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February 3, 2010 8:01 AM

If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing

has never sounded so good.

Jake and Josh Harris took it as a good sign that their father, who

suffered a stroke Friday (Jan. 29), was his usual foul-mouthed self at

the Alaska hospital where he's recovering.

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/02/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-comes-out-of-coma-cursing.html

***Holy mackeral. as cod is my witness, I thought Phil might have been

keeled by his stroke. I mean for reel. This could have been a sole

shattering incident but it looks like he's not fin-ishd yet since he

really is a smart, briny fellow with a troll sense of humor and this

in itself is quite a tail.

However, I hope I don't have this bass ackwards but if I do, it surfs

me right for trying to feed you a line. It shore would because I don't

mean to harbor any doubts about his eel-ness.

I don't want to rock the boat or make waves but something might smell

fishy here with all of the pier pressure, at least that's what my

crabby aunt Chovie believes, but I've had it up to the gills with her

attitude.

According  to his dock, Phil had been floundering and needed alot of

expert kelp to tackle his condition, which bites, but now he's getting

Betta,  yet he could have been krilled.

I waited with baited breath for this and I believe it's the up to the

minnow news.

PS: Please forgive this post cause once and a whale I'm prawn to

overreact, being a prow fan of the show--jaws because its good and it

does serve a porpoise.

I don't want to carp but I have a feeling that Phil will be flexing

his mussels and eyeing the gulls again soon , because buoys will be

buoys, even when they're put back together with baleen wire.

Or I could be all wet.