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Hulk Hogan sitting pretty again


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2010 Jan 27, 10:12am   1,347 views  10 comments

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Hogan 'ecstatic' over toilet seat triumph

Sunday, January 24 2010, 10:46am EST

 

Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge

reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet

seat.

The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda

Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home

including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings.

Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden

antique toilet seat from the guest house".

 

*** Get a load of this. Looks like Hulk will be sitting pretty now. And that's the straight poop.

He's on a roll. Johnny on the spot. On the move. Who says he doesn't know squat?

I'm glad this story didn't fall through the cracks, although it is a bit cheeky, but let's face it, all things must pass. Hulk got dumped and his career got canned but he is still duty bound after being wiped out.  He hit bottom,  got bummed and tanked.

Great Scott, I hope his ex wife finds her next Prince Charmin to make her moony and bowl her over.

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1   elliemae   2010 Jan 27, 10:15pm  

If it doesn't have a hole - it's not a lifesaver. Thanks for inviting me to the potty, thought I'd drop in. I was running by...

2   mikey   2010 Jan 27, 11:59pm  

Thanks for running over and logging a post. I'd write more but I'm no stoolie.

3   mikey   2010 Jan 28, 6:49am  

More punsters? Now I'm really throne off by this thunder mugging. Or is this just a stall tactic, to pile it on?

4   Done!   2010 Jan 28, 9:18am  

He got very emotional, and the judge told him to compose him self.
He said "It's my potty and I'll cry if want to, cry if I want to, you would cry to if it happened to you."
But in the end all of his Hulkster maniacs sided with him.

There had to be a few times in the trail, someone or several people were like "Ewew, Don't break the seal, we can see it, O.K.... O.K! it's exhibit "A" now put it away." The jury sitting there with their folder binders beside the face on the side Hulk Hogan was sitting trying not to make eye contact, with him. Trying to change the subject, "So how many years did Speedy get?"

5   mikey   2010 Jan 28, 10:44am  

It looks like this topic caused a Whipple effect, at least from where I sit.

6   knewbetter   2010 Jan 28, 10:37pm  

mikey says

It looks like this topic caused a Whipple effect, at least from where I sit.

I think you've sqeezed all you can out of this one.

7   elliemae   2010 Jan 28, 11:25pm  

It started as you & me, Mikey. Now there's a splinter group. I am glued to my seat, waiting for responses. I'm bowled over by the interest.

I'm also flushed with excitement at where this will go next. I am hoping that piles of people will continue this thread, that no one will sewer otherwise cause ripple effects. Pipe up, y'all. You're charmin the crap right outta me...

8   mikey   2010 Jan 29, 12:23am  

Looks like everyone has decided to scat. Chute. I'm plunb exasperated from going with the flow. This is a classic in the making. No loafers here. And nobody fudged. They never do in a pinch. They always make quite a splash.
I'd like to post more but I have to feed the fish, then make a trip to the dump. Then I'm taking a steamer up the creek with a few Army grunts who are planning to to get ahead.

9   elliemae   2010 Jan 31, 10:56am  

Sorry so long, had to drop the kids off at the pool and I'm wiped out. It's okay to remain seated, don't get up.

It wooden make a difference to me if my ex had taken the toilet seat, he fudged the numbers in our divorce and paid the price for it. His mind was always in the gutter. It seems to me that Hulk could buy another toilet seat, he didn't need to be such a party pooper.

10   mikey   2010 Jan 31, 11:38am  

Could his lawyer sewer again? I doubt it. Hogan must be drained by now so why take the plunge? I think the Hulkster needs to think outside the bun to avoid being the taco the town. Sorry to vent. I'll shut my trap now.

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