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81268   Heraclitusstudent   2017 Feb 21, 6:05pm  

Strategist says

Might cut down the rate of rapes, as desperate men will have an alternative.

Imagine Syrian refugees plugged in 10 hours a day - and hating us for it...

81269   Strategist   2017 Feb 21, 6:06pm  

Heraclitusstudent says

Rashomon says

I'd hazard a guess and say no chance.

Factor in VR.

Ha ha. Imagine a dozen hot female celebrities, all begging to get fucked, and you are the only male in the room.

81270   MrEd   2017 Feb 21, 6:08pm  

Why not? They haven't minded up to now.
Dan8267 says

Can't they rename her to Markie 1? I don't want to tell my parents I'm dating someone named Mark.

81271   MrEd   2017 Feb 21, 6:11pm  

You should be an early adopter or even a prototype testor. This will save you decades of suffering aids ridden oozing pus sores.
Rin says

Realize, when sex robots go mainstream, I'll be the among the early adopters, since I'd stopped dating, nearly 6 years ago, to only poke hoes.

81272   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2017 Feb 21, 6:25pm  

is that a human mouth or a fish mouth? made in China?

81274   marcus   2017 Feb 22, 6:23am  

Well, he did become President by trolling the country. I want one.

http://mashable.com/2017/02/22/trump-troll-doll-nsfw-kickstarter/#tYXvydI23kqk

81275   CBOEtrader   2017 Feb 22, 7:15am  

joeyjojojunior says

it

There's the hacking done by multiple hackers... then there's the leaks. The "IT" that they AGREE on is that 1 of the many hacks came from a russian source.

No one AGREES that the leaks came from russia. Wikileaks has never lied and says it was not russia.

joeyjojojunior says

You win.

I'm glad you are starting to think logically.

81276   Strategist   2017 Feb 22, 8:29am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Iran has banned 18-year-old chess grandmaster Dorsa Derakhshani from competing for the national chess team for not wearing a hijab obligatory dress for women under Iranian law

Thank You, Dorsa. The Islamic world needs people like you, and not the fanatical Mullahs.
Next time wear a bikini.

81277   Patrick   2017 Feb 22, 9:02am  

Smart, hot, and willing to defy Islamic fanatics?

Bring her to America!

81278   Strategist   2017 Feb 22, 9:09am  

If Trump deported all the Mullahs, and replaced them with people like Dorsa, he would not get accused of being a racist.

81279   indigenous   2017 Feb 22, 9:10am  

Does this hottie look familiar?

Sarah Shahi

81280   ger   2017 Feb 22, 11:14am  

to the lester holt and his famely another cbs anchor otis livingston was looking for the serios problems against lester holts life callin him ugly man, black jew, unprofesional and weak in business. otis livingston is crime.

81281   MAGA   2017 Feb 22, 2:25pm  

What if you are female and not a Muslim? Do you still need to wear that crap?

I was on campus (UTSA) earlier today. As I was working on some homework, a female walked past me in a full burka. A few minutes later a young co-ed passed by me wearing her Daisy Dukes. Nice.........

81282   Patrick   2017 Feb 22, 2:32pm  

jvolstad says

What if you are female and not a Muslim? Do you still need to wear that crap?

In Iran and Saudi Arabia, yes.

81283   lostand confused   2017 Feb 22, 4:45pm  

A hot female chess player???? I thought all chess players looked like this

81284   curious2   2017 Feb 22, 6:09pm  

jvolstad says

a female walked past me in a full burka.

Are you sure the burka contained a female, rather than an Al Qaeda leader?

81285   MrEd   2017 Feb 22, 6:24pm  

What if all iranian girls look like dorsal and the hijab is intended to bogart that monopoly for the mullahs?

81286   Blurtman   2017 Feb 22, 6:48pm  

Seattle is trying to do the same thing, ostensibly to help students of color. Why not students of science and engineering?

http://mynorthwest.com/551852/soda-tax-proposed-for-city-of-seattle/

81287   Tenpoundbass   2017 Feb 22, 6:55pm  

That's why primarily I drink water, and unsweetened coffee or tea.
I drink maybe one soda a year, and I feel like crap everytime. Excep for those throwbacks with real cane sugar.

81288   Booger   2017 Feb 22, 7:12pm  

I bet the sales of soda at grocery stores just outside the city has skyrocketed

81289   Booger   2017 Feb 22, 7:14pm  

If she really wanted to make a statement, she would have gone naked.

81290   Strategist   2017 Feb 22, 7:52pm  

Booger says

If she really wanted to make a statement, she would have gone naked.

All you had to do was ask.

Nude Protest at In't Women's Day in Paris by Iranian and Arab ...
https://www.mycelebrityandi.com/nude-protest-at-int-womens-day-in-paris-by-iranian...
Maryam Namazie who is an Iranian political activist, campaigner and Spokesperson for Fitnah – Movement for Women's Liberation participated in the nude ...

81291   Strategist   2017 Feb 22, 7:53pm  

Nude Protest at In't Women's Day in Paris by Iranian and Arab ... - Scribd
https://www.scribd.com/.../Nude-Protest-at-In-t-Women-s-Day-in-Paris-by-Iranian-an...
Nude Protest at In't Women's Day in Paris by Iranian and Arab FemalesDefending ... Maryam 6ama3ie who is an Iranian political acti&ist, campaigner and ...

81292   MAGA   2017 Feb 22, 7:58pm  

lostand confused says

I thought all chess players looked like this

I like nerd girls.

81293   Patrick   2017 Feb 23, 4:18pm  

Thank you for using the Thunderdome Service, sir!

81294   zzyzzx   2017 Feb 23, 6:07pm  

rando says

Thank you for using the Thunderdome Service, sir!

I've thought about starting all my threads with Thunderdome.

81295   Ceffer   2017 Feb 23, 7:54pm  

When he starts waving his micro penis around instead of his tiny girly man hands, you will know the breaking point is nigh!

81296   Ceffer   2017 Feb 23, 8:03pm  

Trump is allowed to wear his wedding dress around Putin, but no underwear.

Putin likes the odor of crinoline while humping.

81297   Patrick   2017 Feb 23, 9:01pm  

zzyzzx says

I've thought about starting all my threads with Thunderdome.

You can if you want.

81298   indigenous   2017 Feb 23, 11:42pm  

You would suck Keynes' dick.

You are a blithering idiot, if you were not a landlord you wold be living on the streets.

I explained all of this to you over and over and over and over again and you still do not get it, you are a fucking moron.

Good Night Barney Fife.

81299   Ceffer   2017 Feb 24, 2:23am  

Yeah, but BAD girls can be so doggone GOOD!

81300   carrieon   2017 Feb 24, 6:13am  

Notice how Trump's head is placed directly under the M on TIME, symbolizing the devil. Time often does this to anyone they hate.

81301   zzyzzx   2017 Feb 24, 6:16am  

Employees had done cocaine in the bathrooms during company retreats.

81302   FortWayne   2017 Feb 24, 7:15am  

When Obama was elected, liberal media was celebrating him every day.

When Trump got elected, liberal media has been bashing him every minute of every day.

81303   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Feb 24, 7:40am  

FortWayne says

When Obama was elected...

When Trump got elected...

Either everybody's out to get Trump for some arbitrary reason, or there's a good reason for it. I'm going with number 2. Trump wants you to believe it is because the media are controlled by corporate interests who are out to screw real Americans and he is a super hero sent to help all Americans.

81304   anonymous   2017 Feb 24, 9:43am  

That leaves a possible 46% of mental midgets still drunk on camel cum, rationalizing him and his merry band of fuckwit losers attempt to install their brand of sharia on this once great nation

81305   fdhfoiehfeoi   2017 Feb 24, 9:59am  

Just when I thought iSquawk was starting to come around and make some sense...

SQAWK, Keynes is my gay lover.

QUACK, I'm the catcher.

81306   hanera   2017 Feb 24, 10:32am  

NuttBoxer says

I assume you're aware of diversification.

Diversification wasn't the reason cited in OP and from discussion.

81307   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Feb 24, 10:59am  

Blurtman says

coprophiliac

I just learned a new word today. At first I thought you made up a word for goatfucker, which I figured should be copuphiliac. But, lo and behold, coprophiliac means: Noun. coprophiliac (plural coprophiliacs) someone with a marked interest in excrement, especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.

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