha! I'm ribbing you, Mikey. He sang lua'd, too.

I never sausage punning by Ellie. What a honey ham going hog wild like that. Just don't be a brat cause that would be the worst.

Ellie, you wouldn't understand. You couldn't appreciated it's pork goodness infused with sage, salt and other spices, you never knew what it was like to wake up on Saturday or Sunday morning to the smell of bacon, Jimmy Dean sausage and milk gravy and biscuits.
Jewish you could but you can't.

"you never knew what it was like to wake up on Saturday or Sunday morning to the smell of bacon, Jimmy Dean sausage and milk gravy and biscuits."

Sounds like a hogattack on a plate. I wouldn't eat that slop even if I were poked in ribs. Don't bust my chops or smoke me for saying so, butt your culinary choices will someday cause high cloroinksterol.

Eat your Wholefoods(tm) $15 head of iceberg lettuce, and let me enjoy my Porkcicles.

I don't porktronize Whole Foods, Lard knows their prices are high! I almost squealed to the manager about it. But their produce sure is suwee-t.

Please stop hocking puns or y'all will be sow-ry. It just ain't kosher, peeps. Why encourage swine connoisseurs?

Life is so strange when you have diabetes
Well I've seen the high blood pressure from clogging my arteries
But I keep on tickin' like the tickin' heart do
And I've got my walin stick, gonna walk over to get some food

[chorus]
Gimme back my bacon
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I didn't get none
Ain't gonna eat no more fibre one
Gimme back my bacon

Thanks, TOT, for that sizzling post. Who egged you on?

If it ain't clog an artery or two, it ain't tasty.

Jimmy's spicy pork sausage is one of the good ones that I like.

RIP, Jimmy. I am not the biggest fan of your music but I can say I love your sausage.

What a grilling I got on that one. I feel the heat now.

These posts are sueeet.

... and may you all be locked in a rubber room together ...

Lectrician says

… and may you all be locked in a rubber room together …

That's a possibility - it'd be a play pen, huh?

Could we snort there?

You're getting sloppy, Mikey. Mr. Dean was a country singer, too. He was outstanding in his fields.

So this topic is just a pigment of my hamagination?

Wanna porkget I mentioned it? Hay, I'm just trying not to go hog wild.

Bacon your pardon but For Jimmy Dean, every day was ground hog day. I have a haunch that he always pattied his pork.

You're kind of jerky - I"m trying to be nice to ya 'cause I herd you are kinda punny, You seem to have the chops for this stuffing. I feel like you're loin to me sometimes.

Having a swill time slinging mug? Well, I'm rooting for you. Holler if you hear me. I really gotta ham it to you.
But why on fodder's day?

Gonna go teat for tat? You're in rare farm today.

The pen is mightier than the swill.

Crappy weather today, I'm so boared it's not funny. Need to get some air, just poking around reading spam will give me a pot belly.

Well. Liz, why not grunt it out? It's snout exactly the end of the world.

Your cuts are cold Mikey! But I won't rootiment on s-assuaging you - what a lot of baloney!

But rye slam the salami. Liz? Any way you slice it, you're being a turkey on this issue and I don't relish a tomato who can't cut the mustard when she's on a roll.
I cotto go now. There's no free lunch and I can't loaf anymore.

So you're chickening out after roasting me, eh? Lettuce see what you're made of Mikey! Don't be a boar- head over to your keyboard, cut out the filler and show us the real meat, please. Anyway you slice it, you're toast.

My puns are the wurst of the wurst...

Ya'll are awesome!

Mikey can be a deli ght. I konda ment to pull his leg, but he went on the lamb and won't step up to the counter.

I'll try to play ketchup. I don't want to get be--Heinz or they might Hunt's me down.
I'm game. I can bear it. After all, this might become a Kodiak moment.
I sure don't want to stew in my own juice and I don't want to polarize anyone. That would be grizzly and cheesy and definitely not kosher. Lard knows this ham doesn't want to get canned, honey.

Mayo weigh in on this? Ya'll seem to have a beef with each other, and it's kinda cheezy.

Aww, I just relish cutting up, I didn't mean to put him in a pickle. Don't be sour, it's been dill lightful!

These pickle posts are cool as a cucumber and cuke as a button. Sweet, too.