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Anonymous commentary from a patrick.net reader:

[Somalia is] so perfect for the Baggers -- they are anti-government; there is NONE -- thus, no taxes -- strict adherence to the Right to Bear Arms; everyone has RPGs and automatic rifles and grenades, so this must mean they have low crime (Warlords just defend their property rights by kidnapping foreigners and holding them for ransom, same with the pirates) -- no socialist Medical Care -- no need to waste time with legal "technicalities" perpetrated by the ACLU and evil Jewish lawyers; just shoot first and ask questions later. After all, every trailer trash hillbilly is expert in constitutional legal interpretation -- apparently you can throw waste food products into the harbor, so no problem with dumping tea to protest tax duties, and no "socialistic" environmental regulations either!!! -- also, no homosexuals at nudist beaches, because the Islamics drive them into the surf where the tiger sharks devour them, so this is a plus also.

I guess the only bad thing is there might be a lot of black people and maybe even some Kenyans not born in the US ;-) This is not just a "problem" in Hawaii, I'll have you know!!!! =-O But otherwise, it seems quite paradisaical for Baggers.

He seems to be right:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/12/15/places-a-bowl-game-should-be-held-mogadishu/

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