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"Achieving orgasm through masturbation provides a rush of feel-good hormones (such as dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin) and can re-balance our levels of cortisol (a stress-inducing hormone). This helps our immune system function at a higher level."

Then why won't they allow it on BART?

Ceffer says

Then why won't they allow it on BART?

Who said they don't?

Ceffer says

Then why won't they allow it on BART?

Call it MART?

I don't know the viscosity of semen, but maybe they could use it to lube the wheel bearings?

The_Weeping_Ayatollah says

Ceffer says

Then why won't they allow it on BART?

Who said they don't?

Good point. The decay of civilization has finally greeted it.

Sorry... church and religion are gay. Not much else to discuss. Not one religion has anything to offer me or anyone besides great fiction and historic literature.

WookieMan says

Sorry... church and religion are gay. Not much else to discuss. Not one religion has anything to offer me or anyone besides great fiction and historic literature.

Religion is only anti gay thing left. Otherwise CA would be one giant lgbt ass state with no morals.

Religion is the last remnant of morality of our culture.

That sounds like CA high school leftist propaganda that encourages kids to masturbate.

Fortwaynemobile says

Religion is the last remnant of morality of our culture.

The Catholic Church???? Actual gay pedophilia....

I have no problem with actual religious morals, especially western religions. But they simply don't practice what they preach. There are actual gays running most churches and I think you know it. I don't care really, but they should lose their tax exempt status, at least catholics for raping small boys for decades and essentially generations.

WookieMan says

Fortwaynemobile says

Religion is the last remnant of morality of our culture.

The Catholic Church???? Actual gay pedophilia....

I have no problem with actual religious morals, especially western religions. But they simply don't practice what they preach. There are actual gays running most churches and I think you know it. I don't care really, but they should lose their tax exempt status, at least catholics for raping small boys for decades and essentially generations.

I haven’t seen that shit here. Church isn’t supposed to include gays. But some idiot fucks do and destroy the church in the process, those fucking pedos.

"Biden as a political opponent" route would work for them with impeachment.

+1000.

https://www.lenscrafters.com/
get ahead of the game...

Flavius says

How masturbation affects your brain...

Masturbation boosts your immune system and raises your white blood cell count.

Masturbation can ease and prevent pain, which allows you to achieve the restful sleep that helps your immune system stay strong and healthy.

Masturbation promotes a high-functioning immune system; a healthy immune system prevents cold and flu.

VINCENT says

His name is still in the ballots. And many of those were already mailed in.

This is true. How many people do the mail in thing though? There can be manipulation at physical voting machines, but I just prefer to go in person and generally believe that my vote was handled and counted. I guess I'd do it if I was going to be out of town.

And if you're (not you Vincent, speaking in general) a Sanders fan, I'm 99% sure it will get stolen. I could be wrong, but I cannot fathom how Bernie could even win a state like my own, IL. We're heavy blue most times, but have elected Republican governors. The collar counties outside of Cook (Chicago) are generally purple with a mix of D and R politicians for both state and fed houses. He'd probably win it by the thinnest margins, but I wouldn't be shocked if Trump took IL if Bernie is the nominee.

NoCoupForYou says

The Indian and Malay Muslims in Singapore are strict about their demands,

That's exactly the point, it's never a two way street for Muslims. It's always one way, Islam. This is an example of how when the Muslim population is very low, maybe 1%, they'll be seen as colorful and harmless, as the give and take in the video at about 4:42 reinforce. But as the percentage grows, the Muslim side is always going to demand dominance and refuse to integrate into the host's beliefs even in such every day activities as eating and dress.

WookieMan says

How many people do the mail in thing though?

More and more all the time. It's a key part of the vote harvesting strategy. Plus, it means nobody can verify who is actually voting. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to go to vote and be told you can't because you're an illegal alien; however, if a mailer comes right to your door you can confidently go ahead.

jazz_music says

Oligarchs at the top never gamble or risk any money.

Serious question. At what level does one become an oligarch financially? As a gross number, I'd guess oligarchs risk vast sums of money constantly. As a percentage, if lost, it probably wouldn't hurt them too much versus your average joe.

Numbers (money) wise, what would you consider an oligarch?

AOC and an "intellectual argument" are incompatible. Perhaps "AOC and delusional stupidity" or "AOC and lack of any common sense or knowledge" would be better.

What recession? What a great day for stock to shake this CV bs FUD and close at highs. The economy is still booming!

jazz_music says

WookieMan says

Serious question.

If you are asking my opinion you can’t be very serious about it.

Various games are being played.

The main game is hollowing out governments by exploiting corruption and capturing as much of the tax money as possible while paying the least. Obviously soon the governments lose discretionary ability and power as families start towering above them.

People have been so easy to fool and distract and persuade that the only tools they have are useless and even evil.

you are operating under assumption that government is ran by nice wonderful people who are looking out for you and America. That's where you are wrong. Bunch of selfish assholes who steal our money through taxation, use it to buy votes, give rest over to their friends with benefits. That's reality of the system. Your views on government are childish and gullible.

I masturbate daily at the urinal

jazz_music says

FortWayneIndiana says

government is ran by nice wonderful people who are looking out for

the ones that they fear.

Somebody got Reagan to unleash the Powell Memorandum on the people. Everyone now lacking fixed retirement benefits now thinks they can be like the oligarchs if they work hard and refrain from pleasures.

ARBEIT MACHT FREI ... LOL and all the control gone to the bankers who pay the enforcers.

Reagan didn't get rid of pensions. They were unsustainable and went away, because of all the bankruptcies all over the place. They were designed for economy where US is the only world manufacturer and world is bombed to shit. World caught on, globalization killed American wages. You want pensions? Better support protecting American workers, by not bringing in foreign cheap labor. But you want to support cheap overseas labor, yet somehow expect your wages to remain. This is simply impossible. This is why in business circles people think left has no fucking clue about life.

Fortwaynemobile says

That sounds like CA high school leftist propaganda that encourages kids to masturbate.

Does anyone really need to be coached on how to jerk off?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Ladies, the reason it is called THE! SANCTIFYING! BALM! is because a thrice daily dose is the key to IMMORTALITY!

No doubt about it.

Any moment now.

As of today, the W5000 is up about 42% since November 2016, not bad.

She's not a criminal. She just uses the family name and connections to make legal money.


When are they gonna indict Hunter?

Hey, when you have multiple houses and multiple jets, it is hard to keep them straight.

Getting senile.

The door was open, and he took according to his needs.

OccasionalCortex says

Answer the question: Where the fuck are these prosecutions?

jazz_music says

No

And have a nice day

Like me

So you get called out on a claim you made and now just turtle? Typical.

Onvacation says

Damn hidden/covered buttons.... Always liked the boob stretch button up where you can see "inside."

The OP is a lie.

Noone predicted she would be indicted, not even the hand selected anti-trumpers interviewed in the article.

jazz_music says

ivanka indicted fraud

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ivanka+indicted+fraud&t=iphone&ia=web

Bullet proof argument jazz.

In other duck duck search news :

Hillary Clinton lizard person

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hillary+clinton+lizard+person&t=h_&ia=web

The accusations are too numerous

jazz_music says

CBOEtrader says

The OP is a lie

And the lie is what?

Noone predicted indictments coming.

jazz_music says

Here’s another interesting read

https://patriotsnews.com/ivanka-trump-faces-indictment-for-fraud-influence-peddling-veterans-today/

Interesting? More like fake news that even Facebook doesn’t allow anymore.

Shaman says

jazz_music says

Here’s another interesting read

https://patriotsnews.com/ivanka-trump-faces-indictment-for-fraud-influence-peddling-veterans-today/

Interesting? More like fake news that even Facebook doesn’t allow anymore.

Theres nothing in this link but a forwarding link to another vacuous internet "article", with claims such as "it is alleged" without even adding the standard "by anonymous sources close to..." . It literally just says "it is alleged"... AND it still doesnt vibe w the OP. Just says it is alleged that she did XYZ.

Not even the fake news is claiming she is facing indictment.

So now jazz is posting OP's that arent even supported by their unsourced article content. Amazing work, homie. Never change I guess

jazz_music says

CBOEtrader says

the fake news is claiming she is facing indictment.

Trump has control of the fake news. Trump is the fake news.

Noone predicted an indictment. Period.

He’s like that older parent who reads a banner ad on the internet and thinks it’s all true! Then sends you an email all about it!

Flavius says

Trump’s despotism is the clear and intended result that white evangelicals, Christian nationalists and white supremacists desire for America.

Off the hook TDS!