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ALEXA! SEND REV. HAGGARD BEZOS DICK PICS!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

ALEXA! MAKE REV HAGGARD FUCK BEZOS!

Pay-Per view ratings bonanza right there. Bezos would instantly triple his $160B.

Until nature invents a fungus that feeds on it, and starts spreading everywhere.
And then we're fucked.

Alexa making slurpy orgasm noise + Fleshlight = Amazon Flash Sale Bonanza! Bezos makes Gates his water boy!

those naughty children.

Vibrators and FleshLights with built in Alexa and celebrity moans! The next Bezos brainstorm!

"FleshLight Alexa, give me Lauren Sanchez with her mouth ratcheted open and a quart of transmission fluid! Give me Lauren chortling at Bezos' pathetic manhood!"

ALEXA! WHICH BATHROOM IS LARRY CRAIG JERKING OFF IN?

"Alexa! Are bodily fluid damages included in your warranty?"

Cool and fast, but the audio blows on that video even though they tell you to turn it up. Like big time blows.

Michelle Obama was the tranny White House gateway drug! Open the floodgates!

Of course with Shrubby Bush, his dad and the 'rent boys' in the White House, and the Obamas, bum blasters in the White House for the cynical delight of the Globalists is becoming de rigueur.

I don't see the point, like with most racing.
I bet there are even regulations what you are allowed and not allowed to do and use.
I don't understand the allure of watching machines that were built to the same specs competing.

jazz_music says

1 gal per second fuel

I mean, fuck AGW, right?

Latter day version of an Olds Super 88, the 98 engine in the 88 body!

+ $1 trillion budget deficit.
And that's nothing. Just wait for the next recession.

Yay alright! Wooo Hooo! (Whistling)SWSWSWSWSWSWSWSWSWS!
I knew that resisting would pay off! Keep it up guys, what else can we champion America falling flat on its face?
And make sure our Demcorat elected leaders do everything in their powers to make that a reality.

Now I'm not making any promises, but the word is, Obama has a couple lower district courts stacked full of people that hates that son of a bitch as well.
They are on stand by to make damn sure Trump doesn't succeed and America fails and falls flat on its face.


Whooo Hoooo Socialism Communism Here we come, I can smell the Pachouli and Feet now!

I thought the trade deficit wasn’t a problem for Libfucks?
So confused.
Is Trump ruining trade or not?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

What’s more, Trump’s $1.5 trillion tax cut enacted in late 2017 served to further fuel the deficit. The government had to borrow to pay for the cut, and some of those dollars came from foreign investors.

WHY! DO! YOU! HATE! SUCCESS AND BUSINESS ACUMEN OF OUR ORANGE PLENIPOTENTIARY??? YOU ARE PRACTICALLY TALIBAN BIN LADEN!

I wonder why our FREE (from any intellect) press harp at t-RUMP about irrelevant and stupid stuff like Russian collusion or pussytalk and not about things that are real, such as budget deficit and trade deficit.

Elgatouno says

Good question, my guess is that they are all about what generates revenue.

That's a nice or positive way of thinking. My best guess is that either journalists are terminally stupid, or they have completely turned into corporate presstitutes. Bashing Trump is good since he is not one of DC crowd, but one should not touch any issue of importance because people may come to think that putting wars on credit card is not a good idea...or something like that.

At 1 gallon per second wouldn't a rocket engine be more effective.

Spoilers dammit, I'm waiting for the book before going on from Season 3.

But yeah, I guessed Ned's sister was Jon's mother long ago.

Species disappearing at a higher-than-average rate? definitely. fluctuations in weather patterns? yes. caused by humans? not entirely but almost certainly mostly!

destroying most life on earth? not even close. human extinction? nope. threatening current overshoot human population levels? too right. absolutely. already underway. going to ramp up. especially in places where the Overshoot is unchecked. in places where the Overshoot has been solved (stable/ZPG): life likely not to change markedly.

Current 7+B population levels - too high as the footprint per ape is growing. Either we control our-self in equitable way or let nature do it.

Like Y2K, it is a money making opportunity from public gullibility.

These are very low scale assertions. None of these things happened, at most, they were just thought about.

HeadSet says

These are very low scale assertions. None of these things happened, at most, they were just thought about.

Yeah seriously.

The president of the united states "could" exert influence on law enforcement. Sure could. But did he?

Not according to Muellar.

Who the fuck cares. The god damn horse is dead. Keep beating it all you want, it's not any more deader.

I'm sure there's a way, but it sure as shit looks like no legal action can or will be taken. At what point do people move on with their lives over one person? Jesus.

WookieMan says

At what point do people move on with their lives over one person?

If they don't have lives, they don't move on. Someone made the point that conservatives have lives, people on the left don't, politics is their life.

Hey Liberals.

Mueller time is over.

Time to pay the BARR Tab.

The autistic screeching from the Left is particularly shrill today.

ThreeBays says

I don't think that is true. Attempting and failing to commit a crime, is still a crime.

Fact free statement as it compares to trump.

Knowing what you know about trump, do you think his subordinates control him? Lolz.

As per the report, entire Team Trump was transparent and easy to work with. Trump never used his executive privilege. There is also no underlying crime.

Whatever conversations Trump had to understand the scope of his personal options is irrelevant. The mueller report "legal theories" on obstruction were rejected by barr.

None of this is surprising if you've paid attanetion to this situation.

CBOEtrader says

The mueller report "legal theories" on obstruction were rejected by barr.

As they were rejected by Rosenstein and many other legal experts. Mueller’s conjectures on how a few Trump tweets could be construed as obstruction of an investigation (into a non-crime) are amateurish reaching for something to justify his investigation. When the prosecutor comes up with nothing after this long, he’s embarrassed.

Booger says

Actually it republicans that don't accept Mueller's findings. Although by now, all the lying is no big surprise.