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I showed my coworker the Scarface Toilet paper meme. He said he don't get the panic over Toilet Paper.
He says "What's wrong with Curb Stomping shit down the shower drain?"

I'm still laughing from the visual.

Yes. Sometimes it takes a disease to cure a disease.

Ronald Reagan was the first American Hero to rob the Social Security Trust and get away with it. MAGA!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Has To Sue Coronavirus Victims Who Die

This is fighting a parasite with a parasite. Often highly effective.

The CDC is a private company like Planned Parenthoodlums.

They sell Vaccines and Fear, and it's a conflict of interest that they are an authority in times like these.
Trump would do well to appoint a Surgeon General that has his research team to investigate these pathogens.
Then after their findings, the CDC can contract to provide the Vax for it. Which is what their role was meant to be.
Somehow along the way, they became like all of these other private firms operating at an official capacity, without anyone voting for them to do so.

CDC just published a progress report on Covid-19: "We're going to die! We're all going to fucking die RIGHT NOW!" Screaming, click, dial tone.

Everything on the board is a fact, no matter how much lefties and technocrats want this to be the Black Plague, it just isn't.

NoCoupForYou says

Everything on the board is a fact, no matter how much lefties and technocrats want this to be the Black Plague, it just isn't.

It's not even political. It's 100% fact. It's not alt right or left Jazz. Can you explain?

These are actual virus' that happened. They likely hurt Dems and Obama. They had nothing to do with it. I think that's kind of the point of the post. You can hate Trump until you shit blood, but Corona virus isn't on him. The response has been handled well as far as I can tell for a flu bug that kills smokers.

Translation from Media Hype: Somebody at a cafe got a version of the Common Cold and the cafe shut down!

jazz_music says

WookieMan says

Jazz. Can you explain?

Reuters fact checking blew this one up

So these weren't virus' that existed in those years?

The board itself mentions elections, but that's neither right or left. Explain how it's alt right in your mind, because I don't know anyone/where else stating that.

I wish I was Joe Pesci right now.

I'd visit CNN, the Atlantic, MNSBC, CBS, and be like

"Listen you fucks. I want you to stop this shit! You put my money to sleep with your bullshit. Go wake up my money you fuck you, wake it UP!"

Most the West Coast has been exposed to this is my guess for close to a month and maybe longer. It's generally the stepping stone to get into the US from China. Likely many other areas have had it for a while given the mild to non-existent symptoms in healthy people and the potential for 21 day contamination from 1 individual.

No link, but just saw Biden is cancelling rallies because of Corona. Ya think that's the real reason?

WookieMan says

No link, but just saw Biden is cancelling rallies because of Corona. Ya think that's the real reason?

Just now the DNC and CNN decided to have "Sit Down" debates. It's not Bernie that wants it.

https://patrick.net/post/1330698/2020-03-10-dnc-announces-sitting-debates

How many women have to choke to death on Sanctifying Balm before you cease this mad campaign?

Have the homeless pelt the cafe with feces and used needles until the horrific virus is vanquished!

Crook who knows how to abuse the court system.

He knocked up Coronavirus, too?

Must have got it from the McD racoon.

Once in a lifetime opportunity, suck now or be priced out forever.

Last time Schumer was an actual physical threat to anyone was when he was crushing toes on his tricycle.

www.youtube.com/embed/uo7HB-slsm4

NoCoupForYou says

www.youtube.com/embed/uo7HB-slsm4

I gotta download this before the YouTube taste police delete it.

OccasionalCortex says

www.youtube.com/embed/CsF6ezLOMC4

I entitle this video “Faces of Stupid”.

Btw, local grocery stores literally have everything.

Is there such thing as quadroon viruses that can read teleprompters? Affirmative Action for Covid-19!

Anyone ever think this mass hysteria causes more people to die than the actual virus? I’m kind of in that mindset now. Basically supply chain disruptions and shortages of shit have already likely killed 50 people and probably more in the US. No way to track it, but I haven’t seen such stupidity in my life.