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Cruiser,
That's freakin hilarious! Actually, being a southern guy, I'm hoping the sentiments I hear from most people remain. Again- the 2 big fears and "awful" things that people not familiar with the region always mention is:
" it gets humid in the summer there... and Mr Evil Evangelical christian man is gonna knock on my door and DEMAND they convert.. or ELSE!
Actually, I've thought about encouraging this kind of mentality. Yes- it's terrible there! Trust me, I'm from the region, and I would NEVER go back, heaven forbid!

skibum,

You mean there aren't swarms of well moneyed clients for Merrill Lynch rookies to cold call? Uh huh, thought not! Besides the report goes on to say that part of the appeal of the BA is "unparelleled access to wealth managers"?

Huh?

Most affluent people avoid "wealth managers" like the plague! Seriously. Guys of my "ilk" are viewed as a necessary evil at best. Besides, even nickel dime "players" think they rate a Wall Street firm.

"panhandled by crack fiends"

LOL! Really? Panhandled?

In Portland it's more like extortion. Give me 5$ or I'll get on the MAX and sit right next to you!

One time my buddy and I were getting lunch at SW 5th and Yamhill (panhandler central) and there was this kid that had a cardboard sign that read:

I'm ugly, nobody likes me and I need a beer!

Frankie gave the guy a dollar and the kid pipes up and says "A dollar won't buy me a beer"! Frankie says, "Well I know but I appreciate your honesty"!

But I do see the psychology of many here is rather short-term. It seems like the psychology you all seem to criticize so loudly in the real estate markets, but take toward commodities. Best to think again.

actually, i've been meaning to ask about that...

I can't stand panhandlers, especially healthy looking kids that are doing it just to be cool. I recall one time seeing these kids sitting in Berkeley. They seriously dressed better than I did. One of them asks me for some money. I told him I thought I'd better start panhandling myself if it gets you nice clothes like he had on.
The crazy ones just freak me out. People that panhandle around here assume that everyone that isn't begging is simply loaded and OWES them something.
The worst instance was when I drove to Vegas by myself. I got to a gas station and this woman walks up, asks me for a quarter. I seriously didn't have a quarter so I told her, sorry, but I didn't have anything one me. She asks again. Being 3AM and I very tired, I told her that perhaps she hadn't heard me: I DID NOT HAVE ANY CHANGE. She starts cursing like I've never seen a woman curse- then tells me what a dirty mexican I am. WTF?! Mexican? I'm a little tan because I'm part native Am, but Mexican? that was a new one.

willywhopper2 Says:

> I suggest a quick tour of ‘The Vault’ website for
> salaries at consulting/finance/Law firms. I get
> from there that MBA’s from top schools only
> make $50-60 starting in NYC and considerably
> less if not cream of the crop.

It sounds like "The Vault" has not been updated in 20+ years since I have not heard of someone with a MBA from a top school getting paid under $60K since the mid 80's. Today in NY & SF bigger firms pay low level admin. people more than $60K...

WW2,

LOL! Know the feeling. So many of my Portland native friends act embarassed when I get equally rude with panhandlers. With me it's not so much the 50 cents or the dollar or even the damn principal of it. It's my TIME! This means I have to stop, juggle what ever it is in my hands, play "pocket pool" then haggle over how you think it's not enough and all of this on the way to seeing a client that doesn't even care about me (or my now mentally agitated state) let alone some punk that does it for kicks. And your right, it seems to be some kind of "right of passage" for Portland teens which means there is always a fresh batch to deal with. Portlanders are such wimps.

newsfreak,

It has gotten so bad at times in Portland that restaruants "soak down" the sidewalks outside their establishment before the dinner rush to keep panhandlers from "roosting" outside. Most of the "pros" work the I-5 Corridor (depending on the weather) and Portland built a reputation as being "bum friendly". Great.........

On "dumpster diving"

Given how much identity theft has taken place I have to wonder if they are looking for half eaten twinkies or SS#'s though?

cruiser,

Interesting post - a few good points sprinkled among a lot of sarcasm and a good dose of trollish baiting. I'll bite, though.

There's no need to "convince" people here to not move to the midwest. In terms of cities with future prospects there, probably the Twin Cities (horrible weather, though), and Chicago are about it. All other things being equal, why would anyone in their right mind want to move to a place with poor job opportunities, a depressed economy, deathly cold winters, etc etc? It's no coincidence that yesterday's homebuilder sentiment report had the most dismal regional showing in, you guessed it, the midwest. I can understand moving for family reasons, maybe job transfer (if it ever happens in that direction anymore), but not by choice. The vast majority on this board are talking about TX, the Southeast, or the Rockies as possible alternatives, all places with lots of positives to merit consideration.

People around here actuallly believe in a Christian God and teach their kids to do so as well. Terrible! Primitive!

Why is that necessarily such a good thing?

As far as Randy’s trashing of commodities bulls, well, I don’t really care, as he’s nothing greater than an amateur econonmist. My portfolio says otherwise.

Typical troll-speak, with the "my balls are bigger than yours" attititude. You'd fit in on Craigslist pretty well.

I will say, though, that I agree with you 100% about the short-sightedness of many on this board. Yes, commodities, like every other asset class, should probably be taken as a long-term investment strategy, yes, the crash of the housing bubble will play out over years, not months, and yes, it can get boring to watch in slo-mo.

For any region to thrive it has to be inclusive. That is what used to be great about the US, everyone for better or worst did roughly the same thing. Yes there were always the rich, who took vacations by the lake and went out on their 70ft yacht. But the middle class went to the lake also and went out on their motorboat.

the BA is anything but inclusive, it is exclusive and it turns my stomach.

Religion seems to be a popular topic on the forum this week. Let's say for a minute that suddenly, Porky Pig was a god. There were hordes of people who thought Porky was the best thing out there, and wanted to tell everyone about how terrific he is.
If Porky fanatics came to your home and told you that they were hoping you'd convert to Porkyism, would it distress you or make you change your mind?
I imagine that most people are fairly intelligent, and I see religious issues as somewhat of an annoyance rather than a hinderance to daily living. We believe in what we believe, and that's about it.

I imagine that most people are fairly intelligent, and I see religious issues as somewhat of an annoyance rather than a hinderance to daily living. We believe in what we believe, and that’s about it.

True, except the most people are fairly intelligent part.

Fine to believe in what we believe, but spare the proselytizing, and spare the holier-than-thou crap. (not referring to you, ww2)

newsfreak Says:

After a certain size, I get the picture.

Heck, why not walk around with a life-sized cross slung to your back. Might get the point across better. But if it's gold plated, you might need a HELOC to buy it.

newsfreak, you have made much progress, I feel your anger, I'm your Father, let the dark side flow.

Why do you hate Amerika? Perhaps you and pinko HARM should get together and charter a plane back to Russia.

Surfer X,

You know you bring up a good point. I'm not sure where we reached that fork in the road but I don't believe there is any turning back. Obviously it's not just the "lake" but where we dine, live, clubs, golf you name it. Once in a while I'll suggest we golf at (God forbid) a public course and all I get is the stink eye! Well wait just a damn minute here! When did we all become golf snobs? Let's face it, I suck at golf and I bring my own beer anyway!

DinOR, isn't golf just a ping/pong variant?

Surfer X,

Uh for me it is! I have way too much fun to take it seriously. One time (yes at a public course) I slapped a quality beer out of my friend's hand and gave him "my label" Schlitz Malt Liquor! Look out for the BULL!

Schlitz Malt Liquor! Look out for the BULL

hahahahahahahahhahaha, no that's laughing not 1.8mil/yr

DinOR i was on Kyushu, japans southern island and bought the bull out of a vending machine. I was stunned, not only did the japanese like beer so much they put it in vending machines, they displayed very good taste with the schlitz.

CNBC guest (Bob Walberg) saying hard landing. Saying homebuilder stocks could go down 40% from here.

Other than this guy, been a lot of "soft landing" talk on CNBC.

Tomorrow at 8pm eastern, Special on CNBC--Real Estate Survival Guide. Sure we'll hear a "balanced" view. Meaning half bulls and half bears. That's usually how these things go. Then you're supposed to draw your own conclusions, meaning most people will come out of the show believing what they came into it believing.

newsfreak,

You know, I'm not sure but this was a few years back during a legendary "event". If you would like you can feel free to substitute Olde English 800, Bud Ice, Hurricane Ice or similar rot gut of your choosing. One has only to imagine how much golf in Amuricka is taking place behind the confines of a gated community where men of "refinement and means" need not associate with cold call brokers of my ilk. I've heard a round at Steve Wynne's new club in Vegas runs $500. $500! That's how much I was planning on spending the whole 3 day weekend!

Cruiser,

As far as Randy’s trashing of commodities bulls, well, I don’t really care, as he’s nothing greater than an amateur econonmist. My portfolio says otherwise.

Funny you would categorize my comments as "trashing". (a) I have commodities in my portfolio, and have stated that all along. (b) I merely stated that people should never invest in things they don't understand, and very few people understand commodities markets in general, let alone specific precious metals.

If you understand the complexities of these things then I congratulate you and wish you the best of returns. Don't make the mistake of assuming others have your knowledge or skills (assuming you have such skills and aren't just lucky); invoke your Midwestern humility.

Also, stay away from commodities, like Randy says. Poor investments. Let me buy more cheap. I’ll sell them to you later, when thngs heat up and “everybody is doing it” for a lot more then. You’ll want in then, no matter what you say about being smarter-than-thou contrarians. Less exciting, but far more rewarding. Thanks.

Please reference where I stated commodities are a poor investment, in context. In fact, I believe I accounted how following a Black-Litterman factor model portfolio yields positive returns vis-a-vis commodities, but only if one ignores their emotions and invests without speculation.

A final point. Why are you so angry? All your petty parochialism just tells me you are ignorant about California. Many of us here grew up in the Midwest and have the view from both sides.

No, I rather think that you are no different than the desperate real-estate agents who are trying to scare, intimidate, insult, belittle...anything to get people to keep buying for just a bit longer. Is that your great "Gold Portfolio Strategy"? Scare folks with logic like "buy now or be priced out forever"? After all, gold "only goes up".

By the way, I am very much an amateur economist by my own definition, because I do not have a PhD in economics.

DinOR,

Thanks for your pointing out the source and intent of the "millionaires" fluff piece.

Beer from vending machines should be the LAW!

I just think it's so sad that we have been conditioned to think that having fun requires access to a HELOC! In fact, I'd have to say some of the most fun I've ever had was done w/$20 or less! We're being segregated by price. It's all around us in every way. What I see is very little "middle ground" when it comes to recreation. We have oppulence and we have dumps (and very little in between). Or is it just me that seems to notice this?

I see no reason an average person should buy an individual commodity. Unless someone is very sure of themselves and willing to speculate, it seems to me the wise play is to determine a reasonable desired commodity exposure in the portfolio (maybe 20%--more or less depending on comfort and belief), then scale in over time. Once the target is reached, the portfolio should be rebalanced on a schedule (once a year is probably fine). The commodities purchased should be diverse--one of the commodity basket ETFs seems reasonable.

>>Amazing….When will the madness end?

It does have to end. I would bet on sooner rather than later, but bubbles are bubbles because this is how they act. By definition, they overextend.

When you blow a bubble with gum, you reach a point of no return when you know that it's going to stick to your face. Once you pass that mark, you blow for broke--for the hell of it. You know it'll pop, you keep blowing for the glory of the pop.

What I'm trying to get at with the religious thing is that at least to me, relgion is very loosly based on general belief systems. Last year at a small earth day fair in town was a booth of T-shirts by this company called" little lefties", where parents could adorn their babies with unabashed advertisements for the masses, so that in the sheer hope that many people find babies adorable, would get a message hammered into their heads that the liberal side is the best side.
What a load of crap. The way I see it, that's no diffrent than a guy dragging a cross. But I deal with it. Who cares? People everywhere are going to adopt religion of some sort at some time. Hell- we could even label the anti-housing sentiment here as a religion: something we believe in and preach in the hopes things will go our way based on daily findings.
What I meant by being intelligent is that by the time someone is grown up, they more than likely have their minds made up and ain't changing it. People blathering on about how much they like or dislike something , and how you too should try it isn't a big deal to me. Why it seems to be such a big deal to others is a mystery. Sure- I probably do a lot of things that others find idiotic. Even my wife yells at me for doing things on occasion. That doesn't mean that I'm going to change them simply because you told me to. It's my choice, and I feel pretty confident that most people- even those that are bestowed the title of the unintellient are actually fairly smart. I think the diffrence is how much a person is drawn to mob mentality.

>>I believe sheep fun is illegal in the Divided States of America â„¢.

Just another example of the government controlling our lives and our livestock relations.

I don't see us as any more divided than we've ever been. There's always 5% on one side and 5% on the other side that think things are splitting in half, with the remaining 90% in the middle being cemented by frivolity such as American idol.

The way I see it, we have zealots on the left and the right who are more similar to each other than the masses. That's one side.

Then we have the masses. That's the other side. They may call themselves Dems, Reps, or Inds, but they are largely all the same. They want their TV, SUV, fast food.

I don't see how a civil war starts here. If it does, it'll be mostly a televised event with good ratings.

A lot of us who are conservative and live in CA are regularly exposed to a differnet kind of fundamentalism, one every bit as unpleasant and intrusive as Christian prostyltizing.

I'm talking about political liberalism. I have to endure anti-Republcian rants pretty much every day, from coworkers, clients, and people I encounter in casual settings. I almost always keep my mouth shut becuase I don't want to start a bitter political argument. But it is bothersome, let me tell you. It's nothing more than a form of prostelytizing.

It's funny, too, the class divisions among voters here in CA are blindingly obvious. In 2004, almost every Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker was on a rich person's car, like a BMW or Mercedes. The Bush/Cheney stickers were all on F150's and crappy, aging minivans and family sedans.

My wife's car actually got keyed -- THREE TIMES -- becuase of her Bush/Cheney bumper sticker. She also got egged twice in the weeks leading up to Election Day, 2004. There was a car seat in the back, and you'd think that people wouldn't abuse a vehicle that transports small children, but the libs vandalized it anyway.

On a related note, you should try driving around in my wife's car sometime. When we go out together on weekends, we get honked at by people who shout expletives or flip us the bird on a regular basis, at least once or twice a day. When we travel to places like West Hollywood or Santa Monica, it happens every few minutes. Serioulsy, I am not making this up or exxagerating. People will honk and make rude gestures at most every intersection!

Interestingly, my car has never been touched, and I have never been honked at, although I too have a bumper sticker. It's probably becuase I drive an SUV and keep it in immaculate condition. People instinctively know that the driver of the vehicle must be some sort of blue collar guy, and they are afraid to start something. But the libs all feel free to honk at and shout things at my wife, a mother of two small children (the kids are always in the car.)

Right-wing Republcians like me are obviously a minority in CA. But you know what? I would never think of moving away because of that. I just live with the differences and annoyances and go on about my life.

I think a lot of Californians could do the same if the circumstances were reversed. If you are a secular liberal, I'm sure you can find a way to get by in Texas. There are liberals in TX, just as there are conservatives in CA, and you won't be totally isolated. The minor cultural diffrernces, such as more public displays of religiosity, are ones that you can live with.

Finally, most people are more interested in the mundane details of day to day life than religion and politics. You can find common ground with almost everyone; even if you have poltiical differences, there are still a lot of other things that you'll share.

I wouldn't let the cultural differences stop anyone from moving to a red state.

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buffpilot,

True, true. I've never had the delusion that I would be rubbing elbows with the Heinz family I just sigh every time I see yet another drive-in movie get plowed under to make room for another grocery anchored strip mall no one asked for. It's been brought up before that it's become so hard to tell who does and doesn't have money these days. With gonzo bubble bucks there for the HELOC'n and 24/7 access to the Housing ATM Machine is it any wonder that we're not interested in "simple pleasures" any more?

My uncle, a traveling sign salesman, has been saying for 15 years that there's going to be a revolution.

"Who's going to start it?" I ask.

Well, he's talked to a lot of people in trailer parks, and they're not going to put up with disparity any longer.

ORLY

But the libs all feel free to honk at and shout things at my wife, a mother of two small children (the kids are always in the car.)

Maybe they were just your run of the mill baby haters.;)

Joe,
I 2nd the good post. I got so damned tired of all the "save tibet", save this, save that, do this, do that, and my favorite:" If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!" that I finally just made my own sticker: " Super-self-righteous bumper sticker." I didn't get any evil looks or anything because I wasn't saying anything about anyone in particular, but they knew...
And as far as secular liberals finding meccas in other states, here's the thing: Can you name a single "liberal" area that isn't overpriced? Sometimes I wonder if half of the housing problem is really thanks in part to fanatic libs who just know they can't live anywhere but "x" and when "x" gets too expensive because so many of their kind clog up the region, they start desperatly looking for other possible areas. Once these " new" areas are discovered, they are rapidly overun, overpriced, and overpopulated by like-minded individuals. That's why Austin concerns me. I already hear tons of people say " the little blue dot in the big red state" is on their radar. Austin, watch out, because here they come- save tibet stickers and all, to essnetially ruin their economy and yuppify the whole place up, as if it isn't already.
Honestly? All the crap that happened in the last election turned me off on politics in general. I'm a traditional southern guy, but I swear I'm thinking of voting 3rd party next time, even though I know these guys will probably never be taken seriously.

cruiser,
You're very good at making wrong assumptions. As a matter of fact, I consider myself republican/libertarian

Funny though, when anybody disagrees with you, out they go. Not very inclusive at all, really.

Did anyone here tell you to go away? Bring it on, I say.

Superficial stuff. Disposable people and relationships. You can screw over other people and disappear into the huge metropolis like a shadow. In smaller places, your reputation follows you around. That’s generally why we’re more honest here.

Where did you get this stuff from? It reads like a bad novel, and can you make more stereotypes?

What I can never understand is why so many self-professed followers of Jesus, who preached humility, kindness towards others, and all that good stuff, turn out to be so darned judgemental, rude, arrogant, and mean-spirited.

"Jesus, please save us from you followers."

Wow. Holy wars!

Cruiser, my objection to religion is that once someone asks their priest "What does god think about X" they usually get an answer. Over time, those answers need to be made semi-consistent, and thus you get doctrine. If Christians were able to follow the Law that Jesus gave them, they wouldn't ask such questions. But they do ask, because they want everything to be laid out for them in black and white. And so the doctrines are extended while the original Law is forgotten, and eventually there are areas where the two conflict. And like the Pharisees before them, who held their doctrines superior to the Law as Moses taught them, so do a great many Christians today base their judgments on doctrinal sophistry.

Cruiser,

Sorry for trying to engage you in an actual discussion. As for your righteous preaching: spare me. I heard enough of that crap last week between Angola, Liberty Center, Swanton and Wilmington. I'll bet I had dinner with folks who would tell you you're bound for hell for using the devil's tool known as the Internet. Have fun trying to out-jeebus one another.

I dressed up like Jeebus Christ in Clown Suit last halloween. It was great, long brown flowing hair, crown of thorns, sigmata, sacred bleeding heart on chest, and a clown suit, big shoes.

I had a bracelet that said WWTCD, "what would the clown do"?

I certainly don't agree with Cruiser's sweeping judgements directed at Randy H & others, but I must admit, this part of his rant was pretty darned funny:

I just know the preachy liberals would hate a Christian reference. They all got a different religion that’s got nothing to do with a God. How’s that working out for you in the Bay Area? That religion of money, passive entertainment, and being overrun by a horde of “diversity”? Can’t wait to get out form the high taxes, bad neighborhoods and schools? How’s that dirty air smellin? Clouds and sunsets are pretty, though.

Cruiser is a Jukubot. Don't bother responding to him, it's just pattern generated inflammatory responses. That's why "he" doesn't appear to be responding to anyone's points directly or with any clarity.

If "he" replies to this short bit, then it is probably just evidence that the operator is attempting to salvage his little experiment in this thread/blog.